Broke my wind

“I laid a big egg a while ago. "Yeah, so what?" you say. But that's what TT is for, to post totally stupid threads like the Broke my glasses. Like dude who gives a rip? We don't care. If you can't figure out what kind of glasses to buy then your an idiot.
Way to many non BPing related posts these days. It has got to stop peeps.”

“Dear Cool Breeze,

You suck.

Sincerely,

Dub.

More people here like StoveStomper than they do you.”

“Isn't Dub the guy who farted in some dudes face in a parking lot because he didn't like something the guy did? I think it was.
Dude you are soooo lame.”

“GasX or Tums? GasX or Tums? GasX or Tums? Please won't one of the peeps in here help me decide?”

“aw, blow it out your a$$”

“of course, that's what this thread is about anyway”

“I have to agree with cooldickheadbreeze

Stovie is a proplem child and should be spanked *wink*”

“Is that you Drew? Dude you have really stunk up my fave NFL team this year. You need to get your crap together or get the he// out of SD bro. No more INTs "cool brees". No one thinks you're all that "cool" anymore. Putz.”

“the only putz is you fool. go with wanderdude to another site where peeps want to hear some losers like U 2”

“Sounds to me like you're the biggest fool on this site you jagoff. Every post you make is to whine about the content and tell "peeps" they dont belong here.”

“You're pathetic, dude. Piss off.”

“that was a great comeback homo. that really hurt. I'm crying sooo hard.





NOT!”

“Who's troll is this? And does it have to be such a sassy little b1tch?”

“it was me who farted in some litterbugs face, if you kindly give me your direction I've something I want to give you too”

“I knew that post would bring the real jackass out of hiding. Dudman you are such a loooser.”

“yeah yeah, I got a breeze for you... it's actually warm though”

“i like trolls




















with a little butter and sour cream”

“Hey your ass is leaking again coolio. Go change your pad princess.”

“Oh yeah! What's a loooser? C Bat seems to think that's a description of your browneye”

“used and abused.

rectum?

damn near killed him.”

“if cool breeze had a computer related name it would be C:##”

“for me to poop on!”

“Cool breeze come hike with me...I'll show you wind!”

“sometimes when i fart, the bubbles travel up my taint and tickle my ass”

“taint = schmegma”

“Where do you fart from? if it travels up your taint to your arse...hmmm you're one weird dude!”

“Don't know what your talking about dudman and c bitbut Sounds like a very queer activity but I know you are experts on that subject and will tell us all about it.”

“Isn't it amazing when trolls have discussions with themselves?”

“Watch it Geo, he may fart in your face.”

“Period farts...the absolute worst for the receiver!!”

“*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!”

“That is toooooo funny!! Had everyone of those poopies in my lifetime!! LMFAO!!”

“Outstanding research Wounded Knee. You could win a Nobel Prize for it.”

“This was my senior thesis.”