Ban Scortchfire

“No real good reason, I just needed someone to pick on and she was there.

Do you guys remember when people used to get banned all the time. It amazes me how much this place changes even in short amounts of time.”

“What uP dude!? Don't be sayin that about my main b!tch. She rocks my wurld.”

“Now I think cool breeze could be an Ice Tea Troll.”

“ICE T aint trolling no more fool.
I'm cool breeze.”

“Ah! Scrotchy rawks! Ban Violin if anyone! LOL!”

“I wonder who we've banned the most?”

“No real good reason, I just needed someone to pick on and she was there.

Glad to be of some assistance :P”

“Either Spock or Tarpy I would guess, lol...”

“Here's who we've banned so far:

Scortchfire
Scorchfire
THEM
Them
Violin
Big Flabby Buttocks
ATV and Drinking
Ynamiynami
OREOS
Stovestomper
ME
Goretexx
Matt
Steve Hiker
Stimon
GIRLz
Geobeet
Wilflower
Them All
Ultrapecker
PROWLER
PHIL
Trail Runners
Sopranos

anything else?”

“Hey! you've been banned. Now get out of here.”

“No, I haven't been banned yet. The "ME" was Tarp Rat, I think.”

“Looks like a pretty complete list to me. While we're at it, let's ban Indiana John. If it weren't for johns, prostitutes wouldn't break the law.

IJ, you don't seem to understand. Banning does not mean you leave the board. It's more like a status thing, a rite of passage, an admission that even though we suck we can still post and bother people, like yourself.”

“Can we ban fool breeze?”

“Yes!”

“If we ban fool breeze I won't see all those neat red plus signs.”

“Seems like every time we get rid of one troll 3 more appear to take its place.”

“Like the hydra...lol...”

“Where's Hercules when you need him?”

“NEVA!”

“I tell ya it's all that dang mapleleaf's fault! I would not be banned if it wasn't for her! ;)

Why isn't MS Potty Mouth on that dang list? ;)”

“Ban pottymouth? What?

Ban StoveStomper all over again!”

“Here's a good thread to bring back! ;)

Mapes used to go by wildflower. I see there is a ban wildflower thread so there is some justice in the world.”

“Yes, you're nobody until you've been banned.”

“Why isn't MS Potty Mouth on that dang list? ;)"
StoveStomper
09:34:04 AM
12/19/03

ok stovie, im calling you out mister. meet me on the corner in an hour. get ready to get your butty kicked”

“I am sooooo scared. ;)”

“Never mind that there's no way for you to get to her corner in an hour...”

“It takes ME a half hour to get to her corner from here...”

“Yep......about an hour to get to Mobile airport, 2 hours at airport, about 2 hours to Atlanta, another hour and half in Atlanta, about 3 hours to NY, then about 3 hours to get from the airport to maple's block.

Yep, about 12.5 hours.”

“OK, then she'll see you on her corner at....11:30PM her time tonight.


Put up your ducks!”

“damn, foiled again.
ok make that 12:00pm in Maryland.”

“so are you off the phone?”

“For now, he had to go eat lunch”

“LOL thats so funny. i was going to ask him to say

"i'm fixing to go to work"”

“whats wrong with saying that maple....”

“he is from Texas. please splain scorch”

“its "fixin" not "fixing"”

“oh well i see how it is...yall trying to make fun of people who talk a little different...thats mean...we dont make too much fun of northerners who talk through their nose...”

“by god, woman, i done told you that it's "fixin". i might can tell you one more time, but that's it!”

“by god, woman, i done told you that it's "fixin". i might can tell you one more time, but that's it!"
ScorchFire
11:14:48 PM
04/24/04


so is someone "fixin" to tell me what she just said?”

“damnit, woman, i've told you it's "fixin." i'll tell you one more time, but that's it!”

“or else what?”

“or else i'll be fixin to come up there and teach u a lesson!”

“been there, done that”

“shhh!”

“#&%!$, i just looked on the side at hte most recent posters and they are all about banning me.

trying to tell me somethin, guys??”

“This one's for that alter ego.”

“Or alter super-ego.”

“Or somethin'.”

“i prefer the id.”

“anyone up for a late night run...im pumped...”