why don't woman understand

“I live an easy life, I like the simply life.
I work hard and when I come home all I want is to eat, drink and screw around.

why can't my ol' lady get with the program?

It's not that hard to service a man.

so why can't she understand that my needs come first?

now ladies, don't get your knickers in a wad, not ment to offend anyone, just looking for a little advice.”

“Me I like to cut the brake fluid line while servicing a man. That is the last crash he'll have.

L. Soprano”

“"I live an easy life, I like the simply life. I work hard and when I come home all I want is to eat, drink and screw around."

Now add backpack to that and I completely understand...”