Goodbye to Wilson

“Awwww, Wilson died. Well, Earl Hindman, who played Wilson died. I liked him--always full of good advice.




Some of you may not know that he has a daughter!”

“I guess this means I won't have to ask Newgirl's father for permission to marry his daughter?”

“Will only the uppermost top portion of the casket be open at the wake?”

“If he had a sense of humor, yeah, probably.”

“I'd like to have one of those little sensors on my casket so that when someone walks by I start singing "When we meet again".”

“LOL @ aero! You should take it a step further and have one on your tombstone that screams "SATAN!!!" whenever anyone walks by.”

“I need to change my will!”

“Actually an animated arm that pokes up out of the ground (like in Carrie) whenever someone comes by would be better.”

“Great idea!!!”

“I want a sensor and recording of me saying, "I look a hell of a sight better than you do!" for all the people who go by saying, "He looks so good!"”

“how did they make a positive identification?”

“Nose prints?”

“What's his stone going to say? "Hidy Ho neighbor!"?”

“"Will only the uppermost top portion of the casket be open at the wake?"

LOL that's awful!”

“The thread title reminded me of the movie "Castaway".”

“That's too bad about him. But USA beat me to it. I was going to say that, by the title of the thread, I thought Aero lost his volleyball..”

“lol, Pathman”

“I want a tombstone to say "if you see it a'rocken, dont come a'knocken"”

“Wow - bad news.
I hope Home Improvement doesn't get canceled now.”

“Do a Bill Cosby and have a recorded loop... "Don't I look like myself?"


Or for a little more you could have personalized recordings....

"Hi Bob..... How's the wife and kids? Don't I look like myself?"”