Bison

“If someone was gonna give me an autographed picture of Melissa Etheridge dressed in leather, I'd tell em' I wasn't a lesbian either. Now, Sandra Bullock, then I would be.

Welcome you two non-trolls!”

“Innie or an outie?”

“Innie”

“Is that important backpacking relevant information.”

“Welcome aboard this crazy train. Once on board, it's hard to leave.”

“"There ain't any Bisons in Virginia."
walkindude
07:55:50 PM


There are no virgins in Virginia either. Hmmm. Welcome anyway!”

“Ain't no God in Mexico, oh wait, that's a song.”

“...Ain't no sunshine when she's gone”

“a bridge made out of pig-meat.........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............”

“So, did you guys out this troll yet?”

“Nobody has even really taken the time to accuse me of being a troll yet. What's with all this immediate acceptance.”

“Don't think our newbie is a troll. He would have posted once about a tent he picked up at a garage sale for 10 bucks and then never sent another reply.

Welcome Bison!”

“Yep, you made it past the one-post wonder rule and haven't baited anyone on a political thread yet. Welcome, Bison!”

“how long of a probationary period do I have to serve before I can start baiting people on political threads?”

“about 3 years”

“And most importantly, he didn't claim to be a nubile female college student mostly interested in meeting guys and skinnydipping in the backcountry.

Welcome to the board, Bison!”

“Oh, did we tell you about the 2 week grace period to post your picture on Phil's page before we go back to calling you a troll?”

“I don't have a pic on Phil's page and I'm not a troll.

Well, at least I don't think I am anyway.”

“I usually go solo so I don't have any picks of myself backpacking to post. who's Phil?”

“Ban Bitpusher!”

“Historically there were bison in Virginia, in the Shenandoah Valley. A farmer had bison on a farm near Harrisonburg for a long time in the early 80s, but I have not seen them since.”

“Phil is the benevolent patriarch of this asylum, and he maintains a photo page. There remains doubt about one's trollness until one's pic is posted on Phil's page, preferrably with other TT'ers, in full hiking regalia, better yet on some recognizable land mark.

Welcome, I grew up in not all that far from Vermillion, my sister graduated from there. And no, we never go back.”

“If I were elected president of the trolls I would crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and listen to the lamentation of their women."
Bison
07:44:22 PM
12/23/03


Welcome Conan”

“Well, Conan stole it from Ghenghis Khan.”

“Whatever”

“there are buffalo in kentucky”

“tutonka”

“as trolls go this one is relatively well done but still - no info in the profile, no pic, hasn't hiked with other TTers therefore TROLL”

“who is a troll now?”

“Did you ever wonder if we are the trolls and the trolls are the actual real people who use this board?”

“"If someone was gonna give me an autographed picture of Melissa Etheridge dressed in leather, I'd tell em' I wasn't a lesbian either. Now, Sandra Bullock, then I would be.

Welcome you two non-trolls!"
Wolfeyes

I'm a lesbian trapped in amns body....Like nobody never heard that one before....It still sounds like a good Idiea though....

Welcome Bison and Trailgrl....

Santafu29”

“umm so you are the troll Bit?

NO.....”

“actually conan stole it from david letterman”

“I usually go solo so I don't have any picks of myself backpacking to post. who's Phil?"
bison
09:10:14 AM
12/24/03

Who's Phil???

TROLL !!!!!!”

“cmon, I've been here one day - thats a legit question.”

“OK how about some of the places you have hiked in Virginia - which ones did you like and why?”

“In the "Links" block on the right side of the page you'll see a link to "Phil's Photo Page". Phil maintains that.”

“PHIL ROCKS WEST COAST SUSHI!”

“Ah, found it. Thank you.”

“Ive only hiked in Shenandoah in Virginia since it's close. I mostly try to go out west to backpack. In Shenandoah I mainly stick to the northern and central sections of the parks, and for some reason I have a bear close encounter every time I go.”

“Speaking of newbies who fit right in, whatever happened to Buck?”

“"Male, 27, 5'11", 185, Brown Hair, Green eyes - anything else?"

Nice.

and LOL @ wolfeyes. what about angelina jolie?”

“Smooooookin.”

“Do you have any favorite trails in Shen.? I've hiked most of South and Central and some of the North.”

“Okay, bison, we need to figure out where you stand.

George W Bush is:

a) the second coming of christ
b) the antichrist
c) Who?
d) politics make may ass itch”

“e. a pretty good President who has the guts to make tough decisions, and whose policies I'm split on but I'll probably vote to reelect him.”

“and for some reason I have a bear close encounter every time I go."
bison


Maybe he is a smelly troll?”

“Just kidding!

(chorus from the TT addiction Anonymous group) Welcome Bison!”

“No thank you to Angelina Jolie. Somehow she does not strike me as much fun to hang with. Isn't she the one who married Billy Bob?”

“Agree about Jolie - I was just referring to her body.”