TT Feeling Sickly Thread

“Who's HPM?”

“Humanpackmule. Frequent poster here.”

“Uh oh! Is this a big packmule? Can I delet my post?”

“LOL Bearmagnet, you're funny!”

“No. Just too much coffee! :)”

“"You're the 2nd one to discover "BM" or at least mention it. Where is this restaurant?"

in my house,... i'm melissa LOL”

“You should know better than to invite a sicilian, even a half one, to a homemade calzone/stromboli dinner at your house. You might not be able to get rid of me! :)”

“doesn't matter though, I think I'm going to get my butt kicked by a packmule for something I said about a relative!

I'll be swimmin' wit da fishes!”

“LOL!”

“that's okay, us italians always love company!”

“Well start Baking! I would like Stromboli on Friday, Lasagna on Saturday, and Calzone on Sunday!”

“asino pigro!”

“Um...my italian (?) is laughable.
What?”

“lazy ass : )”

“Lazy ass? B/c I don't want to cook? OK. I was going to bring the wine of your choice & clean up! Oh well. want to send me the recipes? I really have no idea. Well I can do lasagna but not the others”

“what one u want?

i can't give u the recipe for the gravy... it's a family recipe :P”

“Freakin family recipes! I swear you I-talians. I can use a pasta "gravy" recipe? Can't I have the how to for both?”

“yup,.. what's your email address? email me at the address in my profile on here and i'll send u the recipe tomorrow. make sure u put something in the subject so i don't delete it as spam. i'm headin to bed now, damn nyquil puts me on my ass.”

“you got mail, bear : )~”

“Thanx! Right back at you. Now, if only I can find dough in DC!”

“Feeling better. Class started back this week, I missed all of my classes Monday. Luckily I didn't have any on Tuesday. Now that my cold is somewhat getting better I'll be returning to class tomorrow bright and early at 8am, sucks!”

“Now that I finally have health insurance, I've made a doctors appointment. This'll be the first time in two years I've seen a doctor. I sure hope they can fix me.”

“a sore throat and nose. Do you think a beer will help? If one beer will help, would 2 work better?”

“Hmmm, methinks something harder is in order for that.”

“me thinks whisky”

“I think that's what treebait meant.

I think, anyway.”

“Hot toddy!”

“Six beers works wonders.
;)”

“I've had three today so far, but pretty well spaced out.”

“Whiskey? pffttt. Okay, I really do have a sore throat but was just using it as an excuse to drink this beer...so I can act foolish and ask what trip Pennsy is going on next ;-)”

“OK, when I have a sore throat, I leave the booze alone and drink hot orange and spice tea with honey and lemon juice. Works wonders.

My wife's grandmother (the evil one) used to make something with peach brandy and some other stuff. I never stopped cussing the old #&%!$ long enough to ask her what else was in it.”

“I have a headache from sleeping with my contacts in. I will be better tomorrow morning.”

“ouch, tango, they're the worst. take anything?”

“I get to go have an Upper GI, I'll be pooping white for a few days.”

“Good luck bison, feel better and i hope all works out!


pooping white?

LMPO”

“At least you get a day off for the trouble.

Hope everything comes out ok.”

“Your poo will glow in the dark! Cool!!! ;-)

It's no big deal. I had one years ago. You just drink a 'shake' and they take Xrays. Then go home.”

“ya aught to get it scoped - now that's an experience I'll never forget”

“Oh, don't remind me....owwwww...”

“yuck! fun. good luck.”

“Trip report.

It wasn't as bad as people made it out to be.
I went in they xrayed me, then the doctor came in and said I had to have emergency gall bladder surgery. WHAT???? I wasn't even there for my gall bladder, I was there for my stomach. He explained that there appeared from the xray to be a large calcification in my gall bladder. I then remembered that I had a packet of pills in the pocket of the gown when they took the xray, they took another xray sans pills and everything was aok. Then they stood me up, gave me the candy that makes you have gas, and the barium, which wasn't all that chalky, as a matter of fact it was just like maalox. They put me under the flouroscope and had me twist around, I got to watch my guts on a monitor, very interesting. Now the bad news, they didn't find anything wrong with me.”

“I want a second opinion!”

“second opinion is needed!!”

“Beat you by 36 seconds.”

“Next: colonoscopy!”

“Native American legends mention the existence of white buffalo and, since I have seen albino deer in these parts, I believe it to be true. Never, of course, did I remotely believe that they crap white too. Damn.”

“Apparently buffalo have wings too. Who knew?”

“Yah, but is Chicken of the Sea Tuna fish or fowl?”

“"Next: colonoscopy!"

Fortuneatly we know the problem is with my stomach, even though we don't know what exactly the problem is. So there's no excuse for anyone sticking anything up my ass. I'm sure they might want to do an endoscopy though, which I'll let them do on one condition, I want it on DVD.”

“Endoscopy is no fun, but at least they put you mildly under.”