Spider Hole Yields Gary Condit

“Further Search Of Spider Hole Finds Gary Condit

TIKRIT - The discovery of the spider hole in which ex-Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein was hiding has turned out even more astonishing results in the past 24 hours with the appearance of the former California congressman Gary Condit.

“Hey, where did everyone go?” asked a pale, disheveled and disoriented Condit as he first peered out into glare of the blazing Iraqi sun for what was likely the first time in days.

Condit's exact whereabouts have been a mystery ever since he was forced to resign from his congressional seat two years ago.

The sight of the rumpled, unshaven and confused politician from Modesto was a stark contrast from the dapper individual who had once been a focal point of media attention.

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“What is going on with Condit,and with the Levy investigation?

I remember seeing some headline about Condit, and maybe his wife suing the Enquirer and maybe some others.”

“He apparently has been cleared by the police.”

“Prolly has a good case.”