The latest scandal to hit the Royals

“Oh, Geez. Even the dogs are dysfunctional in that family. Next thing you know, they will be duking it out on the Jerry Springer Spaniel show!”

“This terrier is apparently also the one that attacked a couple of kids in a park before.

Whatta ya wanna guess it's presently being gassed in a Royal dogpound somewhere?”

“Yes, heard that this morning on the Beeb while getting ready for work. They're planning a royal funeral for the deceased, which will be buried in a pet cemetery used since Victoria's time.

The announcer said that the queen likes (in order of preference) horses, dogs, and humans.

There was speculation that the princess's dog, also a corgi, would be put to sleep, but it will not. Royal pardon I guess. (The princess has a dog and the princess's dog's mistress is a dog and their dispositions match! Coincidence? I think not!)”

“Oops, Princess Dog's dog is a bull terrier. I got mixed up. So many dogs; so little time.”

“Do they have little flipper feet from inbreeding?”

“I don't know about flipper feet, but their faces sure are ugly. Oh, ... you were talking about the OTHER dogs, the ones with four feet?”

“I love how they tried so hard to stay with the theme by educating us on the who, why, where and when about Christmas tradition, which has nothing to do with dog death.”

“Those Spuds McKinsy dogs are way cooler than those little fat chopped off dogs anyhow. Apparently they are tougher too.”

“Why is it that in this county we call them rednecks and in Britain they call them royalty?”

“lmao”

“LMAO @ lumberzac”

“Gotta say . . .when I saw that headline on CNN.com . . .


I burst out laughing. Just hysterical.



"Hallo Mum . ..'ow are you" . . .what's that . . .oh bloody 'ell my terrier 'as gone off and killed your corgi"


rotflmao




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