My size is fine

“I have commercial spam filters and some additional filters that I maintain myself.

I still get an occasion spam and it is almost always a '#&%!$ enlargement' advertisement.

I am not a big guy, but I never had a problem measuring up. Mine is the perfect size for me.

What is UP with all the peepee spam?”

“heehee....I am getting the peepee spam all the time, and guess what? I don't have one!!!”

“So you say bacpac but I guess someone told on you!

As for Gemini may be for old x's?”

“Yea, Gem, I get them too. I have also lately been getting a lot of Paris Hilton #&%!$.”

“I don't get any of that stuff. I am getting all the refinance you house stuff.”

“yeah, and viagra”

“bigger peepee
better six
bigger boobs
refinance
viagra
diet stuff

I get all this stuff because I visit all those darn sites if clients want banners. Really sucks!!”

“How come they never send out spam for stuff like chess sets?”

“or backpacking gear?”

“I get these darn x-rated pop-ups. And I mean XXX rated...Hustler rated. How can that be allowed?”

“strange I really don't get them that much, I get them, but not a lot. My 13 year old gets them and I have to screen all his email.”

“heehee, i just got one email...

#&%!$ patch, add 3 inches today! I wonder how that works....
slam a 3 inch thick patch on your wiener... dang!!!”

“mine don't even come in e-mails. I can be sitting here reading TT and all of a sudden a pop-up and I'm looking at smut.”

“me think Ivygal has a case of spyware on her puter....

did you check out the spyware thread?”

“I don't mind looking at smut, but I don't want some rip-off scamming me.

That stuff doesn't work...

Does it??”

“case of spyware??...don't even know what that is...better check out the thread.

bacpac, I don't think that stuff works but if you find out that it does, send some to cool breeze.”

“I downloaded and ran spybotS&D.

The analysis said that I download too much internet porn.

Thanks SpyBot!!!”

“I haven't gotten any of that kind of stuff in awhile. The last one was for an enlargment so I sent them a picture and I haven't gotten anymore spam.”

“Spam don't get no spam!But Mrs Spam does! LOL!”

“Yeah, the company said that poor guy even our product won't help him!!! j/k”

“set myself up for that one. The hamster don't complain though.”

“The hamster may not complain but the gerbil sure had a lot to say....”

“well that is what you get when you don't ducktape the gerbil”

“A Davenport man on trial for three charges of indecent exposure tried to defend himself by having his wife testify that he is not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his #&%!$ from about 35 feet away.

<snip>
Two of the charges stemmed from incidents during 2002, when, according to police affidavits and Assistant Scott County Attorney Julie Walton, Neece was not wearing pants, had an erection and stood either in the doorway of his home or in his open garage doorway about 35 feet from the female postal worker as she placed letters in the mailbox.

His wife, Sheila Neece, told the jury that, from a physical standpoint, her husband is not very well-endowed and simply could not have been seen from that distance. The couple’s children were in the courtroom when she testified.

http://www.qctimes.com/internal.php?t=Search&doc=/2004/01/29/stories/local/1023541.txt”

“Hey, ... he's got nothing to hide!”

“Were is One Inch Wang?”

“Davenport, I'd guess right off the top of my head.”

“This man lucky, he have wife.

One Inch Wang no can have woman, they no interested after seeing One Inch Wang.

Some women like One Inch Wang tongue, but you no believe what they want me to do with it? One Inch Wang no go there!”

“Breast: 138 posts
Peni$: 6 posts”

“Maybe big one would get more posts. Little guy: 6”