The Terri Schiavo Thread

“LOL, we could only be so lucky.”

“Shut up, Zac Lumby!!!!”

“Darn old guys. Always telling me to shut up.”

“Either bring your flame thrower or bugger off!!”

“Listen here you liberal scum.


There, is that better?”

“Seems like Schiavo was dead long before they pulled the plug and everybody lost their freaking minds.

Reason wins again.

Sarge loses and can't hack it... Again.

Have a nice day.”

“*Yawn*
Isn't this poor woman dead.
RIP”

“Fromthe coroner's report:

"The brain weighed 615 grams, roughly half of the expected weight of a human brain," he said. "This damage was irreversible, and no amount of therapy or treatment would have regenerated the massive loss of neurons."



Its nice to see Michael Schiavo and the the medical community and the court system vindicated.


Tom Delay, George Bush, the Schindlers and their ilk can rot in hell.”

“Bison - So much for "until DEATH do us part" ...”
Sarge
6:03:01 AM
3/18/05
ignore this user

Does brain death count as death, now Sarge? Does the husband get a reprieve from the gallows for adultery in your eyes?

Can you ADMIT you were wrong?”

“Phaedrus - Obviously you're trolling.

Anyways, no, it's not like you get a retraction for committing adultry. I think God would remember a thing like that.”

“So she was alive, then in your eyes?
Death is only after the heart stops beating then?”

“Not in your case Phaedrus.”

“Ah, the grand avoidance of the righteous.


Bawk Bawk.”

“group hug?”

“I answered you. Not in your case.

Don't like my answer? What's a matter? Does it offend you?

Again, how old are you? You act younger than the children my wife teaches.”

“It has a wife!”

“gee sarge, for a newbie you fit right in


j/k :)”

“Hey maple, we all love Sarge!!”

““I answered you. Not in your case.

Don't like my answer? What's a matter? Does it offend you?

Again, how old are you? You act younger than the children my wife teaches.”
Sarge
11:50:28 AM
6/15/05

So, in Terri's case she was "alive"?

Her husband was an adulteror?”

“MarkO - I just saw your pics. LOL (sorry, give me a second) ... LOL!

It's no wonder you ...

LOL!

n/m - my sides hurt ...”

“The Great Avoidance.”

“The coroner's report couldn't rule out all abuse. An autopsy even this late could definitely provide evidence as to whether or not she suffered brain injury as a result of stranulation, head trauma or certain other causes.”

“Dopesn't matter now. What matters now is that her parents are still getting filthy rich selling all those doners information.”

“Lee, it was Jeb Bush, not the DC idiot, who intervened.”

“o thank GAWD we brought this subject up. i was really missing it”

“Luckily Kenny's feeding tube was removed in time for him to save the kingdom of heaven with his mighty PSP skills.”

“The Keanu Reeves statue was a nice reward.”

“if i was a brain dead zombie and my wife waited 15 years to get laid again i'd come back as a ghost and haunt the dumb bich good.”

“I think the best rule to avoid the wrath of Sarge is to wait until your deceased spouse is fully decayed before "having relations".”

“define fully decayed?

maybe the brain decays, sure but what about the soul?

how can we be sure the soul has departed this earth?”

“Hmmm... And after all "life" still exists long after the body is dead. There are cells that live on, like hair follicles and internal bacteria.

So, maybe we should make a rule that once married, a dead spouse is only dead if he or she is incinerated and the ashes are launched into the "heavens". Anything else is adultery the eyes of Sar- err... God.

But then again, who gets to make the decision to incinerate?

I say it should be the president.”

“Sarge - you're never one to let the facts get in the way of your opinions. There's no evidence whatsoever that he abused her. Just the conspiracy theories of various right-wing wackos.”

“Listen, y2, even if you disagree with Sarge, the woman had half a brain...

I forgot my point here.”

“"I question it based on a review of the video footage which I spent an hour or so looking at last night in my office... she certainly seems to respond to visual stimuli."
- Bill Frist (R-Wingnut)


Thogmartin says her brain was "profoundly atrophied" and that the damage was "irreversable." He also says, "The vision centers of her brain were dead" -- meaning she was blind.”

“They were probably going to nominate her for public office.”

“Half a brain would have put her ahead of at least 90% of the politicians in the smarts department.”

“Frist: Schiavo Autopsy Results End Case
AP - 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
WASHINGTON - Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, a surgeon who had questioned Terri Schiavo's diagnosis during the intense national debate on whether to remove her feeding tube, said the autopsy documenting her severe brain damage brings "a very sad chapter to a close." "She had devastating brain damage, and with that the chapter is closed," Frist said Thursday on ABC's "Good Morning America”

“Last night South Park reran what must have been their take-off on this... and where, oh my god, bastards, THEY APPEARED TO HAVE **ACTUALLY** KILLED KENNY!!!

great show!!! By the way, they did unhook Kenny's feeding tube.”

“She's dead. Move along...”

“I'd really like Sarge to not pull a Bearmagnet.”

““She's dead. Move along...”

Aw come on, it's fun to ridicule the knuckleheads who trashed M. Shiavo without knowing WTF they were talking about.

Those people jumped on the bandwagon not realizing that the wagon was loaded with horsecrap.”

“"Aw come on, it's fun to ridicule the knuckleheads who trashed M. Shiavo without knowing WTF they were talking about.

Those people jumped on the bandwagon not realizing that the wagon was loaded with horsecrap.”

Oh alright I guess. Go ahead. But just you. LOL!

I saw where that chick that was held hostage by the guy in Atlanta got a book deal. I bet the publishers of The Purpose Driven Life are creamin' their jeans over that.”

“Don't ridicule so quickly. Just wait until Frist raises her from the dead.”

“Probe Sought in Terri Schiavo 911 Call By JACKIE HALLIFAX, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 59 minutes ago

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Gov. Jeb Bush said Friday that a prosecutor has agreed to investigate why Terri Schiavo collapsed 15 years ago, citing an alleged time gap between when her husband found her and when he called 911.

Bush said his request for the probe was not meant to suggest wrongdoing by Michael Schiavo.

"It's a significant question that during this ordeal was never brought up," Bush told reporters.

Michael Schiavo's attorney has said his client called for help right away.

In a letter faxed to Pinellas-Pasco County State Attorney Bernie McCabe, the governor said Michael Schiavo testified in a 1992 medical malpractice trial that he found his wife collapsed at 5 a.m. on Feb. 25, 1990, and he said in a 2003 television interview that he found her about 4:30 a.m. He called 911 at 5:40 a.m.

"Between 40 and 70 minutes elapsed before the call was made, and I am aware of no explanation for the delay," Bush wrote. "In light of this new information, I urge you to take a fresh look at this case without any preconceptions as to the outcome."

McCabe was out of state Friday and couldn't immediately be reached for comment, but Bush said McCabe has agreed to his request.

Michael Schiavo's attorney, George Felos, did not immediately return a telephone call seeking comment from The Associated Press. But on Wednesday he said his client didn't wait to call for help and has conceded that he confuses dates and times.

Felos has said that if Michael Schiavo had not called 911 immediately, as Bush and others allege, Terri Schiavo would have died that day.

"There is no hour gap or other gap to the point Michael heard Terri fall and called 911," Felos said. "We've seen the baseless allegations in this case fall by the wayside one by one ... That's what I would call it, a baseless claim to perpetuate a controversy that in fact doesn't exist."

Terri Schiavo died March 31 from dehydration after her feeding tube was disconnected at her husband's request, despite years of efforts by her parents, Bush and others to keep her alive.

The governor's request followed the release Wednesday of an autopsy concluding that Terri Schiavo had been in a persistent vegetative state and revealed no evidence that she was strangled or otherwise abused before she collapsed.

It left unanswered the question of why Terri Schiavo's heart stopped, cutting oxygen off from her brain. The autopsy showed she suffered irreversible brain damage and her brain had shrunk to half the normal size for her age.

Bobby Schindler, Schiavo's brother, said Friday his family believes more questions were raised than answered by the autopsy report and that a new legal review is appropriate.

"Anything that can shed some light on the cause of Terri's collapse is going to be welcomed by our family," he said from Bloomington, Minn., where the family is speaking at an anti-abortion convention.

But the request was immediately criticized by some lawmakers.

"Enough is enough," said Democratic Sen. Ron Klein. "I don't want to see it on TV any more, I don't want to hear politicians talk about it. Let her be at peace."

Bush acknowledged in his letter that an investigation may be difficult.

"I understand that these events took place many years ago, and that you may not be able to collect all the relevant records and physical evidence. However, Mrs. Schiavo's family deserves to know anything that can be done to determine the cause and circumstances of her collapse 15 years ago," Bush wrote. "The unanswered questions may be unanswerable, but the attempt should be made."

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“Michael Schiavo should sue Jeb for harrasment. This is an abuse of his position.”

“wonder how much money will be spent investigating this matter.

what a waste when that money could go to haliburton instead.”

“God should slap the taste out of Jeb's mouth.


Get 'im, God!”

“Thank You, Phaedrus!

On a side note, I wonder if at least in Jeb's case, this is what happens when you marry a South American variety catholic and convert.

(ducking)”

“treebait, I am so happy he is your Gov. and not mine.

I hope someone steps up and tells him to shut the hell up. Let her rest in Peace”

“Ewker, he's been an excellent governor except for this. His term's up next election anyways. We'll have to pick some new jackass or circus animal.”