Movie Quotes

“Remember the tooth...the tooth...THE TOOTH!”

“Oh geez, come on, make it hard.

Yueh to Duke Atreides, Dune.”

“Here's a good one I stumped some folks with at a party:

"I gots to know!"”

“My personal favorite:

"Richy, would you do me a favor and eat my p#@%^ for me? Please?"

"Um...sure..."”

“no buildup? straight to the stumper eh?”

“Ya gotta go straight for the stumpers because the easy ones can be found on the IMDb so quickly.

Although I knew yours right off the bat...”

“Nigal,
From Dusk Till Dawn”

“Bit, was that Dirty Harry?”

“Yep! One of my favorite scenes. Never mind the speech about the gun, Albert Popwell's angst-ridden "I gots to know!" is one of the greatest movie quotes of all time.”

“"It's all just so f*ckin' hysterical"”

“See, now that one has me stumped...good choice.”

“but still a good line.

"Nice beaver."

"Thanks I just had it stuffed."”

“Lumberzac

How HOT and WET do you like it?

VERY hot, and AWFULLY wet.

Naked Gun”

“lol, the first Naked Gun movie?”

““You mean I’m going to stay this color?””

“Good ole Navin Johnson.”

“Gotta love Navin & his dog sh*thead”

“Taking a shot at c bat's "hysterical" line - Road to Perdition?”

“You got it T”

“"How would you like your steak?"

"Just wipe it's a$$, wack it's horns off and put it on a plate."”

“"He's blind alright. Those were my funniest faces!"”

“Murder by Death?”

“Yep”

“Dang that boy is good!”

“"Well, I'd like to aplogize for that. I was giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to a bottle of tequila. And, we lost her too."”

“Sweet.

Given my health today, this line is appropriate: "Not me, I'm in my prime." Guesses?”

“T Mac

Doc Holliday
Tombstone”

“Crap. I know that one bit. working on it.”

“C - yup. Coughing fits today have had that line in my head.”

“The Electric Horseman”

“Yes, and that was the tame quote from that movie, lol...”

“Sorry dude, I googled that one. Didnt know it after
all. "...must...resist...google..." I cracked.”

“lol...

Almost anyone would have to.”

“"you chokin' da baby!"”

“"Every man has to know his own limitations"”

“Top Gun, just before Goose used the jumbo strap on on Mav”

“Or maybe Point Break?”

“Man #1: “You looking’ for me Willy Brown? Been a long time hadn‘t it Willy? You was about 17 last time we saw each other. One night here on this old crossroad, wasn‘t it?”

Man #2: “I come to see ya to tell ya the deals off. Now you sluffed up on your end of things. I didn’t end up where I wanted. I didn’t end up with nothing’! Didn’t get nothing!”

Man #1: “You got what you was supposed to bluesman! Ain’t nothing’ ever as good as we want it to be! But that ain’t no reason to break a deal. How ‘bout cutting heads?”

Man #3: “Oh I get it. You want some kind of contest?”

Man #1: “You a real smart boy ain’t ya? Well smart boy, I got a big white fella from Memphis made a deal with me few years back. Real good guitar playa name of Jack Butler.”

Man #3: “Where and when for this thing?”

Man #1: “Oh I can get us there real quick. Jack Butler‘s gonna like you…”

If ya need more…

“Well, well ,well. Who set you here?…….Can’t talk little man? Hahahahaha! Bet ya can’t play none niether!””

“"My little brother paid a dollar to see your underwear last night"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"”

“Sixteen Candles”

“Nigal's is from Crossroads...”

“Very good!!! Must Hike!!!”

“Full bodied Armadillo cake being served to guests..

"Weezer, can we call it truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?"

(Weezer whacks a piece of cake off)

"Ahhhh...thanks, Weezer. Nothing like a good piece of ass."”

“Steel Magnolias!”

“"Neidemeyer dead!"”

“Animal House...”

“here is another....

"Bring me that horizon.....da na na na na na na na. and really bad eggs!.....Drink up, Me hardy Jo Ho"”

“So this c**ksucker he says to me... There's too much sand in my concrete.”

“Inconceivable.

I don't that means what you think it means.”

“snafu - Pirates of the Carribean
arky - goodfellas?
Wheelz - The Princess Bride”