TT Feeling Sickly Thread

“LOL i haven't drank in a couple weeks :P”

“Exactly!”

“hmmf”

“Take 2 shots of whiskey and call me in the morning.”

“aye aye cap'n”

“I kinda OD on Vit C and Zinc when I feel something coming on and drink plenty of OJ and go to bed early. It seems to work for me.”

“i'm too far gone”

“Should we just shoot you and get it over with?”

“put me out of my misery. make it fast and painless please. i'd like to die a soldiers death.”

“Soldiers seldom die quickly.”

“Do you have any stuff you would like to...um...donate to charity before you go? I could help.”

“yea, i'd like to pass on this disease to "charity" LOL”

“It's been a while since I had my bird tested....”

“You do know why they're worried about Avian Flu, right? It can and has mixed with Human Flu to produce deadly new strains (aka Spanish Flu). You sure you don't want to send me your stuuff? For safekeeping anyway?”

“i don't have any valuable stuff, bear, go pick on someone who has some :P”

“I'm not picking, just concerned :)”

“LOL”

“I sure am glad I waited to read this stuff after I got better.... been down three days for the third time, Nasty one - kept trading it with my girlfriend.

Dr put me on steriods,antibiotics and cough meds.... finally some releif!”

“I watched a show last night about parasites. It was cool. Lots of bugs under the skin.”

“that's nice”

“Blew chunks this morning. Evidently my bug isnt over with yet....


Try puking up a egg and polish sausage sandwich and Orange juice. Thats the nastiest blown chunks ever!!!!”

“Yum!

You know I had a fever & fatigue for a day last week. Since then my only symptom has been producing enough mucous out of my nose to cover DC. What's up with that?”

“Since then my only symptom has been producing enough mucous out of my nose to cover DC. What's up with that?"
bearmagnet

Well, if you have time.... :)”

“I don't. Should I save it up for a rainy day?”

“i'm trying to eat, people!”

“dont eat eggs when your gonna hurl scortch.”

“i was eating homemade stromboli : )”

“Watchya eatin?”

“what the hells a stromboli?”

“homemade stromboli? Drrrrrrroooooooooooooool. Did you make it?”

“it's kind of like a pizza only more like a folded one... do u know what a calzone is?

yes, bear... so be careful, it may be laced ; )”

“Where you from that you don't know what stromboli is?”

“do you make calzones to?”

“i make anything italian, but ask me to make any other kind of dish and i'd be clueless”

“stupid bloodwork isn't going to be back for a couple days now... this is retarded. i called today to get my results and they said that the lab was having a problem and that all bloodwork that was sent out won't be back for a couple days and they'd call me when the results were in.

meanwhile i'm dying of some rare week-long fatal disease.”

“I see. Are you........um........single pisan?”

“i am a sicilian princess”

“Uh oh! I've heard about yous princesses. I'm half Sicilian.”

“I know what a calzone is...not a lot of Italians where I lived before :S.

Scorch is preggers! :)”

“sh-t! whatever you've heard.... it was wrong?”

“not preggers!!”

“its the reason for the bloodwork...dun lie to us scorch :) What kind of example is that for you soon to be child...HMMM???”

“Just heard about those tempers! :)
Although I could deal with any temper for homemade stromboli/calzones. You honestly have me drooling! haven't found a good one in DC yet! Haven't found great pizza either. I swear after you cross the Mason-Dixon line great Italian food disappears. Unless you go to a restaurant.”

“I mean, nice restaurant.”

“LOL I agree BM (haha, bowel movement)... unless you come to Il Ristorante di Melissa

and i'm not preggers, you're preggers ; )~”

“You're the 2nd one to discover "BM" or at least mention it. Where is this restaurant?”

“BM, ha ha! That's what my mother in law says every time Laurel loads one up.”

“I hate all Y'all! No wait:

Your mama just calls me bear, TB!
:)”

“Not MY Mama! THat's HPM's Mama!”