A Christian Conservative Christmas Party - TR

“Lol. I was expecting you to take the bait Steve!”

“;-)”

“Long live Pizarro!”

“I seem to find myself identifying with parts of the lib way of thinking and part of the conservative way. I'm probably more to the right though. I say this to mention that one time I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Jeses is a liberal". My initial reaction was, WTF? I got to thinking about it and I guess he was a social liberal and fiscal conservative. That's what I tend to be. A church friend who is very liberal said that being a fiscal conserv and social lib means that I'm just confused. He may be right, I don't know.”

“Jesus was a fiscal conservative???

WTF???

So, you're sayin' he was a "tight-ass"?”

“Maybe I'm stretching there. I did hesitate to type that. It just sounded good at the time.”

“I don't think our boy Jesus would be into conspicuous consumption either.


He would probably drive an Accord too.”

“conspicuous consumption? Do you mean drinking in public like Episcopals and Methodist vs drinking behind closed doors like Baptist.

At a SS party last year a guy asked our teacher (lady in her early 70's) if she had a problem with him opening a bottle of wine. A guy responded that it all came down to WWJD...what would Jesus drink. This answer, of course, is wine.

He'd probably be more of a Civic guy than an Accord guy. Actually, he'd probably be driving one of those gas/electric cars.”

“Just kiddin' :)

Jesus would probably join the Green Party!”

“"Liberals are the least tolerant people I know."
jgeils
07:31:14 PM
12/14/03

That's strange. I say the same thing about conservatives.”

“That was quite a rant back there, Strat. You should have heard some of the things I've been called in my lifetime pertaining to the Jewish faith!”

“stratdewd said, "...the unibomber is a liberal..."

I wasn't gonna touch that but, I'd say he is more of a Nazi.

There is nothing liberal about the unibomber.”

“Yeah, I saw that too, Tom. Frankly, Strat was the only one I ever heard bring up Kazinski's political affiliation. Then again, Strat brings that stuff up whether the conversation is about politics or not...”

“stratdewd nearly always has something negative to say about "liberals".

Yep, its a pathology!

McNabb wins NFC honor
Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb was named the NFC Offensive Player of the Month for November.

What's that Rush???”

“Damned liberal!”

“Curses, foiled again!”

“stratdewd said, "...the unibomber is a liberal..."

I wasn't gonna touch that but, I'd say he is more of a Nazi.

There is nothing liberal about the unibomber."

Remember, Tom, that Nazi philosophy was very lefty/liberal!”

“Yeah Mutt, and I'm from the planet Zorg.”

“Tom, I didn't say they practiced their philosophy, but yes Naziism was socialist.”

“.....and there's nothing liberal about fascism or communism.

I believe the Nazi Party was the National Socialist Party.

Wasn't "socialism" on the Nazi's $h!tlist along with Jehova's Witnesses?”

“He also fantasized about being a woman. Where does that put him?”

“Oh $h!t man, that would definitely make him a liberal. >:^O


(washin' my mouth out with soap like Ace Ventura after finding out he kissed a man)”