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“Tarpy?”

“I'm lost.”

“Oh that's it.. I'm ignoring both of you now!”

“ wtf?? still not gone?”

“Uh, a Violin addy? Should I click it?..Should I not click it?...ummmmm, I think I'll not click it.”

“it's safe.”

“Rats in the belfry.”

“Rat Roo!”

“Gee wizz Tarpy, they're only words.”

“April 2003?
I think the statute of limitations may apply here.”

“WTF? Why crybaby about this now?”

“he was making his grand entrance! the postings about lard just didn't draw enough attention.
;-)”

“Oh.”

“The rat is back! Was it the thread about the Crittersack that drew him out???”

“mmmmmmmmmmm, lard.....”

“Lard
You can see it
In the clouds up in the sky

Lard
Floats by in clusters
In our water supply

Lard
It's all of us, man
In our pores and in our hair

Lard's
What we conceal
With these corny clothes we wear

Lard is all
Lard is divine
Lard is control
Lard whips and chains our soul

Lard, We carry credit cards
Lard, We live in fear of art

Lard is the OM
Lard is revolution
Lard is the tapeworm
In the bottle of cheap tequila
That comes alive at night
And sneaks up
And bites your nipple

Lard
Lard

Nowadays, most of us need someone
To run our personal life
Someone to see that
The plants are watered,
Someone to make sure the place is clean,
Someone to make sure dinner is waiting,
Someone to call for theatre tickets,
Someone to make up those cheap excuses

What we need is

Lard, The answer
Lard, The dancer
Lard, The ointment
Lard, The dream
Absorb it
Inflame it
Respect it
Molest it
The country right now just wants to be
Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or
Sacrifice or learn
No one is over the hill
When the mountain comes to Mohammed

Lard
Lard
Lard

Lard, We love to eat
Lard, We love to pray
Lard, Mold over mind
Lard, Hooray

Every time I take a crap
It's a cosmic experience

Religion and chemicals
Are the key to the future

Next time we have sex
Just pretend I'm Ed Meese

The weasels have it down, man
It's a whole new age

Lard

Which would you prefer
A computer or a gun

The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know

Pity the poor trainer
In the stable when the race horse farts

Poison oak really is
The aphrodisiac of the Gods

When people are asleep
We must all become alarm clocks

Hey, man
Life is my college

It's Dental Floss of the mind
Who will babysit the babysitters

Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick
Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke

It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast

Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford

Are you a man or are you a mouse
If you love your fun- Die for it

And feel
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard
The Power of Lard

Avoid everything, etc”

“i've been looking for a new catch-phrase. "Molest Lard," it is!”

“Oooh, I think I'll change my name to "Lard" so lyra will molest me...”

“Why me, Lard?”

“LMAO!!!”

“give credit where credit is due, vio. what bands website did you copy and past that from? not all of us have listened to every episode of dr demento”

“The band is Lard.

From the 'Pure Chewing Satisfaction' album.”

“I have Lard's first CD. For those who are curious, the band is basically all the guys from "Ministry" with the ex-lead singer of "The Dead Kennedys", Jello Biafra. Good, hard industrial music.”

“Beers steers and queers?”

“Was that whole thing seriously about lard?”

“Wow, HPM.. you're in the know! Beers, Steers, and Queers was also done by the Ministry folks, and a few others, under the band name "Revolting C-cks".”

“Ah yes, the revolting c0cks. For some reason I thought that was done as part of the Lard project. I still have a copy of "the Last tempatation of Reid" around somewhere. Drug raid at 4am was a scream.

Ever heard Pailhead? Ministry with Ian McKay of Minor Threat and Fugazi. Very cool. Worth findng.”

“AJ was all over the place after Ministry did Land of rape and honey. Lots of great projects.”

“I've heard of Pailhead, but don't remember ever listening to them. I'll have to give them a shot. Every here of Al Jourgenson's side project, 1000 homo DJ's? Also good stuff. I think they released just one EP.”

“This is just crazy talk!”

“Get a copy of "Trait".
Yep heard of if but never heard it. I thought I was going to see him at a concert once but it wasn't him it was MC5000 foot jesus instead. It was ok but my life with the thrill kill kult was WAAAAY better. I love the kult.”

“Thrill Kill Kult is pretty good. I'm more partial to KMFDM for the more mainstream sounding industrial stuff though. Ever listen to Nitzer Ebb? Those guys rocked!”

“I heard them before but the German stuff got kinda old fast for me. There was this song by Ensturzend Neubauten (SP?) I liked though.”

“Ensturzend Neubauten (SP?) is great! I downloaded their latest album a few months back. They've mellowed out a bit in recent years, but good stuff nonetheless.”

“Lard have mercy!”

“Wow, Revolting Cocks. I haven't heard that band since I gave away my albums.

All this talk of lard is bringing back bad memories of CMB screaming "ANIMAL LARD!" across the campfire on a nice peaceful night. lol”

“welcome back, lard rat! Does Matt know you're here !?!?”

“I was reading this thinking the same thing, Sass. Truly a classic moment......”

“Can you share the story with the rest of us?


... or is that it?”

“I sure am glad that Tarpy was banned and that we were able to stop the off topic threads and posts. If it weren't for that, TT wouldn't be the serious on topic board that it is.”

“fer sure, dude! wait...what's the topic again?”

“I have noticed that this place is a lot more focused and civil since that evil sock monkey was banned.”

“HEY!


i told him he should come back as "Tarp Monkey," but he wouldn't have it. sheesh.”

“I guess "lyra's obedient slave" is also out?”