The Church of the Troll

“Like, I thought I'd start my own church, so I can not have to pay tazxes and all that crap. So here's my take the Troll Ten Commandments:

1. You shouldn't have any trolls other than me, heh.

2. You shouldn't post a pic of yourself (duh)

3. You shouldn't take Matt's name in vain. Ooops, I think I just did.

4. Remember that any day is a good day to troll.

5. Dishonor everything that everyone else stands for or likes, even if your positions contradict each other. Besides, what are multiple personas for?

6. You shouldn't out another troll.

7. You shouldn't torll another troll.

8. You shouldn't steal another's troll persona.

9. You should definitely lie about another troll or something that they said.

10. You shouldn't covet another troll's persona. Remember, you can always think of a better one.


Nuke the unborn baby gay whales for Jesus and blame it on Saddam!”

“Finally, truth in screen names.”

“Do you have any idea how much self-restraint is involved in honoring that one sometimes? Do you?”

“hello CT I have something wonderful for you......with some luck you will see the stars in daylight......












KABOONNGGG”