Can't stop the jiggle!

“They might be in trouble, but somehow, I still see them laughing,,,,,all the way to the bank.”

“And carrying a videocam, so they can get the tellers to flash them...”

“That does sound like a deceptive business practices suit.

As for the girl who sued, well, what you do in a public place or setting is hardly defensible as a private act. We get people wanting to sue the newspaper because their image appears in the paper without their consent. Our lawyers love teaching the dumbass young lawyers who take the money and file the papers.

One guy was pissed because his wife, who was suing him for divorce, thought he was out of the country. I guess he figured he'd sue us to get the money to pay off his wife. He ended up with two bills instead of one: his wife and the dumbass lawyer he hired. Wonder who got paid first!

There appear to be several kinds of lawyers. Some know the law and some learn the law by filing losing lawsuits. I don't think either kind is free.”

“Although if I were single, monthly titty tapes might not be so bad...”

“oh wah, boo hoo, people keep sending me too many pictures of boobies! i just can't take it!



yikes, who typed that??”

“shake it like a polaroid picture!”

“I watch the tapes backwards, and think of it as if those wild girls have finally learned their lessons”

“I've got it!!!
"Trail Talkers Gone Wild!"”

“A firefigher once gave a paper I worked a roll of film with pictures of some blaze he'd covered. When the snappers processed them they found a dozen porn shots of his girlfriend at the start of the film. She was hot too :o)”

“I worked briefly at a camera shop between jobs years ago, and they got one of the early in shop processing labs. One guy kept bringing in photos of young models. He'd start out shooting them clothed, get their confidence, and they'd slowly start losing the clothes. It was like a slo-mo strip game.

Then a shop manager in the mall brought in pix her boyfriend shot of her. They guy who developed them blushed like a beet when she came in to pick them up.

Ahhh yes, the complicated webs we weave!”

“It's a well known fact that all photogs are pervs :o)”

“I guess they think no one looks at the shots when they print them. The guy at the photo lab accross the street from me had a regular customer who was a swinger. He'd bring in rolls of shots with him, his wife(?) and other women or couples. Little did he know but the photo guy ran off an extra set of prints from each roll for himself.”

“I'm guessing the advent of digital cameras is going to reduce the fun of working at the photo-processing place.”

“mine and Tarpy's friends (a couple) have the exact same digital camera we do. one day after we'd spent the weekend at their house, they called in a panic, asking if we'd gotten their camera by mistake. surprise, surprise...we had, and there was a bunch of porno pics of them on there. LMAO!! good thing we erased them before we saw anything. not to mention, her dad has the exact same camera too, and lives right next door to them. not too bright!”

“Then again, part of the thrill for the swingers might be in knowing the photoprocessing guy is looking at the pics too.

Sometimes I'm glad I'm relatively normal.”

“Hopefully you saved them to blackmail them with at a later date Lyra?”

“heck no, then i'd have to look at them!”

“I can't think of too many of my friends whose homemade porn I'd like to see.

But I can think of one or two acquaintences...”

“How'd you know to delete them if you didn't look at them?

hmmmm?”

“well, we had looked at everything on our camera a million times before we made the ol' switcheroo. and Tarpy is the one who actually did the deleting, so maybe he really got an eyeful and just isn't letting on, LOL!”

“That clever Tarpy!”

“And if he ran off with the gal it would be Tarpy and the Harpy!”

“Dang it, lyra! You could have started your own website with those- you'd be a millionaire by now!”

“Hell, she has her own digital camera. She could start her own website without the having her friends' homemade porn!”

“I bet there must be at least a million people that would pay to see lyra petting her monkey.”

“If I weren't married, I'd be Customer Number 1...”

“Thats what gets you guys in trouble. Chili you better watch yourself!!”

“Can't a guy watch a girl petting her monkey without getting in trouble these days? What has the world come to?

Or perhaps vice-versa...

”

“Hey, Lyra's kinda cute. Who's shoulder is she sitting on???”