HMWHC Code of Ethics

“embear is a tease!”

“I luv you embear!”

“embare has a good additude :)”

“The price? Pleasure, baby.

You can use it freely because your a teasing women.

Is that redundent? ;)”

“I'm not a tease!

Just a nice loving person. :)”

“embear, you gave me your address last yr. BTW I promise not to post your nekkid pics that I took ;)”

“I'll give you her new address for some nekkid pics.

Just a nice loving person. :)”
embear
1:51:34 PM
10/26/04

Me too. How you doin', embear?”

“Ok horny bastards: Nobody has any nekkid photos of me. Unless they show me having a very tight arse. :) Thats always good.”

“too easy...”

“Too easy? What, embear having a tight ass?

Embear: do you prefer male or female tight asses? Where are these photos?”

“see the out of context thread”

“Likewise, sacco.”

“It has come to my attention that a certain HMWH'er from the midwest is in dire straights. Therefore I have produced this document to make all parties informed. Maybe Chili can pipe in and determine if the following document is lawful.

This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement)
is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2001, by
_______________, between _____________ and ___________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in
the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events
of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM--we don't have crap to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" crap--only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions--Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance--that is why you are called the "back-up,"
unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time, advanced-arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted--money is always good.
8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers--it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges"--we are not
friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK--don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing--I don't want your arse leaving anything behind
when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex--it's over, so get your arse up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it--I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred--just hit it hard and right or get the hell
out.
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just nail you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME--so don't keep
calling.
*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***
The aforementioned rules may be altered by the holder of the
agreement.
If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of This
agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone
memory and email list, BLOCKED from all communications until your silly
arse understands the rules.
Participating partners:
Signature: ______________________
Date:”

“lmao!”

“Sounds legit to me.”

“Awsome!”

“hmmm where do I sign up”

“When I was single, those were my rules!!!!

Plus I had other rules:

1. Don't expect me to cook breakfast IF I let you stay over.

2. If I play my answering machine and you hear a male voice, it's always my brother calling, so don't even ask who it was, even if he did ask me out on a date, lol.

3. Our time together does not entitle you to a follow up date, unless I say so.

I'm sure there were others.
last edited: 11/22/04 2:16:51 PM”

“lol,
That's awesome! If I had more time, I'd write a women's version!

Something like:

Wipe your feet
Pet my dog
Take you pants off
Don't expect me to cook you anything
There's a Starbucks down the street
Don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out”

“No one ever has to tell me to take my pants off.”

“lol. Kinda figured. But don't worry, bm, we won't ask either.”

“You don't have to ask me. You can even request that I don't. Won't stop me though.

My last gf didn't like the fact that I lounged around in only my skivy's after work. I said it bothered me that she always wore too many layers and if she didn't like it than she didn't have to come over.

That one didn't last long.”

“Ha!”