Rudolph

“The red nosed reindeer is on CBS. It's my fave gotta go!”

“Fag.”

“Man your in a really foul mood today aren't you bacpac? Somebody step on your lip?”

“There should be an open season for reindeer with shiny noses. Take care of them once and for all.”

“First of all little dicpac I am female and by definition not a fag. Second SHUT IT!!!”

“Can you feel the heat?”

“I hope Santa wasn't looking when I posted that!”

“Sorry Tango, I had you confused with Cash.”

“I think he'd understand Tango. Bacpac's gunning gor a giant lump of coal.”

“gor = for”

“I liked that gored with a lump of coal better!”

“"First of all little dicpac I am female and by definition not a fag. Second SHUT IT!!!"

You go girl”

“Ya better watch out, Buddur, are you admitting that you watched Rudolph? You must be very secure in your manhood! I like that!”

“Oh my.... where did u get that picture”

“rudolph ROCKS!”

“if thats true, you need to see a doctor”

“It's a screensaver (there's more like him) at:
http://www.screensavers.com/index.html?SS_ID=108_0_0_1

I'm too lazy to do a link.”

“rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose (like a lightbulb!)
and if you ever saw it , you would even say it glows (like a lightbulb!)”

“OMG you guys are too funny!”

“I have yet to put a bead on any 'bou but you're on my list. You'll make a fine jacket someday. Hmmm, double shovel!”

“Thanks, Tango, I'll be sure to check those hotties out ; )”

“Rudolph is dead.

After he was shot and wounded in the neck with a 50 caliber copper jacketed lead conical bullet traveling at 1450 feet per second he darted out in front of a train trying to escape and was splattered.

It was gruesome.


Venison anyone?”

“your inner child was slapped around alot, wasnt he up?”

“I couldn't help myself.”

“Scorch, there is a guy with his arms crossed I LOVE HIM!”

“I'm kinda partial to the last one.. the one who's all wet.
Yea, I'll take him.”

“Good choice Scorch!”

“Reindeer/caribou are deeeeeelicious, like black angus beef only more so. They make great jerky too, leaner and higher in protein than beef and no antibiotics or genetically modified feed. Just my 0,02$'s worth. Great fondues, too.”

“"First of all little dicpac I am female and by definition not a fag. Second SHUT IT!!!"
Tango
08:07:40 PM

So, we're talkin' "Poon-Tango", huh?”

“We're talkin' about you walkin' funny for a week or two!”

“Shee-yit woman, you found that in a hurry >8^]”

“Yep, very quick on the draw!”

“Walkin' funny?

You gonna wear me out?”

“Yeah with my right foot at a very high velocity! (God, took you long enough!)”

“talk about a kick in the nads!!

Be careful T.T. might ask for more, like a good batoning.”

“Have y'all seen the MAD TV version of Rudolph?

"Merry Freakin' Christmas"

The Bumble eats some of the elves.
Santa and some of the elves are playin' poker and get rubbed out by "Yukon Corleone".”

“I do own an expandable asp!”

“No Tom, when was it on? Sounds funny!”

“It turns up every now and then.

They might have shown it ten years ago.

Funny as hell!!!”

“ok now im lost.”

“SASSY!”

“About what? Tom insulted me, I offered to alter his walk. He abstained and then changed the subject quick!”

“Thank you HPM!”

“You're welcome.”

“Me---ow! Frisky too!!!

puuuuuuuuuuuuuur -fect”

“You doing Ocala Briar?”

“Way to handle yerself Thomas!”