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Saw one yesterday I liked...
...thought I'd get some of the ones you folks have seen on a thread here.

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be out by itself!

and,

Your honor student slept with Michael Jackson
Treebeard
2:52:07 PM
12/05/03

"Get any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield."
ScorchFire
2:52:56 PM
12/05/03

My all time fav it said:

"U R Sofa King We Todd It"
Snafu29
2:53:46 PM
12/05/03

not sure if this was a bumper sticker or a shirt but..


happyness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk catron.
mistletoe leaf
2:54:38 PM
12/05/03

"What if the Hokey Pokey *is* what it's all about?"

"Beware of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
skiracer
2:55:55 PM
12/05/03

Not enough sex results in poor eye site.


 

lumberzac
2:56:44 PM
12/05/03

I think i need glasses to read that one
mistletoe leaf
2:58:38 PM
12/05/03

Remember: Stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Treebeard
2:59:30 PM
12/05/03

How's my driving?
lumberzac
3:00:57 PM
12/05/03

Zac, you forgot the 'call 1 800 eat s__t' part
Treebeard
3:01:35 PM
12/05/03

Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Treebeard
3:02:19 PM
12/05/03

I saw Elvis making crop circles
Treebeard
3:02:42 PM
12/05/03

Not when it was on a 18wheeler that had gone off the road.
lumberzac
3:03:04 PM
12/05/03

lol @ zac!!
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes
Treebeard
3:03:32 PM
12/05/03

TB, the one I saw like that was:

"Auntie Em, Hate You, Hate Kansas. Took the Beemer, Gone to California"
bitpusher
3:04:55 PM
12/05/03

This one's crude, but effective


I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
Treebeard
3:06:25 PM
12/05/03

Oh, and this wasn't a bumper sticker, but I saw this written in the dirt on the back of a semi-trailer during one of my trips to Florida this summer:

"How about showing us some tittie?
Thanks for your support!"
bitpusher
3:07:06 PM
12/05/03

"Eat Right,Stay Fit,Die Anyway"
Spam
3:07:11 PM
12/05/03

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
mistletoe leaf
3:10:45 PM
12/05/03

another shirt.

If you see me running, try to keep up.

signed Bomb Squad
mistletoe leaf
3:12:00 PM
12/05/03

Only because it's illegal...
That's not just a bumper sticker, it's an axiom!
bitpusher
3:13:03 PM
12/05/03

Buddur
3:13:54 PM
12/05/03

here are a few I saw in a bar...sorry to go one a slight tangent.....

"Free Beer Tomorrow"

"If you don't like our prices, bring your wife in and we can dicker"
Snafu29
3:14:59 PM
12/05/03

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
Treebeard
3:16:08 PM
12/05/03

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Treebeard
3:17:48 PM
12/05/03

One of the best sign I ever read was over the urinal in a bar, which read:
"Recycled Beer Department"
lumberzac
3:21:04 PM
12/05/03

"It's time to pull over and change the air in your head."

(seen on a faculty car at the local community college)
Tilt
3:26:04 PM
12/05/03

2 stickers on my Nalgene,
F**k you and your f**kin Leki poles
Visualize getting off your hippie ass and getting a job
Lone Wolf45
3:28:56 PM
12/05/03

BUSH!-Four more wars
pepsi
3:32:02 PM
12/05/03

knucking futs,

warning, objects in mirror are dumber then the appear.


wine me, dine me, 69 me
TrollsSuck
3:32:45 PM
12/05/03

""Get any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield.""
ScorchFire
02:52:56 PM
12/05/03


Best on page, so far. LMAO
Roam Around
3:34:33 PM
12/05/03

My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
Buddur
3:35:24 PM
12/05/03

Buddur, I have that one on a button somewhere. Always loved that...
Treebeard
3:36:27 PM
12/05/03

Buddur, I have that one on a button somewhere. Always loved that...
Treebeard
3:36:27 PM
12/05/03

Buddur, I have that one on a button somewhere. Always loved that...
Treebeard
3:36:28 PM
12/05/03

Must have been the "Submit Message" button...
bitpusher
3:37:06 PM
12/05/03

A bumper sticker from a skateboard company:

Talk To Me, Not My T I T S
stanlee
3:37:13 PM
12/05/03

Clever, Bit!
Treebeard
3:39:45 PM
12/05/03

Visualize getting off your hippie ass and getting a job"
Lone Wolf45
03:28:56 PM
12/05/03

Hilarious!

Seen on back of biker's t-shirt:

"If you can read this my b1tch fell off"
c bat
3:44:58 PM
12/05/03

Eschew Obfuscation
garfum
3:53:59 PM
12/05/03

Freud's mother liked little boys
Phaedrus
4:07:57 PM
12/05/03

Republicans, Democrats...same $h!t different piles.

I is a college student.
Dub
4:12:14 PM
12/05/03

You don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

If a woman is alone in the forest and speaks, and there is no man to hear her, is she still wrong?

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who can read binary and those who can't.

IF a word in the dictionary was mispelled...how would we know?
Dub
4:16:43 PM
12/05/03

If a woman is alone in the forest and speaks, and there is no man to hear her, is she still wrong?

Dub


ooooohhhhhh, gooooood oooonnnnneeee.
Roam Around
8:01:10 PM
12/05/03

beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862


discourage inbreeding: ban country music

Porn! It's cheaper then dating
Gemini
8:24:38 PM
12/05/03

oops forgot one:
jesus loves you. everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole.
Gemini
8:25:54 PM
12/05/03

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who can read binary and those who can't.


This should be:

... only 00000010 types of people ...
Phaedrus
8:25:55 PM
12/05/03

Zero suppresion was turned on Phaedrus.
Dub
8:46:02 PM
12/05/03

Something from my brother in law the programmer: I see fragged people!
treebait
8:47:08 PM
12/05/03

select from users where clue > 0
0 rows returned.

SQL humor.
Dub
8:48:24 PM
12/05/03

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