Jewish men are HOT

“which one of you are hotties?”

“chili and ewker are both jewish”

“Is that true, Miss Opie? I thought Stikmon and I were about all on here...”

“I believe that when I die, my soul goes up on the roof and I can't get it down.”

“I think he is too.”

“Where's Adam Sandler and his guitar when you need him?”

“WTF, SLH morphed from BJ? A holoiday troll of a troll?”

“Tilt are you a fressbatarian too?”

“but I'm sure SLH is none other than the dysfunctional mama. Her posts either have a hint of her psychosexual disorder or an obsession with stormbringer.”

“def mamabear.

stop feeding her fuel”

“Damn schickah(SP?)!”

“be a nice guy! I'm not a schickah!”

“I went to a Unitarian church when I was a kid... which pretty much makes me part everything. :-)”

“I am married to one.

Pass the cornbeef and potato pancakes please.”

“That would be a female”

“Mmmmmm! Lotkahs!”

“I was just messing with chili and ewker, no they are no jewish. i just said that b/c santa's little helper keeps messing with chili. i just said ewker to mess with him too.”

“Got ya, Miss O!

Nig, it's shiksa, to be technical...”

“I'm not a Shiksa”

“Wouldn't you be hot if you wore a turtleneck all the time?”

“If you want to be hot just hike ten miles on a 90 degree day.”

“trollfeeders!”

“Between church run schools, and churches, I grew up in Baptist, Unitarian, Methodist and Quaker traditions - but my father was Jewish, which is the wrong parent by Jewish law. That makes me a http://www.halfjew.com/" target="_blank"> halfjew ”

“Which side of you is Jewish, the right or the left?

Hey Treebeard. Isn't shiksa a razor company?”

“Yeah, I think so, Nigal!! lol

A Lady Shiksa?????”

“she is just looking for a jewish man because they celebrate hanuukkah for 8 nights instead of christmas which is only 1 night.

gold digger!”

“My wife is great about finding me little goodies for each night. It's tough to spend just $10 on a gift.”

“Report to the "OC" thread. But you already missed the "Christmaskuh" episode, featuring a holiday tradition bringing out the best in both faiths! I believe it was 8 days of gifts, followed by perhaps 8 times as many gifts on Christmas.”

“My wife rented "Eight Crazy Nights" last weekend. Knowing that it was an Adam Sandler production, I cringed. I usually love Adam Sandler movies, but I was a little worried about her reaction. Fortunately, she found it to be funny.

I wouldn't recommend it to people for their small kids to watch though. Good message, but presented in an adult fashion.”

“"Which side of you is Jewish, the right or the left?"
Nigal

Come the day of final judgement, you might think my Jewish side is right, while my fundamentalist friends would say that it would be left.

Actually, there is a difference between being a halfjew and being half jewish. And don't ask me to explain, I haven't got time to invent some convoluted answer go into the details.”

“"Tilt are you a fressbatarian too?"

-- the-naviguesser



That's that fact, Jack. <G>”

“It was NOT a kids film was it bit. Those dear were licking all the shlt off of the funny little guy and then they smiled and had it in their teeth? AHHHH! The sound of that little guy's voice drove me nuts!”

“Definitely not for small kids. I might let a young teen watch it for the message.”

“The Hannukah Song

Put on your yamukah
Here comes Hannukah
So much funnukah
To celebrate Hannukah

Hannukah is: the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights

When you feel like/the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people that are
Jewish like you and me:

David Lee Roth
lights the menorah
So do Kirk Douglas, James Caan
and the late Dinah Shorah

Guess who eats together at
the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha-Na-Na
And Arthur Fonzarelli!

Paul Newman's half Jewish
and Goldie Hawn's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!

You don't need to Deck the Halls
Or Jingle Bell Rock,
'Cause you can spin the dreidel
With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock!

[Chorus]

O.J. Simpson [not a Jew]
But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew [He converted]
We got Ann Landers and her
sister Dear Abby,

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby
Some people think Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who is --
All three Stooges!

[Chorus]

So many Jews are in Show Biz
Tom Cruise isn't but I think his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely lovely Hanukkah
So drink your gin and tonica
But don't smoke marijuanica
If you really really wannika
Have a Happy Happy Happy Happy Hanukkah

Happy Hannukah Everybody!

Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah!”

“Nice of you to provide the lyrics!”

“a really cool punk-rock song written by a jew for jews...

Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz
Goin' out to terrorize goyem
Stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas
As long as we're home by Saturday mornin'
Cause hey we're the Brews
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois
Orthopedic Dr. Martins good for
Waffle making, kickin' through the shin
Reputation, gained through intimidation
Pacifism no longer tradition
Cause hey we're the Brews
Sportin' anti swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the Brews
The fairfax ghetto boys skinheaded jews
We got the might, psycho mashuganas
We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones
Chutspah, we battle then we feast
We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat”

“By coincidence, my g.f. is watching "Hebrew Hammer" on Comedy Central, about a jewish detective down the hall from Mike Hammer who fights to save Hannukah.”

“Anybody remember Israel Bond, the Jewish secret agent? I can't turn up anything on the 'Net.”

“"LOXFINGER: A Thrilling Adventure of Hebrew Secret Agent OY-OY-7"

Moez tilt(thats the jewish version of "geez") tilt what search terms were you using? I got tons on my first search: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22israel+bond%22+secret+agent”

“I should know from google!

(How does one say 'brainfart' in Yiddish?)

That's really weird. I thought I tried 20 different combinations the other day after I saw the 'macaroon' thread (heh-heh-heh). I even went to Amazon and tried one or two titles.

Zip. Zero. Nada.”

“Chat among yourselves now!”

“just talk among yourselves now, it is coffee chat!”

“right. cause we wouldn't do so if you didn't tell us we could.”

“"a really cool punk-rock song written by a jew for jews..."

Would that be Mashuganah?”

“Whoa, be careful when you mention the words "Jew" and "hot" in the same sentence.”

“You obviously haven't figured it out:

This poster is Satan's little helper. Only the "n" has been moved to confound the innocent.”

“Nigal, it was NOFX,from the album"White Trash,Two Heebs and a Bean".”

“Are you Michael Savage?”