Proof Christmas is EVIL

“I should have thrown in another g because then it would have been eggar which is an actual word. It's a moth. So you guy all get a dead moth in your stocking this year...except Treebeard. I'm taking a dump in his again this year. :)”

“Who the heck are you now? Nigal Claus?”

“Fine! I'll name it Egar Allen Poop for you! :)”

“VATICAN CITY (Reuters) -- Pope Benedict has warned against rampant materialism which he said was polluting the spirit of Christmas.

"In today's consumer society, this time of the year unfortunately suffers from a sort of commercial 'pollution' that threatens to alter its real spirit," the Pope told a large crowd gathered in St. Peter's Square on Sunday to hear his weekly Angelus blessing.

Bummer Pope. Christmas is about giving. GIVE, GIVE, GIVE. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, ... the God of
our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of glory, may give unto you the spirit of Christmas.”

“Obviously, the Pope is part of the war on Christmas. This is what the secular humanists want, for Christmas to be Holiday recognized in our hearts, our homes and our churches and not in the marketplace. What we need and what we must demand is that retailers market their wares as Christmas wares. Christmas must be more broadly marketed and utilized by politicians, businesses and media outlets. Making a "virtue" of failure to sufficiently exploit Christmas is one of the sneakiest weapons used in the war on Christmas.”

“Welcome, Private Bill O'Reilly”

“The majority of the world still has different practices other than "christmas" which is an ancient tradition that has its roots in Siberian shamanism. The colors associated with "christmas" red and white are actually a representation of the aminita mascera mushroom. Santa is also borrowed from the Caucuses, mistletoe from the Celts, yule log from the Goths, the time from the Visigoth and the tree from the worship of Baal. It is a wide wide world.

If anything, the Christians have tried to steal "Christmas" from the "Pagans".”

“Hmmmm, secular people want what the Pope wants????

They would have hearts and homes, but nothing much to do with church.”

“Anti-Christmas people want Christians to keep Christmas out of the public arena. They want to crush Christmas and savior it celebrates.”

“Oy Vey!”

“Well, that's what Pat Robberson says, anyway.

I suppose The Grinch would be anti-Xmas.

He's a bad one.........”

“I thought he was a mean one?”

“Dang it, you are correct, sir!!”

“Merry Christmas, oo brett.”

“That is one strange picture”

“you end up lookin like that by smokin alot of them left handed cigarettes.”

“Santa and Satan both use the same letters in their names.
They both wear red and black.
And you NEVER see them together.”

“bah humbug”

“

It might be Evil but I am Envious”

“LOL”

“so twignut and myself woke up early to bake cookies. oops I forgot icing. so i hope into the car to go get some.


1. car will not start

so I walk to the local storE and got ready to pay WAY to much for some icing.

2. they only had lemon (it was green) PUKE!

So we will cook today and then decorate tomorrow. So i go into the basement to get some info on the pending transit strike.

3. tv does not work.


crap!@#^ ^^^WE
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“Just more scirmishes in the war against christmas.”

“hey i dont do christmas, but I offered to have a party for the people I work with at my house. no one has money. I am trying to be NICE GODDAMNN IT!!”