Hey Artex

“LMAO Pennsy! Heck, Ya know I'm Jealous. I could only hope to be able to pee that hard into a pristine stream when I'm your age!”

“"Quiet, you." as quoted by the famous Artex on 04/21/04”

“LOL @ Adventurist!

Oh, BTW... Quiet, you.”

“I know this is the same weekend as the tentative date for the Buttkicker might you be interested?”

“That looks really cool! I would be definitely interested, but have to play everything by ear at this point. I'm moving up next week, and will nail down definitive dates once I get settled up there and see exactly what's going on with work.”

“Sent you mail, but it says your account isn't receiving. You going to have time to come out for a visit before heading up to moose country?”

“Hey treebeard! Yeah, I'm using my yahoo account for now. artex_ny@yahoo.com.

Let me get a better idea of what I got to get done here before I commit. Life is crazy right now (but in a very good way) and planning stuff is difficult, but I'd love to visit.”

“The door's open, Buddy! I will e mail you my phone #s's. Let me know, ok?”

“Will do. Thanks for the invite. I'll definitely try and will call you soon. :-)”

“Don't forget, Brooklyn beer is awesome too. Give a shout if you're in the neighborhood. :)”

“Don't forget, Brooklyn beer is awesome too. Give a shout if you're in the neighborhood. :)”

“Helllo Mister Fancy Pants! (and I always thought YOU invented that phrase heh heh) - I'm only 20 minutes into "Army of Darkness" and it's knocking my socks off.”

“Ha ha ha! Glad you like it! You better like it, if not I know Bruce Campbell (main character, Ash), and I'll tell him to sick the Deadites on you.”

“Klatu, Berata, Ni..brgghuffgh!”

“LOL!

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.”

“Hail to the king, baby!”

“This... this is my BOOMSTICK!

Oh wait, sorry.. that's for Yam.”

“what do you mean you know Bruce Campbell? Yeah, sure you do, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot.”

“Ha ha ha! No joke. I met him through work several years ago. We used to exchange e-mails every now and then, but it's been a while. He's seriously one of the funniest people I've ever met.”

“Well, with a name like Bruce, he can't be all bad.

btw - I just finished making a double batch of the best white chili on the planet. Yeah, call me a racist but this stuff is damn good.”

“Yes, that would be in bad taste (pun intended).”

“Artex should be in Maine, now. He stopped by yesterday afternoon to pick up the stuff he had sent here. We fed him, crammed belongings into his vehicle and off he went on the final leg of his journey. Congratulations, Artex! You've made it to Maine!”

“Don't Look Back A New Day is Breaking!

But just how will a kid that grew up in Florida, gained a Jersey accent, moved back down to Florida, and found himself in the Maine woods get along?

STAY TUNED.....”