If you break up....

“If a couple of TT regulars splits up shouldn't one find another web site to hang around? And shouldn't the one who stops posting be scorchfire?”

“wtf?”

“Reminds me of that one episode of Will and Grace...

Karen: Honey, why do you have to find a new apartment?

Grace: It’s the break up law. The one who breaks it off is doomed to walk the city alone with her hot rollers searching for a new apartment.

They have gay people on there so I doubt bacpac's ever seen it though.”

“Or maby hold a TT spelling B and the winner stays?”

“Tea is doomed if that happens.”

“Doomed to walk the city alone with his hot rollers?”

“I say ScorchFire stays...she looks much better than Tea.”

“She spells better also.”

“Spells or smells?”

“Prolly both...”

“what do you have against scorchY”

“Blah, Blah, Blah.

The same thing I have against the rest of the skeezers.

Don't get me wrong, if I was nailing her, well... you know the story, but to listen to her blather on and on is too much!”

“If one just has to go, let Scorchy stat. But wtf, why does either of them have to go and what the f--- do any of us have to say about it?????????????”

“bacpac, you'd never in a million years be nailing me, so u don't have to worry about that.”

“define skeezer”

“Bacpac wtf is your problem? if you don't like what she writes don't read it.”

“now that's a good question Storm, i'm kinda curious to know what someone like bacpac considers a skeezer.”

“ignore that man behind the curtain, scorchy. we all love you. this is just the only way bacpac can get an erection. i guarantee you hes in front of his monitor right now with a bottle of viagra and a bottle of hand lotion. i beseech you, dont rise to it and give him spank material. hes an admitted chronic masturbator. he said so himself”

“It is comforting to see bacpac in form again. The kinder, nicer bacpac was scaring me.”

“Show me man who is not a chronic masterbator and I will show you a liar.”

“So Tea and Scorchy broke up? I didn't think yall were a couple yet. I thought you were just screwing. How can a couple, that isn't a couple break up?

Who get the double sleeping bag?”

“I am drinking again.

Phaedy said that abstinance was not necessary for treatment of alcoholism and I took him at his word as I always do.

MoooooHaaaaaHaaaaaa”

“There's two kinds of liars, those that say they quit, and those that say they never started (masturbating).

Right, bacpac?”

“we were never really a "couple" so there really wasn't a "break up" involved”

“Hey, all women masturbate also. They're just not as open about it.”

“burp...”

“See, I told ya. They weren't a couple they were just screwing.”

“I say we let Ice Tea decide.

If he wants to continue to flirt with Scorchy then he can vote me off. If is wants a lifetime membership in the HMWHC then the redhead (dyed) must go.”

“whoooossshh!!!”

“Hey, all women masturbate also. They're just not as open about it."
Artex

now THIS is thread degeneration i can appreciate

scorchy, your thoughts?”

“Come on scorchy, post your thoughts so Stormbringer can get his nut.

He is a chronic masterbater, don't ya know?”

“I aint goin anywhere honey”

“i need new spank material. my subscription to "barely legal" just expired”

“Well at least post your thoughts about female masturbation so Stormbringer will shut up.”

“I'd have to go with Artex... or at least all females have tried it once”

“i thought a "skeezer" meant an old dude?”

“yea cmon. for example, do you ever experiment with vegetables, and if so, do you prefer carrots or cucumbers?”

“I thought so too, lyra. So then wouldn't bacpac be the skeezer in this case?”

“And 2poops, that's just nasty”

“you need to look up skeezer at www.urbandictionary.com.

now that is a beautiful site

BTW do those things come equipt with batteries these days??

best stock up, christmas is coming ya know. Don't want to be caught trying to play with all those new toys on Christmas day and not have any.....”

“that is nasty...however, 2poops' description of what bacpac must be doing right now is the funniest thing ever, LMAO!!!”

“Chronic”

“All Chronic, All the time.”

“I don't think poops ever gets laid.”

“Somebody get this dude a blowup doll for Christmas”

“thats not true, bp. your sister is quite a beautiful woman.........”

“well, consider me educated! speaking of urban dictionaries, i don't quite understand how you add "-izzle" onto the end of words. do you just drop however many letters off as you want, and then add it? or what? i've been trying to see a pattern, but it's escaped me.”

“also, what happens when 2poops and bacpac break up? who gets to stay then?”

“beats the shiznit outta me”

“poops, I am not sure I'm not a beautiful woman in your masterbation fantasies.

Do us all a favor and not post them.”