Who do you Want to meat?

“Who else.. I love Ryan Phillippe, Josh Hartnett, Benecio del Toro, this list could go on and on.

I'd also want to meat Eddie Vedder of PJ, but not to "do" him... just to shake his hand and tell him thanks for the cool music.

I'd want to meat Angelina Jolie as well cause she's just f--kin awesome.”

“Scorch- Hanging on your wall? I'll be right over, take him down and give him a glass of wine!”

“No, he's tied up for a reason... er, I mean,.. ok.”

“Scorch- Hanging on your wall? I'm coming right over. Take him down and give him a glass of wine!”

“ooopppps”

“guess I really want ya to get him "untied"!! LOL!”

“I'm a Hardcore Pam Anderson fan! So what if she's got herpies simplex 18. It's not like I actually got a shot at it anyway.”

“LMAO @ HPM! 2 of DD, that's classic!

Salma Hayek has always done it for me. Babealiscious.”

“"I'd also want to meat Eddie Vedder of PJ, but not to "do" him... just to shake his hand and tell him thanks for the cool music."

ScorchFire
01:30:42 AM
12/06/03


yo Scorchie - you posted to the wrong thread - this is the thread for meating people with the obvious innuendo that you want to fcuk them - go to the other thread if you have no interest in "do"ing them.”

“So, scorchie, how long you planning on keeping Mr. Depp prisoner? Until he renounces that French tart he's married to now and expresses his undying love for you?”

“Johnny Depp is like a puppy. He's stupid and can bite you.”

“Scorchy might like that though...”

“True dat!”

“I would love if Johnny Depp bit me. Hell, he can bite off my arm if he wants to.

bit - I killed the French tart.”

“Masochist!”

“BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- Hollywood star Johnny Depp said on Wednesday the United States was a stupid, aggressive puppy and he would not live there until the political climate changed.

The 40-year-old actor, who stars in the "Pirates of the Caribbean," told the German news magazine Stern he was happier staying in the south of France with his wife, the French actress and singer Vanessa Paradis, and their two children.

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive," he said.

"My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out," said the star of the off-beat films "Edward Scissorhands" and "Dead Man."”

“One for the WKRP fans....

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“He looks damn good for 40! He's still on my list.”

“Mmmmmmmm... Bailey.”

“after long and hard consideration, i've decided i'd meat Justin Timberlake.”

“Please report to the "Speaking of cannibals" thread...”

“I AIN'T gonna say -----”

“Please pass the hot sauce.”

“So then JT could brag about banging Lyra as well as Britney.

Wow !!”

“when i said that to Tarpy the other day, he called me a bad word that means a gay man. LMAO!!! he so funny.”

“He called you Richard Simmons?”

“EWW! you know, my grandmother still does his workout videos. i wonder if she knows he's gay? i didn't realize it until pretty recently. LOL!”

“And neither was Liberace! LOL”

“Strumpet?”

“yes?



j/k, it was the one that starts with an F.”

“Flounder?”

“Frumpet?”

“Farfalle!”

“Falafel?”

“you people give new meaning to the word ARGH. ;-)”

“He called her a bundle of sticks!”

“A cigarette perhaps?”

“Farrah?
Fargo?
Fawn?
Flaming?
Foof?”

“Fahrvergnugen?”

“Funky?”

“Who can forget this classic.”

“The list is endless...”

“OMG, what a coincidence! i was just thinking i'd like to meat Pharrell Williams of N.E.R.D. yum!! i went to see the Black Eyed Peas last night, and they were the other group there. i'd never even heard of N.E.R.D before, but that dude is a stone-cold fox. he's SO my new boyfriend.”

“Aw darn! I have to go to the prom alone!”

“don't worry Aero, you can be my boyfriend too, i'm a total slut. LOL!!

j/k...really. REALLY!”

“I have no idea what lyra just said.”

“Who's the guy with Willis?”

“Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend.”

“They look like they're 16 years old.”