The 3 O'Clock Crawl

“Yep must be 3 o’clock. TT has come to a screeching halt while everyone crams to get their work done in the last couple hours of the business day! LOL!”

“Is this after the 2:00 wank?”

“You and I are still here.......Let's dance!”

“if you dance with Aero, just be sure he washes his hands first!”

“What work! Can't you all multitask?”

“Thank God for long compiles.”

“Actually, I am pondering how close it is to beer thirty.”

“Not me- Nigal! he's the one with the 2:00pm routine!”

“Crap! It's only 1:30 here....”

“"Is this after the 2:00 wank?"

It's the Thursday before a hiking weekend. I pack this afternoon and then have sex with an actual woman, my wife.

Nothing like hearing those five words every man longs hear...







"Get off me you're heavy."”

“Let's get this thread up to 100 post in an hour. That'll show'em!”

“I thought that was "Get off me you're sweaty"”

“it's all wanking, all the time for me today! moo haa haa! i'm working from home...i just made chocolate chip cookies, and in a min. i'm going to do some yoga. boo-ya!”

“The sun is hot and that ol' clock is movin' slow
And so am I
Workday passes like molassas in wintertime
But it's July
Gettin' paid by the hour and older by a minute
My boss just pushed me over the limit
I'd like to call him somethin'
But think I'll just call it a day

Chorus:
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere

Well this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
And half the night
Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay
Hey, but that's alright
Ain't had a day off now in over a year
My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here
If the phones for me
You can tell 'em I've just sailed away

Chorus:
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere

I could pay off my tab
Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2
At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder
What would Jimmy Buffet do?

Jimmy Buffet spoken:
Funny you should ask, Alan
I'd say
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
Pour me somethin' tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
He don't care
And I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere”

“Just don't shake Nigals hand!”

“"i'm going to do some yoga. boo-ya!"

34 1/2?”

“Some guys are heavy, some guys are sweaty.

Guys who are both, well, I feel for their wives.”

“Ya know how they say women have such a hard time achieving orgasm? It wouldn't have anything to do with having a hairy, sweaty guy on top of them would it? That would kind of break my concentration for sure.”

“meeting here from 3-330....I made up some real good bogus questions to stretch it out an extra 15 mins.....now it is the 330-400 yawner.....then the Fiv-o-clock Froath.....then TGIF!!!”

“what's 34 1/2 mean??”

“"what's 34 1/2 mean??"

Yoga...

34 1/2 X 2...

Starting to see clearly now? [duck and cover!]”

“"Ya know how they say women have such a hard time achieving orgasm? It wouldn't have anything to do with having a hairy, sweaty guy on top of them would it? That would kind of break my concentration for sure."
Nigal

Yeah can ya blame em for going to the "ToY" store ! Way less hassel and prolly lot better results...”

“DORK SANDWICH!”

“Is that when Bill Gates talks his wife into a threesome with her girlfriend?”

“do the math!!”

“Sorry lyra, I've been to one too many freak sideshows. 8P”

“the Naked Pretzel?”

“You American guys get on top?

My nose bleeds from altitude when I try those weird positions.

You girls should visit zee Québec and have a little fun.”

“MMMM! That turkey potbelly sandwich was damn good!”

“Here's to all you people who can't drink any more.
Clang”

“I sure would like a drink now! Gotta wait 2 hours.”

“Nothing like hearing those five words every man longs hear...







"Get off me you're heavy.""
Nigal
03:28:37 PM
12/11/03

ROFLMAO...that was completely unexpected.”

“Not yet, got to wait another hour and a half before we can get in to the hooch. The owner of the company is having his annual open house here at work this afternoon. I gots the beer chilling on ice, and a few bottles of wine ready to uncork at a moments notice.








I told my supervisor that I was going to have a beer in a couple of minutes and he got a little bent out of shape...of course, he's mormon so I won't have to worry about him drinking any of it.”

“That is good. Our holiday party for our floor is tomorrow. The mix together some kind of nasty champagne punch. I will be nipin at the flask though. Have not figured what to put in it yet.”

“Psssttt that is the sound of an Ice cold beer opening


Gugugugugu Ahhhhhhh so nice!”

“Stop that!”

“The countdown has begun!

Oh wait I work from home - think I'll start early.


Moooohaaaaahaaaaa”

“My gift from the bosses at work here was hard salami (inneundo intended!) and Mixed Nuts. What does that tell ya!”

“A bunch of dicks?”

“i take it beer-thirty has arrived! like, yeee haw!

i don't know when our Christmas party at work will be, but i do know it'll be lame.”

“I was supposed to pick up my car from the body shop tonight. I went out to my father’s truck (which I was barrowing) and the rear tire is flat. Of course none of the tire changing tools are in it so I cant change the tire. So I called AAA. They can't get here for an hour and a half. So now I can't pick my car up because the body shop will be closed. I need a beer.”

“Some wiskey too!”

“I hear ya lumberzac. My wife's van is in the shop. The oil light was coming on. Turns out there was a lot of crud in the oil pan and the screen on the pump was clogging. The shop calls around all over town, can't find the part, so they have to overnight it. $120, just for a damn screen.”

“That reminds me!”

“Just after my previous post I got a phone call from AAA to meet them out in front (at the exit) of the parking garage where the truck was parked. The tow truck guy didn't want to drive the truck into the garage. I don't think it would have fit; the garage has an extremely low ceiling. Any way, we walked up to the second level. Well none of the tools were in the truck so the spare tire couldn't be lowered down. I told AAA this but they didn't relay that to the towing service. So we ended up just refilling the tire with air. I ended up having to stop twice to refill it on the way home. The auto-body shop was closed so I will have to try tomorrow morning. This hasn't been a good fall car wise for me.

WARNING RANT ALERT!

Let me start from the beginning. This October I needed new tires before winter. So I ended spending over $200 for four new tires. A week or so later my check engine light came on and my car started skipping. So I took a day off from work (and canceled on a canoeing trip) and brought it to the garage to have a diagnostic done on it. The computer said that one of the cylinders was miss firing. Easy enough I would just have to change a sparkplug. Wrong! To get to the plug you have to pull the battery out. So I do that but there wasn't enough room to get a socket on the plug. So I brought it back to the garage. It took them a half-hour to replace one plug. So that cost me 70 bucks for the plug and labor. Half way home the check engine light comes back on, and the car starts skipping again. So I take it back to the garage. They hook the computer up and another cylinder is miss firing. It turns out they switched the plug wires so it turned out it was a bad plug wire. Unfortunately they didn't have plug wires for my car. So I ended up having to drive it to a dealership to buy one. $20 later I'm on my way home to install the plug wire myself. I pull the battery and wire and find out that the dealership gave me the wrong wire. So I reassemble everything and drive across town back to the dealer. By the end of the day my car is back together and running fine.

A week later I'm driving home from work and my check engine light comes on and the car starts skipping. So I go to the parts store and buy four plugs and four plug wires another $70. I spend my Saturday replacing spark plugs and wires.

Two weeks go by and my check engine light comes on. Fed up, I bring it back to the garage. The coil pack ends up being replaced $180 just for the parts. The idiot light hasn%to pull the battery out. So I do that but there wasn't enough room to get a socket on the plug. So I brought it back to the garage. It took them a half-hour to replace one plug. So that cost me 70 bucks for the plug and labor. Half way home the check engine light comes back on, and the car starts skipping again. So I take it back to the garage. They hook the computer up and another cylinder is miss firing. It turns out they switched the plug wires so it turned out it was a bad plug wire. Unfortunately they didn't have plug wires for my car. So I ended up having to drive it to a dealership to buy one. $20 later I'm on my way home to install the plug wire myself. I pull the battery and wire and find out that the dealership gave me the wrong wire. So I reassemble everything and drive across town back to the dealer. By the end of the day my car is back together and running fine.

A week later I'm driving home from work and my check engine light comes on and the car starts skipping. So I go to the parts store and buy four plugs and four plug wires another $70. I spend my Saturday replacing spark plugs and wires.

Two weeks go by and my check engine light comes on. Fed up, I bring it back to the garage. The coil pack ends up being replaced $180 just for the parts. The idiot light hasn't come back on since (knock on wood).

November comes and we have a strong windstorm come through. Two trees fall, one on the back porch and the other partially falls on my car. This is the reason my car is at the auto-body shop.

What next?

The moral of the story, never buy four new tires.”

“Now, where's my beer?”

“awwwww.....sorry lumberzac......my story is about lawyers and paper work done incorrectly 4 times....but it will get better!!!”

“omg I hate lawyers....

all of them but Chili of course.....”

“Fix-a-flat. Never leave home without it.”

“The worse part is I had an air compressor in the truck. Had I know all the tow truck guy was going to do was put air in the tire, I would have done it myself and my car would be sitting in the driveway right now instead of at the body shop.

Phaedrus - Fix-a-flat, you mean the can of stuff that's sitting in the trunk of my car on top of the spare.”