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i'm still here
ScorchFire
9:20:58 PM
1/11/04

this dumb sh-t is so addicting:

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2003-11-24/bubblewrap.swf
ScorchFire
9:21:41 PM
1/11/04

Are you sure?
lumberzac
9:23:07 PM
1/11/04

That site is great. LOL
lumberzac
9:27:57 PM
1/11/04

Hey, I was here LATE last night, you must've been too drunk to type.

HHooww yyoouu ffeeeelliinngg nnooww??
Buck
9:29:16 PM
1/11/04

Buck,
How's life treating you on the West Coast?
lumberzac
9:30:51 PM
1/11/04

Goodnight
I'm signing off now. I need to go finish doing my laundry.
lumberzac
9:41:19 PM
1/11/04

Hi lumberzac! Life is good®! Good night to you too, I'm ouddy!
Buck
9:45:10 PM
1/11/04

yabunchadrunks!



hic,

belch
Roam Around
12:12:02 AM
1/12/04

"slackers."
ScorchFire
07:06:44 PM
01/11/04



Just for the record I was gone out of town from Friday at 1:00PM until Monday morning at 1:00AM.
Roam Around
12:14:52 AM
1/12/04

Roam...ya can stay up with me....
divinity
12:17:33 AM
1/12/04

Bubble rap first thing in the am is not all that fun!


8)
Crazy Mike Backpacks
5:42:36 AM
1/12/04

I partied all weekend. Passed out early.
Dub
8:51:25 AM
1/12/04

No school today Dub?
Roam Around
8:57:59 AM
1/12/04

I'm at school today :( Actually, gotta to go class in a minute. I'll see u guys tonight!!
ScorchFire
11:41:22 AM
1/12/04

School all day if you count homework. I have to write a couple papers then I have class 6-9pm with 1-2 labs I have to work on from 8-9 or later if I don't get done. It's SQL so it's not hard, it just takes awhile to update the tables sometimes and create new views, etc for you select statements (translated from nerd to "it is very tedious and time consuming but easy")
Dub
12:29:40 PM
1/12/04

Thanks for the translation, wirehead.
Roam Around
2:25:47 PM
1/12/04

haha, ya bunch of freaks.

i hate school :(

i'm already wiped out after one day of being back.
ScorchFire
6:44:05 PM
1/12/04

slackers. where u all at? did the homework start already?? i haven't even gotten books yet.
ScorchFire
6:52:19 PM
1/12/04

I didn't even want to go back...and when I got there I had a surprise lab test! It was easy and I got done early so I got to go home early, wooo hoo.
Dub
6:54:09 PM
1/12/04

surprise lab test?? on the first day of school? wtf?
ScorchFire
6:59:21 PM
1/12/04

Yeah, tell me about it...it was very easy though...took me at most 35 minutes which is a small amount consider the class is 3 hours long. I am so tired now...not used to getting up in the morning.
Dub
7:05:02 PM
1/12/04

yea, night crawler!
ScorchFire
7:07:10 PM
1/12/04

me and my wubbie
ScorchFire
7:49:00 PM
1/12/04

and afterwards lol
ScorchFire
7:49:23 PM
1/12/04

needless to say, i just now fixed my digital camera and was playing around with it after i fixed it. flapper was my target.
ScorchFire
7:50:07 PM
1/12/04

post that one i liked, the one where we can see your nipple
StormBringer
7:52:29 PM
1/12/04

you can not, @$$
ScorchFire
7:58:37 PM
1/12/04

Reporting in per Scorchy's request
Dub
8:13:42 PM
1/12/04

whew. i was starting to get worried.
ScorchFire
8:14:22 PM
1/12/04

thought i lost u for a moment, champ
ScorchFire
8:14:33 PM
1/12/04

There was a picture of your nipple and I missed it?
Dub
8:14:55 PM
1/12/04

No, I'm awake...I must stay awake to watch futurama at 11pm...that is my goal.
Dub
8:15:29 PM
1/12/04

my nipple is not in the picture. all u see is the word "nipple" and not "not". ok so u got 2 hrs to kill. stay up wtih me.
ScorchFire
8:16:28 PM
1/12/04

K, I'm up...do those birds talk?
Dub
8:17:33 PM
1/12/04

yes
ScorchFire
8:19:23 PM
1/12/04

sorry, that was flapper, he typed that.
ScorchFire
8:19:37 PM
1/12/04

explain about the roommates
ScorchFire
8:20:12 PM
1/12/04

Roommates, 1.
So I've had a ton of roommates and each one is unique. I won't name names but I'll identify each one.

1. A. Male, 4 years older than me. Makes huge messes and doesn't pay bills on time. Electric got shut off once and he refused to come home and threatened suicide which forced his mom to drive 3 hours, pay his $500 overdue bill, then drive 3 hours home.
Dub
8:21:01 PM
1/12/04

Roommates 2, 3
2. S. Buddy from back home that graduted HS with me. Lived on the floor of my apt. With A. Was a nudist! Dated girls way too young for him and eventually knocked up the ugliest, dumbest one who was 16 at the time.

3. K. Greasy guy that smoked a pack a day. Slept on a bed with no sheets. Had a black stain on his mattress that outlined his head. Had a lime green weiner pump in his room with a pair of panties that would have been too big for me. Spent 8+ hours a day on the phone.
Dub
8:23:26 PM
1/12/04

Roommates 4, 5
4. A2. Introverted nerd, afraid of women, afraid of people. Pissed his pants on the back of my motorcycle when I accellerated from 80mph to 160mph in a 55mph zone to outrun the cops. Was very "feminine"

5. R. Gay, but tried to cover it up. Had a big dog that he kept in his room where it pooped daily. Ate 1lbs of ground beef per night covered in salt.
Dub
8:25:52 PM
1/12/04

um.
roommate 1.) i can help the suicidal person with budgeting. i'm a case manager and i deal with the mentally ill, lol. i also help them managing their money.

roommate 2.) also needs help. i don't deal with children though. oh wait, he just screws children. my bad.

roommate 3.) tell him to shower, i bet he smells.
ScorchFire
8:27:29 PM
1/12/04

Roommates 6, 7
Female roommates

6. M. Outgoing, noisey as hell, showed her boobs to everyone. b!tch. Would disappear for weeks at a time.

7. J. Quiet, nice, clean. We ruined her sex life by telling her she made good noises with her b/f. From that point on she never made a peep and consequently, never had good sex.
Dub
8:28:24 PM
1/12/04

1. Yep, he is now married and his wife has complete control over the money as he still can't control it. He also refused to cook and spent over $20 a day eating out.

2. Yeah, we called the police once when he had a 13 year old spend the night. We were scared.

3. He did smell. He also caught hell from everyone at work for his weiner pump as we told everyone, lol. He also drove his car for 50,000 miles without changing the oil.
Dub
8:30:06 PM
1/12/04

Boy, and I thought my kids were bad roommates.

Sounds rough dude, is the gay guy the one who was scared of the hamsters?
Roam Around
8:30:14 PM
1/12/04

roommate 4.) tell him to come outta the closet. they have support groups for that type of thing.

roommate 5.) maybe he can teach roommate 4 some tricks.

roommate 6.) apparently has no self esteem and has to show off her boobs in order to gain attention. borderline personality disorder. probably off whoring herself out when she disappeared.

roommate 7.) shouldn't announce her sex life to her roommates. literally.
ScorchFire
8:31:59 PM
1/12/04

LMAO @ Roam!!!!

50K without changing the oil??? What kinda car ran this long with dirty oil so I know what to get next?? LOL
ScorchFire
8:33:24 PM
1/12/04

Roommates 8, 9
8. J1. Ate butter by the 5lbs tubs, no joke. Redneck, drove an old SUV that he never ever washed. Invented "ghetto chili" which consisted of 2lbs of ketchup, cheap beans, can of tomato soup, and some ground beef. Ate deep friend twinkies for fun.

9. B. Girlfriend of J1. Turned the thermostat to 78F, took hour long showers, invited her friends to stay with us (which happened to be very very ugly), also ate a ton of food with her b/f. Once put dishwashing soap in the dishwasher and flooded my kitchen. We saw her gain over 30lbs while living with us for six months.
Dub
8:34:14 PM
1/12/04

Roam, the hamster guy lives here now.

Scorch, in response to your comments....

4 (which I think you meant five--the gay one)...insisted he wasn't gay, however, was very knowledgeable about fashion and when we had a party and some very good looking girls decided to get naked and go streaking...while we were all watching girls run naked through streets he was busy putting on their clothes underwear and all and he fit. AS I had my camera out for the girls I took several pictures of him dressed in their clothes and underwear which he refused to take off.


6. Yeah, low self esteem called "easy" where we live.

7. She never knew that we could hear...and per her b/f said that we ruined his sex life as he couldn't get her to "respond vocally" ever again.


As for the 50K car, it was an old Chevy Corsica with no paint on it...it was literally primer gray. Eventually it blew up and he just left it beside the road.
Dub
8:39:46 PM
1/12/04

Roommates 10, 11
10. Jo. Marine. Buff. I was afraid of this guy at first but he turned out to be the most level headed, nicest, cleanest roommate I ever had. He was cool as hell and he "built" all of his furniture. His desk was made out of some posts and an old breaker box with a cut up shopping cart for stands. His bookshelf was made out of a barn door. His track for his track lighting was the pole from a stop sign. He was a bouncer at a club and brought home hot women all the time, women that his g/f (now wife) never knew about.

11. C. Guitar man. Works full time, goes to school full time. Has been accused of being gay after we had one of our goodlooking female friends ask him to have sex only to have him decline. Has never had a g/f in 2 years of being a roommate. Really nice guy.
Dub
8:43:56 PM
1/12/04

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