I Always Said You Can Find ANYTHING At W al-Mart...

“sacco - are you saying I'm an ass in an southern charm sorta way and you're an ass in a sophisticated sorta way and marko is just an ass?”
dayhiker
9:27:24 AM
5/10/05


“I think he is saying that when you twist the knife in someones back you are smiling to their face, but while when he is twisting the knife he is he looking down his nose at them.”
hyway
9:32:16 AM



sure. that works.”

“I've noticed an increase in the number of plastic corks I'm running across as well.

What's the point of a plastic cork? If you're not going to use cork, put a #&%!$ing metal cap on the damn bottle so I don't cut my hand with the corkscrew when I'm three sheets to the wind and want to drink more. Bastards.
last edited: 5/10/05 8:43:23 AM”

“There are plenty of very good (and not inexpensive) wines that now use synthetic corks or even screw off tops. You are much less likely to get a "corked" bottle of wine that way. Is it less expensive than natural cork? In some instances, yes. But not having a natural cork in no way diminishes my enjoyment of the wine.

Well, other than cutting your hand with the corkscrew or on that heavy-a$$ thick foil some bottles have.
last edited: 5/10/05 8:51:07 AM”

“boones farm comes with a screw off top.”

“In the interest of fairness, guys, that isn't Mark-O. Take my word on this one...”

“you saying he does have southern values and northern sophisication?”

“I'm just saying give credit where it's due and don't when it isn't...”

“World Championship Riesling

I like that one.”

“My bad then. MarkO and his brother are the only one's I've consistantly use the word 'cracker' on this website and then the handle seemed like MarkO might've created a spoof of himself. Apologies.”

“Hee Hee Hee....

I found a windup plastic Easter Bunny that walks and poops jelly beans.
Wind him up and watch him GO.

LMAO!
$3 of fun!”

“..also got a windup Chicken that lays bubble gum eggs....

My little nephews love me. I always get them stuff their parents never would. Hee Hee Hee....
last edited: 3/31/06 1:27:17 PM”

“you know stovie, some 4 year old kid chained to a basement wall in the orient made that, then they shipped it to the US with out paying a tariff and then some non-union employee unloaded the ship and sent it to wal-mart where an underpaid mistreated employee with no benefits sold it to you against her will ;)”

“blaw blaw blaw LOL”

“Jeez ... I was thinking of buying one.”

“BTW, i forgot to turn the [sarcasm font on]”

“[sarcasm font]Then it's okay to buy one?[/sarcasm font]”