Favorite Bumper Stickers

“Regime Change 2004”

“Marines”

“Dub, I love th binary "joke"

Horn broken ,watch for finger

All I want is a woman who doesnt mind cleaning up vomit

Warning,driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition

Boycott Jane Fonda,American Traitor Beeyatch

(written upside down,often seen on Jeeps) If you can read this,please flip me over

I love my country but I fear my government

One I want to have printed...
The closer you drive, the slower I go.”

“"Support Healthy Forests; Trim back Bush in 2004"”

“that's a good one dawg.”

“If God had of wanted Texans to ski, he would have given them a mountain.”

“"my kids think I'm an ATM"”

“I like that one, Ivy. Reminds me of something my father used tosay to me when I was younger. I would ask him for money and as he reached into his pocket, he would say, "the difference between me and you is that you have a rich father and I don't."”

“Time to say Good Night, Dick!”

“Treebeard, sounds like your dad was happy he could help ya out. My youngest asked for a car for a combination x-mas/birthday/graduation present. I told him I immensely appreciated his sense of humor.”

“I Love Cats!!!

They're Delicious!!!”

“He was a great guy, Ivy. I miss him a lot...”

“"My kid made "imate of the month""”

“Kill em' and send them ALL back to Allah. (Seen on dalapitated truck with lil' ol' redneck driving down 8 mile, in Detroit)”

“They say I have ADD, But they don't unders...LOOK A CHICKEN!”

“Hang up and drive.”

“LOL @ Navi. :)”

“I Am Better Than You.”

“If it can't be grown, it's gotta be mined.”

“"Eat me, I'm Danish"

A good-looking blonde in a blue miata.”

“LOL - I like that one, hehehehe”

“"Jesus Would Slap The $h!t Outta You"

"Born Right The First Time"”

“not a bumper sticker but saw it on a shirt at a run this morn...

" my teams sport is your sports punishment"”

“Now entering Arkansas:

Please set your watch back 20 years.”

“"The Angels will win the World Series the day hell freezes over . . .

. . . be prepared for a long, cold winter!"”

“We always thought "Eat me, I'm a Danish" was an alternate title for "Rock Me Amadeus"... (?)”

“I donated this morning to the marines a toy for Toys for Tots and then got a certificate for 2 free lunches at a local steakhouse.

See, the Marines aren't all bad!”

“go away mamabear”

“"Spear Brittany!"”

“I saw that on a t-shirt, Nig. Great one...”

“Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ

Feed Jane Fonda to the Whales”

“I don't have the patience to read all the above so I apologize if these have already been posted but here are my favorites:

"Somewhere in Texas there is a village missing it's idiot"


"When Clinton lied, noone died"”

“"The WMD are in my trunk"”

“MY SON WAS CONVICT OF THE MONTH AT OREGON STATE PEN.”

“Lest we forget....

'Buck Fush'

LOL”

“pretty good tilt”

“This was on a T-shirt at a store that sold logging equipment.

Earth first. We'll log the other planets later.”

“No fib, Roam...
that's an actual sticker.”

“Thank you for pot smoking.

My dogma peed on your karma.”

“In-laws took me and spouse to a "shop."

I pointed out the sign for sale printed,

"Don't put cigarette butts in the urinal, they get wet and are hard to light!"”

“I love cats but I an eat a whole one by myself”

“I have over 50 on my car!



8)”

“I love cats, but I can hardly eat a whole one by myself”

“Bear, the other game meat.”

“"Salmon, the other pink meat!"”

“cats or bumper stickers, CMB?”

“Stickers!



8)”

“"No, you suck! - the mean people."
"If you don't like my driving, stay outta the sidewalk."”