Crazy Women

“Dub - assume a protective position. Place your hands over your crotch. I don't think you're getting out of here that easy.”

“Damm if we do or don't, sometimes it does't matter what we do or how we do it, it just isn't right.”

“Yep. Dub and that deathwish of his. I just don't about that boy.”

“Yep. Dub and that deathwish of his. I just don't know about that boy.”

“I admit it...I'm crazy.....MEN make me crazy!!!!!”

“"Boy" being the operative word here. Dub is just young and has much to learn.

StoveStomper, when I first read your post it sounded to me like she was hittin' on you. Are ya sure she's not?”

“ok, well a friend of mine was asking for another extension chord as they got her a bright pink one for her new office.
Mad, the lot of ya, I tell ya ;o)”

“chord????? Well at least most of them can spell ;o)”

“Ya shoulda scored the unused one, put your stuff in it and given her the one you had. That would've scored you super points. And you call us dumb! Hrrumph.”

“I was thinking that same thing pixie...LOL!”

“Me too, but Real Men don't think about decorating, LOL

Sometimes this red-green colorblindness is a real godsend.


HOOO-aaaah!”

“LOL
I sure she wasn't hittin' on me.
She just wanted something I had.
After I had given it to her, she would forget I existed again.
She's one of those people that are only nice to you when they want something from you.

Dub - Run fast!

I swear, I don't know this Dub person! ;-)”

“you still coulda scored points - maybe she has friends!

=D”

“"Women!!!!!!!!
Can't live with them.
Can't (fill in the blank)."
Stovestomper


I like Norm Peterson's (Cheers)version:
Women!!!!
Can't live with them.
Pass the Beer Nuts!”

“"After I had given it to her, she would forget I existed again."

Who needs her type of friends?”

“Well, you too can use them just like they wanted to use you. Beat them at their own game!”

“SS,
Go to work tomorrow and go into her office and ask her if you can have something of hers that she has two of (possibly panties) and see what her response is?
That will tell for sure...
Good luck Buddy :-)”

“LOL, you two are a riot, Dub and snafu.

I'm done with the game playing. I'll leave that to you young guys. ;-)”

“My old man told me
"Never shop for your meat where ya get your potato's"”

“Is that some sort of code?

Stovestomper the crazy women at the school I work with cover everything, including filing cabinets, with contact paper in horrible floral patterns. Perhaps your needy friend would appreciate a roll or two. She can make her desk, file cabinet, window sills, door and microwave all match! It'll be so cute! (gag)”

“So, it's spring break this week for our schools.

We planned on taking the pop-up to the local state park for a few fun days of camping.

It is raining now, and will rain the rest of the day, and all day tomorrow, and probably Tuesday morning as well. We were planning on leaving Wednesday.

My wife called my sis-in-law and tried to talk some sense into her, to no avail. She is adamant that we are going camping, dammit.

I for one, am not going to spend the next two and half days shut into a 8x12 box with three bored kids sniping at one another. My poor brother, on the other hand, has to go along or his wife (the sis-in-law) will make his life hell with her #&%!$ing and complaining about how they never get to do what she wants to do (like he personally controls the weather).

I feel sorry for him.”

“I can see bit's brother in-law five years from now...



"They say they's gonna let me outta da nervous hospital, hmmm."”

“His new job allows him to travel a lot. I think it will be a life-saver.


For his wife.”

“Get the kids good rain gear and hike in the rain. Works for us. Laurel loves puddle jumping in her blue duckie boots Can't help you with sis in law situation though.”

“Oh come on treebait, everyone has their price...”

“Define crazy......”

“I don't think women are crazy.
They just live in a similar, but parallel, universe to men.”

“Oh, they are up there now. It is raining. It will rain all day. And my sis-in-law, in her infinite lack of judgment, decided to bring their damn dog along.

I'm so happy I'm here.”

“At the next get together you'll get to hear in excrutiating detail how their last campout sucked and how she just doesn't understand why that keeps happening.”

“do not have to be shut in. Get a great big tarp and fly it between 2 trees. Now you have an outdoors lounge out of the rain. Campfire at one edge, set up the card table, coffee, coffee attitude additive, what more can a guy ask ?”

“In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman cannot legally drive unless there is a man running on foot ahead of her car with a red flag to warn motorists that a woman is driving. This law is seldom enforced.”

“I started to say that it seemed like a reasonable law, but I decide not to.”