Favorite Bumper Stickers

“Spoken like a true cupon clipper Sarge! :)”

“Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!”

“My Border Collie is smarter than you're honor student.

]:)”

“lol - I love that one, it's so true.”

“"Visualize Whirled Peas"

"Tree Hugging Dirt Worshipper"

"Work Harder - Millions of people on welfare are depending on you."

"I can hear you. I just don't care."

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"

"There is a place for all of God's creatures... between the veggies and the mashed potatoes."

"I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6."”

“Some people think I have a bad attitude. Those people are dumb.”

“I saw this on the back of a very large truck in the MTU commuter parking lot.

Mudding -- The deeper you go, the wetter it gets.”

“I used to have a license plate frame that said:

"God is my copilot, but satan is my navigator."

I made it up myself. I had to take it off when some freak tried to accost me at the traffic light. I kinda thought it was clever...*sigh* Oh well.”

“On the back of a fire truck --

"Zero to Sixty ... Eventually"”

“Seen a sticker that stated" Driver is married so HE carries no cash"”

“Rock is Dead... Long Live Paper and Scissors”

“Arms are for hugging.”

“"Save a tree.....Eat a beaver"”

“Impeach the Coxsacker

(for those of you who remember Watergate and its "aftermath")”

“"Thought Good, Slogans Bad"”

“"If you can read this, you're not the president."

"My karma ran over your dogma."

"HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!"”

“Lol! My car dealership has a sticker in the service dept. that says " Did you eat a bowl of STUPID for breakfast?" on the wall. I need to get a new "weird load" bumper sticker for my car. My old one is worn out.”

“Impeach the Coxsacker

(admitted this is on old one!)”

“Ah... gotta love that Blast from the Past... LOL

(that Coxsacker would be Robert Bork, for the uninitiated)




This just in ----

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“lol I just saw a good one yesterday-It said "I just ate a Dam sandwich!" Under that it said,at the Hoover Dam Snackatorium.”

“Remember "Vegas Vacation" when they visited the Hoover Dam?

The tour guide said something like...
"If you want to take the dam tour, then you need to stand in the dam line..."”

“Here's one that I copyright

"Kiss My Crevasse"

"Take two fistfuls and go flux yourself"


hehe”

““lol I just saw a good one yesterday-It said "I just ate a Dam sandwich!" Under that it said,at the Hoover Dam Snackatorium.”

Reminds me of a Simpson's episode where they visited the(a?) Dam. Bart was using every excuse to say "Dam".”

“Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus”

“what-th-flux?”

“Remember "Vegas Vacation" when they visited the Hoover Dam?

The tour guide said something like...
"If you want to take the dam tour, then you need to stand in the dam line..."”
LOL Id forgotten about that one. Im not sure if it is still there ,but near the Conowingo Dam on the Susquahanna River(MD stretch) there is a bait shop and the sign by the road says the name and then"best bait shop by a dam site"

I saw a couple in a pizza place ,one said"To all employees we have a new incentive plan,get to work or your fired!" and the other said "this time clock will never be stolen because the employees are always watching it."”

“The local Dollar store in my area has a sign that reads "Unattended kids will be sold for a dollar"”

“I cracked up the first time I saw a sign that said:

"Don't criticize the coffee. One
day you may be old and bitter, too."”

“I wish "National drive the Posted Speed Limit week" was created and print bumper stickers like

DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT, PISS PEOPLE OFF!”

“once upon a time another driver was tailgaiting me and when I slowed down he flipped me the bird - well it so happened that I was passing an old farmer at the time(4 lane road, divided 2 each way) so I slowed down to farmer speed for the next 10 miles and left that tailgaiter stuck behind us”

“"WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB SO WE CAN HAVE HIM IMPEACHED?"”

“After you, Limpy. ;)”

“Oh, BURN!!!!!!!!!!”

“Woo hoo! Good one Ruby!”

“Liked it, Limpy.”

“Saw this on a bumper sticker today:

When Jesus said love your neighbor
I am pretty sure he meant don't kill them.”

“Just remembered another good one

"In dog years,Im dead!"”

““Thanks for not paying attention””

“good one, Pitts!”

“When Jesus said love your neighbor
I am pretty sure he meant don't kill them.”

cool Pitts.

a popular one on this alabama trip
"she's my cousin"”

“"Jesus is coming. Look busy."”

“Seen in front of a Baptist church yesterday

"What part of Thou shalt not ,dont you understand"”

“Over the weekend, I saw a bumper sticker that read:

Instead Of Being Born Again
Why No Just Grow Up

And it made me lol.”

“No = Not”

“God answers kneel mail. :-)

Smiley was included.”

“I got

Don't believe everything you think

but haven't put it on my car. Somehow it seems a little preachy, snotty, etc. But I really like the message.”