Favorite Bumper Stickers

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“"Don't follow too close or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

Love that one!”

“BUSH-CHENEY 2004
Because the truth just isn't good enough.”

“saw this one today...

"give terrorists a fighting chance, vote for Kerry"”

“BUCKFUSH”

“I like my John Kerry bumper sticker. Proud to have it on my car.”

“"BUSH LIED: 1000's DIED"”

“I brake for halucinations.”

“Total lack of compassion conservatism, the new Bush administration (really just the same old Bush Administration)”

“DUI arrests: Bush/Cheney 3, Kerry/Edwards 0”

“Actually on the car....

"My Other Car Is A Pair Of Boots"

&

"Support Search & Rescue: GET LOST"”

“my favorate on my car, even more than my Kerry/Edwards sticker is my Mt. Washington sticker.”

“I am collecting strange/funny hiking related stickers, so if you find one...pleaz lemme know”

“If you get any closer I'll flick a booger on your windsheild.”

“I remember that you have a lot of bumper stickers on the gemobile.

I want to get an AT sticker for my car, but everywhere I go stores don't seem to carry them.”

“for AT stickers do an online search”

“I used to have a FU sticker that looked like the OBX (outer banks) stickers. Actually stood for "Fruita", but not many got the joke. That was on my old car. I'm keeping my current car free of stickers....even thinking of taking some of the ones that came from the factory off.

One of the funniest things I saw was a Nevada Beauty plate. Said "3m ta3"

If you don't get it, just remember that nevada has rear plats AND front plates.”

“must have gotten by some state employees who don't IM much... :-)

The sticker I always wanted to get (back when Daddy Bush was in office):

Democrats do it Liberally
Independents do it by themselves
Republicans do it in the Bush with Quayle....”

“There's room for all God's creatures here in Maine, right next to the mashed potatoes.”

“I cracked up the first time I read:

"If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk."”

“recently I saw:

'No, you suck.' Sincerely, the mean people"”

“"Somewhere in Texas there is a village missing it's idiot"”

“Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus”

“funny pedex.

and I still don't get it NY Solo...”

“Me neither Roam, I think I was absent that day.”

“"Heavily medicated for your safety"

"WARNING-OVERLY CAUCASIAN: Do not place on dance floor"

"A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory"

"Your trailer park called . . . their trash is missing"

"I dont suffer from insanity, I ENJOY It!"

"You have the right to remain stupid. Everything you say can and will be ignored"

"Please dont interrupt me while Im ignoring you"

"REALITY: The hallucination caused by an acute lack of alcohol."

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off"

"I'm trying to find myself. If I should get back before I return please ask me to wait"

"Dont piss me off. I dont want to violate my parole."

"If I speak my opinion in the middle of the forest and there are no women around to hear me, am I still wrong?"”

“"Heavily medicated for your safety"

"WARNING-OVERLY CAUCASIAN: Do not place on dance floor"

"A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory"

"Your trailer park called . . . their trash is missing"

"I dont suffer from insanity, I ENJOY It!"

"You have the right to remain stupid. Everything you say can and will be ignored"

"Please dont interrupt me while Im ignoring you"

"REALITY: The hallucination caused by an acute lack of alcohol."

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off"

"I'm trying to find myself. If I should get back before I return please ask me to wait"

"Dont piss me off. I dont want to violate my parole."

"If I speak my opinion in the middle of the forest and there are no women around to hear me, am I still wrong?"”

“Roam Around and BackSlacker ("Me neither Roam, I think I was absent that day.")

Imagine seeing NY's plate in the rear view mirror.”

“LOL!!!! NOWWWWW I Get It!”

“"imagine seeing NY's plate in the rear view mirror."

HA..ok, now i get it. thanks!
:)”

“Ha Ha...I get it now!”

“Seen on the DC beltway, circa 1991

4NICK8R”

“Cats flattened, no waiting”

“"Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun"”

“My kid beat the sh*t out of your honor student.”

“personal Favorite:

My dog is smarter then your Honors Student.”

“I was in Texas for some of the "energy crisis." As a New Englander in Texas I still had to laugh at:

"Drive 85, freeze a Yankee."”

“Also, around the same time:

"Drive like Hell. You'll get there."”

“I don't know if I got this right, but I've seen this sticker a few times, "those who wonder are not always lost".

Then there is that t-shirt saying that I hate that I mentioned before that motorcycle guys wear. The back says, "if you don't see anyone sitting behind me, the #&%!$ fell off", or somthing like that.”

“I think I meant "wander". Also, I forgot about the censoring. The word was "b!tch".”

“Keep honking im reloading

DOnt laugh your daughter might be in here!!!

I am not tailgating i am drafting

i am not speeding i am qualifying

Officer i swear i didnt throw that bag!!

Those are my favorites but what i haveon my car is

K2 snowboards
quiksilver
pipeline
no sharks
Ron Jon Surfshop

Havent found any good backpacking stickers though

SORRY”

“Guns don't kill people.
People driving with cell phones kill people.”

“My favorite on my car is from Dana Designs backpacks:"Caution: Weird Load."”

“An oldie;

I might be slow....but I'm ahead of you.”

“"Bumper Stickers Never Changed The World"”

“Women are born leaders, you're following one”

“From about '70.....

More Nukes, Less Kooks”

“"Horn broke. Watch for finger."”

“Born Right The First Time”

“There's a little town named Poquoson in the Tidewater area of Virginia. They are very white, very proper and very conservative. At Poquoson middle school the parents of the honor students proudly sported "Proud Parent of a PMS Honor Student" on their Volvo's. Even when explained, they still didn't get it.”