Hey Nowslimmer!!!!

“Update us, dude!



















Or... just date us. LMAO!!!”

“LIZS....I am impatiently waiting!!!!..he came in one thread and all he said was "help"...maybe he is in trouble????...being held hostage... tied to a bed.....made to have sex everyday...O M G”

“"Help?" Oh God,... she's probably so annoying and not like he remembered her at all LOL.”

“Scorch...if that was the case...he would be on here!!!...bored....”

“well, he prolly is in trouble. You've all seen them viagra cartoons.”

“divinity... so how long ago did he post? Do you remember where? We may have to call out the Special Forces and rescue him!!!!!!”

“NS "help" post was on the "In thirty words or less" thread”

“My guess is that he is busy accumulating "disclosures".”

“"did he ever return
no - he never returned
his fate is still unlearned"

excerp from Charlie and the MTA song”

“DUDE!!! What about Dec. 19??? EARTH TO NOWSLIMMER!!! You gotta surface sometime........ what about our tentative lunch??!?!”

“Inquiring minds want to know.....”

“Lets get this baby back up on top!!!!!!”

“From his last posts I think he's already on top.”

“When and where did he post lately?? (I kinda lost the last two days of this week, following my ceremonial sacrifice at the City Council meeting... and then my obligatory "here's back at ya, ya f'n bastages" column the next day. Much stress and little fun time!!!)

So...... do I have the feeling I'm gonna be ditched here??? WHAT?? Ditching me for... some hot woman and sex??!?! WTF?!?!?











LOL!!! (well the guy ditched me to attempt to meet Simer once. At least he's showing better sense this time around. LMFAO!! lol)”

“I think he posted about his escapades in the betting odds thread.”

“eh?? from what i can tell, i've just been insulted”

“You can't tell whether lizs insulted you simer? Good Gawd man, are you alive?”

“lol, do i look alive to you?”

“Not if you can't figure out whether lizs insulted you. That should be pretty easy to figure out. Hint: she did!”

“LMFAO!!

I just got a call from City Pages in Mpls. Sheeyat! They're taking on the story I'm covering. Prolly go national any time now. Hey, Geo, do you have any tire burning factories in your neck of the woods??”

“bump”

“bumpity bump bump bump”

“bump bump”

“OK, so where's NS???

Hey, just bring the chicky-poo with ya!!

(he must have stars in his eyes blinding him...... heehehehe)”

“Either that or...

well I won't say it.

Uh, here's to Nowslimmer, I hope he can read this!”

“but why? why would liz want to insult me? what did i ever do to her...”

“Simer.... cuz I am full of nasty humor. LOL!! Meet me and you'll learn that. But I'm really not soooooooooooo bad....

I just had to give you crap. It was that nasty Geobeet that urged you on. (hmmmm, and both of us are newspaper people... Connection to nastiness???!? YES, I THINK SO!!! lol)”

“I hope you are having a GREAT time!!!!!”

“lizs - I really wanted to see you. I posted elsewhere that I'll get a message to you asap. Some info will be in a trip report in about a week, but you'll get all the details soon.

It could relate to marriage, a death, car problems and timing or all of the above! Patience, please!”

“LMAO...... hmmmmmmmm..”

“nancy boy!!!




















LOL!”

“Lizs - I sent you an e-mail from Grinnell. It was returned unopened! Guess it was your old address. Anyway,

I'm home in Florida.

”

“Sounds like an Eventful Trip.”

“Welcome home nowslimmer.....

will you be up tomorrow to have tea with me???”

“Ooooh baby! How much can we do in public? People will talk, you know!”

“Darlin.....they talk anyway...

"Let's give em somethin to talk about.....a little mystery to figure out"”

“Well, it is a mystery to me. Why aren't you on the Ocala NF-3 list? I thought you were going to come down here and spent the week with me before the hike.”

“I have NO clue what my schedule will be.......I may come...ya never know........a week????...you would never be able to put up with me for a week!!!”

“You would be like putty in my hands. I've been practicing on all the sensitive spots. I would have you relaxed and purring softly all week.”

“LOL that's putting it to her NS”

“LMAO....hahahahaaha......Nowslimmer you are soooo smooth........”

“Nowslimmer, I was up at Fontana Hilton over Memorial Day weekend and saw your post in the trail journal. I didn't know if you were still in the area of not. It would have been nice to see you again.”

“Hi, Ewker. Would have enjoyed seeing you. I was on Hazel Creek for two weeks, which included that weekend. I'm in Bryson City and headed for Noland Creek today or tomorrow for a few days.”

“I can't recall which thread you mentioned a trip to Pictured Rocks on....but here's the color report from the Keewenaw (from the unofficial MTU "colorologist"):


Color is at 5.6 percent with an
earlier-than-normal peak (last week in September)
anticipated because of the cool summer.

I'd imagine much of the U.P. will be the same. Some of the Michigan Mountaineers were in da U.P. this weekend, maybe they can fill you in on what they saw.”

“Is there a site where you can check to see when other places will peak?”

“He's probably in jail again.”

“I'm not bailing him out this time.”

“He may still be in Tampa, waiting for power to be restored and clear streets, etc, before he returns to see what is left of his home after Frances.”

“I think you're likely right, Fritz. I was sort of hoping he would see us ragging on him a little and it might lift his spirits.”