If you break up....

“LOL@Sunshine!”

“Think of all the poor kitties you people have killed! They could have been fed to hundreds of starving people in Chinese restaurants!”

“OMG! I've never heard that! Oh oh!”

“Dub's new nickname - Photoshopboy”

“and why can't I call scorchfire...we have great phone sex...shes absolutely amazing!”

“No, that's not photoshop, Roam, it's a real poster!

Stikmon - I do my best”

“OMG, unbelievable, well not really but OMG.”

“it cracks me up, i love the little monsters”

“Ever eat cat? Better question, ever eaten chinise?”

“One of our local Chinese resturants a whileback got busted for serving stray cats and dogs on the menu.

My uncle is a food distributor in our area......I only eat at the Chinese places he delivers too......”

“same thing happened in Kalkaska...or so I heard. I refuse to eat beef from a chinese restaurant. I know it's not beef. The texture and flavor is all wrong.”

“Hey Q, if I go to that place but don't want meat, will they make me a tofu Jack Russle?”

“So, that is where all the kittens in the neighborhood have gone. I feel so bad. I have murdered so many thousands of kittens. Is that the sound that I hear at night? Its not kittens fighting it is another kitten ......”