Saddam Captured????

“Intelligence reports that what give him away was the special pizza order with goat's head and camel cheese!”

“Tom,have we been confused by the media??”

“Can you just picture a Domino's pizza box with logo painted on the outside of a camel?”

“Camel Cheese???
I don't think I wanna know what that is.


confused?
I don't have enough information to answer that.”

“Osama!!!!!!!!!!


Where the hell is this fool at?????


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“Osama bin Laden is probably hiding out in Las Vegas. Best place in the world to hide - as long as you keep puttin out the cash in the casino, nobody's gonna turn you in! Then again, thats probably the best punshment around (a Rod Serling/Twilight Zone type of prison).”

“Osama should be sentenced to life as a quality control inspector at a dildo factory.”

“"I thought they would have killed him on sight!"

-- Ice Tea


Look At That.... a post by Ice Tea that has no grammatical or spelling errors. That College Thing appears to be having some effect. I think I'll go outside and fire my Kalashnikov into air.

It's a sign of the Apocalypse FER SURE.”

“You wouldn't see American soldiers shooting that a$$hole on sight, nor would you see them firing weapons in the air.

That sort of thing might be expected of rabble, not American soldiers.”

“

I would like the Iraqi people to know that today we have acheived a great victory. DNA tests have confirmed American president George W. Bush was captured by Iraqi forces. He was discovered hiding in a 'spider hole' under a house in the farmlands of Texas, where he grew up.

These Americans are lying swine! Our leader is safe and at this very moment directing our glorious army crushing the testicles of the colonial American army in an embarassing loss!

Okay, this press conference is over. Seriously, I gotta get the fark out of here right now.”

“Good news.

I wonder if South Park will do a special episode when he finally moves in with Satan.”

“I miss cable TV....”

“I Can Change (from South Park the Movie)
sung by Saddam Hussein

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right
They may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just #&%!$ up
Try as I might
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I swear it.
I'll open up my heart
And I will share it
Any minute now
I will be born again
Yes, I can change, I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim
Yes, I'm insane, but it's OK
Cause I can change
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I know it.
I'll open up my heart
And I will show it
Any minute now
I will be born again
Satan The Dark Prince:
But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?
Saddam Hussein:
Hey Satan
Don't be such a twit
Mother Theresa won't have #&%!$ on me.
Just watch
Just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing
Hey Satan!”

“Very funny Capt. Undies! Yeah, wonder where he is right now!”

“This is the best news I have heard since Oct 20th. I cannot explain how much better I feel. I called PJ's family (wife,sister,mom) today to share the moment. Words cannot express my joy.”

“I hope this'll ease tension in Iraq, reduce strikes by the opposition forces and expedite the rebuilding of the country and it's economy.”

“[howard dean thinking]
uuuuuuhhhht oooohhhhhhhhh.....”

“The worst thing about all this is that Bushie will get a boost for his re-election campaign.

I'm glad Saddam is gone and all but that wasn't our objective in going over there now was it.

The reasons our little bushie gave us for going to Iraq in the first place have still not been met. Has everyone forgotten?? WMDs and a direct threat to the American people??? Maybe the tired bearded guy will lead us to them, but I wouldn't bet on it.

Woo Hoo let's re-elect Bush, he got Saddam, now we can get back to wrecking our economy, picking fights in other countries and pilaging our natural resources while lining the pockets of the oil companies etc. Yeahhh whooooo!!!!!!!!”

“Wellll, it looks like we have a clear winner for Most Bag Nights of 2003!”

“LMAO at aero! Crazy Mike will be pissed.”

“He had a bag? I thought he slept on the cash...”

“Did any of our trolls coincidentally disappear right after his capture?”

“The ultralight champion! Dig a hole and sleep under a piece of styrofoam!”

“Now maybe we can focus on Bush's assault on the environment.”

“Not sure we're out of the woods yet; 3 more car bombings in Baghdad this morning.”

“My gut feeling is that things will heat up for a while while forces struggle for power. In the meantime, Bush is going to try and build on this with a plan to get some sort of democratic process going and get ourtroops out before the election. It'll all be about votes.”

“What absolutly fan frickin' tastic news this is!! I hope this will cause a decress in the "Rebel" attacks against us. The next couple of weeks are going to be very intersting!”

“Now that they have him, what are they going to do with him?”

“He will be tried under Iraqi 'jurisdiction', it seems...”

“That should be interesting.”

“Well....I like the fact that now we will finally hear if he had WMD's or not! I heard last night that he's saying he didn't or something like "..of course not..."”

“Bag nights???

You talkin' about those bags under his eyes?

This looks like a job for the Queer Eye Boys!!!”

“Queer Eye for the Terrorist Guy?”

“I hear he's going to be one of the 16 on Survivor: Baghdad...”

“Jeezus, some people just can’t accept good news.

I bet half of the democrat cantidates woke to the news sayinf, "Damn!". They all seem to be saying, "This is good news, BUT...".”

“I certainly hope for the best but this mess is far from over.

The Bushies may be dancing and firing their weapons wildly in the air today but tomorrow the U.S. will still be spending $1,000,000,000 per week and more than likely there will be more American lives lost and twenty year old amputees will continue to fill the rehabilitaion wards at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.

That's a "hangover" we can do without.”

“Nigal, Sadaam's capture is irrelevant to every argument I have ever made critisizing the administration's tactics. Yes, an evil bastard was captured and I hope he gets what's coming to him. But, give me one reason why I should change my feelings towards Bush over this...”

“Saddam looks hot in that video”

“"The Bushies may be dancing and firing their weapons wildly in the air today"

Who's doing that? I have no doubt that the left will somehow extract another "The war is over.", message from Bush's speech like they did on the Abe Lincoln.

Whatnever. Have a great day guys.”

“Switching gears for a minute here. Anybody hear that Powell is undergoing prostate cancer surgery today??”

“My prayers are with him, he's a good guy.”

“Nigal, what about the "center"?”

“Have you guys checked out what they found down the "rathole"?

No WONDER he gave up without a fight.”

“Squirrels in the belfry?”

“kleetn, that's just wrong.”

“"kleetn, that's just wrong."

I know! My poor squirrel must have sung that song 10 million times before the despot gave himself up.”

“whao, like that squirrell has big nuts”

“Is it just me, or did Saddam look like the Unabomber before they gave him the haircut. Maybe Saddam and Ted had the same hairdresser.”

“lumberzac, that's beautiful!”

“I think Pennsy looked like that before he shaved his melon.”