IHadToTakeADumpBut DID NOT HaveAnyToilet Paper

“"Does it make you jealous when you walk into a public stall to do some 'thinking' only to be greeted by some miraculous paperless 10" turd nestled soundly at the bottom of the turdlet?"

That's easy, the turd was "Ford Tough" and would neither bend nor break but the paper was sucked down the swirling abyss.”

“hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah”

“"I have heard that a spruce of fir branch is useful to tweezle the crack and of course there is the old standby of pine cones (white pine obviously - table mtn or pitch pine would be too much)"
Hog On Ice
05:23:11 PM



"spruce"???
Are you mad?
That'd be like usin' barbed wire!!!
Fir is the one that has soft needles.”

“And it burns,burns,burns
the
the ”

“$h!ttin' pretty, huh?”

“You cut up the sides of both legs of your underwear, then they slip real easily from your pants without having to take the pants off. Now you have enough for a couple wipes.


Yes, it has happened to me too.”

“You think the woods are tough? Try dropping a deuce in certain parts of Manhattan!”

“hiking clothes you see at REI...im a hanes or Fruit kinda guy...got to $hit but got no paper no problemo...cut a piece of your shirt off...my bother used to come home with huge circles cut out of his...thats where i got the idea from...got a problem with having a hole in your shirt...no problem...just wear or bring two...always try to cut from the undershirt though if possible...”

“Only on thebackpacker.com would this be appropriate..”

“I have used a sock before. I was way drunk and the "paperwork" was gonna be a mess.

I have a friend who swears by snow balls. Course I cant count the times I have heard him say " if you're man enough to crap your own pants, then you better be man enough to wear them".”

“Buddur, after reading through this whole thread I still have a question. If you had to take a dump. Who Left it.????”

“I'm still waiting for someone to ask if you practiced LNT”