Bison

“Hey Bison! Welcome to TT from another backpacker from the Old Dominion.”

“"No thank you to Angelina Jolie. Somehow she does not strike me as much fun to hang with. Isn't she the one who married Billy Bob?"

Get outta here?! You don't like Jolie? Wow. She seems like a blast to hang out with. Adventurous. Yea, she married him and then she divorced him when he didn't want anything to do with their adopted Cambodian son.

She's my idol.”

“billy bob is my idol. that geeky old dude can get a hot young puppy like angelina, gives me hope.”

“I'll not have anything said against Angelina!!!”

“AND gets hot monkey-love with halle berry in "monsters ball". man gets props.”

“who else besides me owns a copy of "gia" (not to be confused with "gigli")?”

“I do”

“Ah Halle Berry in the unrated version of Monsters Ball, the closest we'll come to seeing a super hot a-list star in porn.”

“theres only one reason to own a copy of "gia". three words: angelina jolie hot-monkey-lesbian-love”

“Or just that it's a good movie.”

“for me to wank on!”

“Slob”

“Angelina Jolie, one question:


Where da butt go?”

“ya gotta love it. bison has been fully initiated now. has gone thru the complete troll rites and has seen his own thread completely unraveled. welcome to the loony bin.”

“da butt? she's got a butt.”

“am i the only one who has noticed that one of aj's breasts is larger than the other? its especially noticeable in "gia" (not to be confused with "gigli"), where they are bare for 90 percent of the movie.”

“sorry, didn't stare that close. i'll check next time i watch it.”

“go watch it now. and maybe touch yourself.”

“I guess I should rent this movie. For the art, of course.












Is there art in it?”

“Yes,.. sure there's art. The art of AJ's breasts.”

“i wish more super-models were lez-beans”

“I am NOT a super model and I take offense to that!!! :)”

“you go girl!”

“well then you can be a super lez-bean”

“i doubt that too. the only super i am is old and crotchity.”

“well as long as youre good at SOMETHING”

“old and crotchity? LOL oh, you are not.”

“I think most women could tell ya that one breast is bigger than the other. Sheesh, where u been?”

“Yeah, I got a sagger myself...I think it's the left one? Not sure anymore.”

“a sagger? LMAO. I gotta remember that one. The fact that you can't remember which one depresses me. All I have to do to remember is look down.”

“Honey, the only reason I don't remember is because I got tired of looking at em years ago. Same ol boring things. LOL!”

“turning the thread into an in depth analysis of AG's breast isn't degenerative it's enlightening.”

“typo (AJ's)”

“what, are you trying to tell me im NOT a degenerate? i am deeply offended, sirrah!”

“Don't worry, you're still a degenerate in my book, 2poops.”

“now back to the breasts......”

“coming from you, pervfire, thats sayin somethin”

“Sorry I didn't see this earlier:

““Aint I pretty? I'm August.”

embear
3:17:19 PM
10/20/04

Uh? hmmmmmmm.....”
Bison
4:03:58 PM
10/21/04

That is sooooooooooooooooooooooo the wrong answer. Are you sure you're dating someone right now?

If your interested, I give a class in what not to say and a class in what to say.”

“I'm pretty sure I'm not in too much trouble here.”

“OK. Just trying to help. Remember: agree unless the question is negative.

i.e. "do I look fat in this photo"?

Now an idiot would say yes, a novice would say no. The right answer is..........expensive. ;)”

“I don't quite get where you're going with this. Are you saying whomever I'm dating must be nuts because I would say "Yes you're fat?" BTW you can order Buffalo meat on this thread.”

“while you were in Tennessee, where did you go hiking? I hope embear took you to Calypso. If not, next time you go to nashvegas, be sure to go to Callypso.”

“ENS, we didn't get a hike in, but we did eat at Calypso, I had the burger with the black beans on the side, it was great!”

“that is my favorate restaurant, damn I miss that place. Their 1/4 white chichen w/ apple currey is awesome and so is their tropical chicken salad.

Tell her to take you to South Cumberland State Park, home of the Gizzard and Savage Gulf. Also check out Cumberland Transit (outfitter store near Vandi)”

“I'm sure she will her brother is a park ranger down there.

Calypso is not only good food, it's pretty cheap too.”

“I miss Nashville. Another awesome restaurant is Rotiers, near the Parthedon.”

“We went to that park with the Parthenon too.

And we ate at another great place called noshville, huge omelettes.”

“yeah, that place is good too. There are many awesome mexican rest.'s there too, like La Hacienda on Nolensville Rd., and Casa Fiesta on Bell Rd. I miss the meat and threes and the sweet tea. Damn I miss Nashville.”

“ENS, did you ever go to Monell's or the Gerst Haus”

“I'll be invading the land of Ewker again this weekend... Prepare for the invasion.”