Favorite Bumper Stickers

“You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.”

“In God We Trust; everyone else pays cash.”

“Earth First!
We'll log the rest of the planets later.


Life is our most precious possession. Without it we're dead.”

“"Keep Pluto
Dump Goofy"”

“Saw this one the other day,

"Work is for people that can't catch fish"”

“Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.”

“"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."

That one took me back...”

“I saw two of these today:



Mosh for Jesus”

“Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.”

“Got a new one in the mail last week....

but it's fuego ---- !    VBG”

“My wife saw a license plate frame that read....

I'm not perfect...

but parts of me are magnificent.”

“A kid with an old beat up car had one that said
honk if parts fall off”

“If it's "tourist season", why can't we shoot them?”

“My buddy used to have one that said "Give me head til I'm dead." I don't think anyone ever did.”

“Jesus love me, everyone else thinks I
m an @sshole”

“You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think”

“The liver is evil. It must be punished.”

“An old man in my nieborhood has a sticker on his truck that says "Its not how deep you fish,but how you wiggle your worm".”

“"honk if you love peace and quiet"
"driver carries no cash
He's Married"”

“On the washroom door at Big Dick's in Tupper Lake, NY:

If you are against logging, please wipe your a$$ with plastic.
last edited: 6/04/07 11:43:57 AM”

“GABBA GABBA HEY”

“God dosen't believe in athiests
Therefore they don't exist”

“Just saw this on my way home tonight. A gal driving a truck with this......

"My other ride is your boyfriend"”

“In this weekend's Democratic debate Senator John Edwards called the War on Terror, "A bumper sticker."”

“All your base are belong to Us.”

“I saw this one last night.


Vegetarian. Indian word for lousy hunter.”

“All Your Oil Are Belong To Us

(it's on my bumper)”

“Republicans Are Over-Paid, Over-weight and Under Sexed

Don't blame me, tell it to the bumper sticker.”

“Mexicans: The New Kudzu!”

“"Republicans for Voldemort"”

“LOL @ the Band-Aid Bumpersticker... great for dents, etc....”

“

You know SQUAT about ROAD RAGE!”

“God dosen't believe in athiests
Therefore they don't exist”

that doesnt even make sense. IF god exists, he would surely be aware of the existence of atheists, IF hes all knowing as the monotheists claim. im sure its a weak attempt, in typical bumper sticker logic, of reversing subject and object in order to make a point, and thinking it actually means anything”

“Four More Wars!”

“My Macaw Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student”

“"Eat a prune...Start a Movement"”

“What, the EXlax ain't workin'?

(I crack myself up!)”

“I have found the cure for hope


(from despair.com)”

“saw one the other day

"You're not my boyfriend, so get off my ass"”

“"My other ride is your boyfriend"”

“Large letters on the back window of a Range Rover, "Hummer Recovery Vehicle".”

“I have seen that one on a Jeep as well.”

““Anybody who says money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop.””

“On my Jeep...

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.”

“ummmm stove that looks like a t-shirt, not a bumper sticker”

“Down south a t-shirt tied to a bumper IS a bumper sticker.”