Happy Birthday Lumberjack aka dirtyoldma n!!

“The BIG 40 I think..Have a great day,Brian. : )”

“Happy Birthday!”

“Happy Birthday ya old fart! ;)

Now who the heck is lumberzak?”

“Happy Birthday to you!

o(=D”

“I don't know lumberzak..but I do know Lumberjack”

“have a happy birthday! hope it's a Dirty one. ;-)”

“wow, I never knew of the name change!!

Happy one!!”

“No I swear my birthdays a year away - couldnt be mine.....

Drat, Someone remembered.....

Thanks Trekkngirl :}

yes I changed my name from DOM to Lumberjack but I dont know who lumberzac is......and it was suppose to be 40 but it was such a strange year I am gonna redo it....”

“Happy B'Day,

Don't get any on ya!!!
(birthday cake...)”

“Normally I have german chocolate - but this year it was boston cream....(thats ten extra miles to compensate)”

“Or you could just do Knife Edge.. : )”

“Have a happy one, whoever the hell you are.”

“You changed your name just when it became accurate?

OOOoooooooh Well!

Hav-a-Happy!”

“40??? Why, you young whippersnapper you! Have a great day!!!”

“Before 40, DOM was misleading. After 40, putting "lumber" in your name may be, lol!

Best wishes for a great decade from someone on the other side of it.”

“Happy Birthday from one lumber to another.

For those who wonder who I am, here's a picture.
lumberzac
”

“Happy Birthday, ole'chap.”

“Happy Birthday, you dirty old lumberjack...”

“Many more Dirty old Lumberjack Man”

“No birthday wishes for Lumberjack could be considered complete without the following:

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)



Happy Birthday Lumberjack!”

“Wouldn't have been right without it, Bit!”

“Happy birthday ya loud snoring filthy old bastard!!”

“ah yes - thanks for that um inspiration bit - my birthday is indeed much more complete this way....

thank ya thank ya thank ya....”

“Happy bday!”

“

THE FROZEN LOGGER
(James Stevens)

As I sat down one evening within a small cafe,
A forty year old waitress to me these words did say:

"I see that you are a logger, and not just a common bum,
'Cause nobody but a logger stirs his coffee with is thumb.

My lover was a logger, there's none like him today;
If you'd pour whiskey on it he could eat a bale of hay

He never shaved his whiskers from off of his horny hide;
He'd just drive them in with a hammer and bite them off inside.

My lover came to see me upon one freezing day;
He held me in his fond embrace which broke three vertebrae.

He kissed me when we parted, so hard that he broke my jaw;
I could not speak to tell him he'd forgot his mackinaw.

I saw my lover leaving, sauntering through the snow,
Going gaily homeward at forty-eight below.

The weather it tried to freeze him, it tried its level best;
At a hundred degrees below zero, he buttoned up his vest.

It froze clean through to China, it froze to the stars above;
At a thousand degrees below zero, it froze my logger love.

They tried in vain to thaw him, and would you believe me, sir
They made him into axeblades, to chop the Douglas fir.

And so I lost my lover, and to this cafe I come,
And here I wait till someone stirs his coffee with his thumb."”

“Happy Birthday DOM! err, I mean Lumberjack.”

“Happy B'day, Lumberjack.”

“how is your Lumber Jack happy bd
;)”

“I hope this works for a pic of Lumberjack..you know I was the first TT'er he met.mmmmm well he did pick me up at the airport..TT'ers are way cool..

http://community.webshots.com/photo/91382575/91384043scrcFs”

“theres an obscure one for sure tilt - I like it

The Lumber is just fine candycane - thanks for askin :P

That is a good pic of me - Wonder what kinda camera pennsy used to make me look that way? (photoshop perhaps?) :}”

“you look just like i pictured ya! have a great 40th you dirty ole lumberjack you! i'm one year behind ya!”

“Yup... ya get exposed to all sorts of musical mayhem when you hang out with Folkies.”

“He is an awesome Lumberjack..have you ever seen a lumberjack that looked like that.. : )”

“you can tell he's a perv though...”

“naaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!”

“Happy b-day to a guy that has his the day before mine! lol! Have a happy one, you Sag.! :-)”

“Happiest of birthdays. You're young.”

“Happy BD!”

“Happy Birthday Lumberjack!”