HMWHC Code of Ethics

“Since I haven't see the by-laws, I propose using this code of ethics.

Subject: THE HMWHC CODE OF ETHICS


1. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

2. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both. That's just plain wrong.

3. #&%!$ing about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is
forbidden. You may, however, gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.

4. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

5. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a
buffalo wing clean.

6. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you
must jump into the fight.

**Exception: If within the last 24 hours his
actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good
ass-whooping," then you may sit back and enjoy.

7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's
running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

8. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man.
In fact, even remembering a friend's birthday is strictly optional and
slightly gay.

9. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is
trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away
with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is
forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

10. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission
and he, in return, is required to grant it.

11. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see
nothin'.

12. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may
always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask
who's playing.

13. It is permissible to consume a 'fruity-chick' drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach, a topless supermodel delivers it
AND it's free.

14. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

15. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
16. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to
his beer.

17. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when
she's withholding sex pending your response.

18. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing:
either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations,
a nod is all the conversation necessary.

19. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may
not join him...too gay!!!

20. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolate".

21. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.”

“Too funny! Especially the no fighting naked one.”

“LOL, good code.”

“so it is written ...
so it shall be!”

“A slightly longer list is at: http://www.collegedrunkfest.com/codeofethics.php”

“13. It is permissible to consume a 'fruity-chick' drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach, a topless supermodel delivers it
AND it's free.

That is a good one!”

“Number 18 is a little suspect.

If there is a line for the urinal, then it is OK to speak, but in a crowd of fewer than 4 people if someone speaks he is the homo.”

“# 13 Dream on boys!

# 18 I thought it was expressly forbidden to compare 'attributes or lack thereof' at urinals!”

“For #18, the conversation at the urinal is usually something like...

Guy #1: This water is cold

Guy #2: and deep”

“Fag, Fag”

“Bacpac, don't you get it?”

“I got it when the story was told to me about two dudes on a bridge 40 years ago.”

“Guess where miss opie took my to dinner tonight, without me even have to ask...HOOTERS of Huntsville...sorry i didn't have enough time to activate the EMERGENCY MEETING call system...but tonight was ON KEY..hooooooties..and one kept rubbing her ass on michelle..it was the closest she'll ever be to being bi!!!!!!”

“what bacpac means is he was told BY two dudes on a bridge

anybody else wonder what he was doing there?”

“Sounds awesome Opie...all the women I've dated hate Hooters.”

“i dont care for hooters, either. too pg rated. if im going to be served by jiggly bimbos, they need to be topless”

“Hurumph,,,,hurumph,,hurumph

Prior to Hooters we had a local place called 'Buns and Bones'. It was more Daisy Duke-ish. Talk about some THO's.

Ah, Good times.”

“7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's
running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale, but 5 minutes can be subtrated for every point on the 1-10 '#&%!$iness' scale.”

“Second top dawg's motion.”

“Well StormBringer, you need to stop by Columbus. We have this place called Kahoots. When I was 18 and freshly implanted in Columbus a buddy took me to lunch. To my surprise when I looked up at the waitress from the menu she was topless. I was very confused yet happy.”

“Finally, some kick-a$$ed bylaws!”

“7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's
running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale, but 5 minutes can be subtrated for every point on the 1-10 '#&%!$iness' scale.


,but an additional minute must be added for the percentage of chance she'll do you.”

“Don't bother waiting sacco.”

“i'd wait for you bbw. [wink wink]

we can make sweet love by the fire all night long. ohhh yeaaahh.”

“I think we need to get the "code" out and bash Opie over the head with it on his way outta the clubhouse.”

“What about uttering the L*** word? Not Lust but the "other" one?

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/13884,3.php”

“I protest, the word was used in a certain context. And was not used as an affirmation of my being "in love" with anyone.”

“Where's Buddha Bear?

I think we'll need to have a meeting at Hooters to determine whether there's been an actual breach of conduct here.”

“Shall I paste my response to this argument?

Or are you saying that love is a disease and I should report to the TT feeling sickly thread?
Bison
10:30:37 AM
10/26/04

Proper context????

You are asking if L*** is a disease and wondering if you should report to the "sickly" thread.

Therefore/Ergo/Sum - You have admitted that you are in L*** and your guilt!

I think there has been a definite breach”

“These are some serious accusations. I agree with Roam, a meeting at Hooters is in order.”

“Bison misspoke, which sometimes happens when you are in deep "like". He remains a member in good standing.

And people say I'm partisan..... jeesh!”

“Buddha, I take back much of my partisan rancor which has been spilled out toward you. You are indeed a reasonable man, at least today. We should go to hooters to put this all behind us.”

“BB, must be in a good mood today. You got off easy Bison...lol

Bison, when are you coming down this way”

“You are indeed a reasonable man, at least today

You are just incapable of sucking up properly, eh? LMFAO!

Ban Bison!”

“DDX and all his talk about shoes? Hew owns more shoes and brags more about them then most women I know!

http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/34206,3,2.php
last edited: 10/26/04 10:37:06 AM”

“He's posting pictures of his shoes!!!!

Edit: Good point, Buddah.
last edited: 10/26/04 10:39:09 AM”

“Having feelings for a woman is one thing...

Acting like a woman is another.”

“ROFLMAO! Excellent point Bison!!!!!”

“There is no room for talk of shoes in the HMWH Club! lol!”

“what about hiking or hunting or lumberjacking boots? i think that would be ok”

“Ewker -

In a few weeks.”

“Us gals can say the L word without getting all this crap! Watch:

I love all yall!!! :)

Now am I banned?”

“Hey you HMWHC people, I know you all like boobs, right?


:D Go to the 3-dy boob thread and donate to us and pinkbubblz will shou you what your money is saving :)


Teamwork pink, teamwork!!!”

“embear's such a sweet talker!


TEASE!!!!!


:P”

“embear, I will drop by tonight since you, "you know that word" me ;)”

“Love is a beautiful thing :) I love pennsy!!!”

“Ewkey - you don't even know where I live, silly.”

“I already said I'll say it...for a price.”

“hmmm, how do you know I don't ;)”

“Eddy, have you been stalking me? :0

Bearmag - whats the price? I tell people that I love them very freely. Not necessarily meaning that I want to do them, just that I love them as a person. Is that so wrong?”