If I see one more puppie with a cellopha ne........

“People shouldn't let their dogs chew on stuff like that.”

“yeah!...especially in the isles at petsmart!!!”

“Don't get me started on that crinkly plastic noise....”

“it is so rude when they lay down on the middle of the trail to gnaw on that stuff and I have to walk around them. Slows me down...just slows me down I say! Why does life have to be so fast?”

“Frankly, when I see some idiot in an SUV nearly sideswipe me because they are illegally yacking on a cell phone, I would just love to feed it to a hungry pooch (with their hand still atached to it)”

“I don't want too see another puppy with a TV remote control either. I'm on remote #3 now.”

“My 19 year old's dog chewed the birds and hands off of a very valuble Santo (San Francisco). My wife is major upset. The guy who carved it is dead. Hopefully his children, who have grown up to be carvers can fix it.”

“The last time I had a run-in with cellophane, easter hay was involved.”

“Cellophane doesn't irritate people, dogs irritate people.”

“My brother had a dog like that. It chewed up everything in the house. Its crowning achievement was chewing the head off a wooden statue that had belonged to our father.

My sister-in-law managed to get the dog out of the house and give it a new home before my brother throttled it.”

“even easter hay. Easter hay dangler? lol. Worse dangler I ever had to pull out of the dog was the entire string unit that is wrapped around a roast. Dog is lucky it made it that far.”

“After my current dogs, I finished with dogs for awhile....too much work.... the rewards are nice, but.....”

“That's nothing.
I knew someone whole lost one of his socks. He found it a week later in the yard with two brown ends.”

“Reminds of a Cheech & Chong routine....”

“A male lab from down the street, sneaked into our yard and got both our labs pregnant. They had puppies within a week of each other- 14 total, chocolate and black. I put up a pen in the yard and dump them in when I'd get home from work. The neighbor kids would come over to see them and they swarm all over them like big, fuzzy ants!”

“aero, that is why cable ties were invented...”

“Oh aero that sounds so cute. Kids and puppies just go together.”

“I don't have time to care for a pet. People keep bringing them into the house, though. Currently we have one white lab and two burmese cats.”

“Like when my sister-in-law worked for a veterinarian... that house turned into a zoo, LOL”

“It was wild around here for awhile with all those puppies. When we sold them they went like hotcakes! I think I sold a couple kids too.”

“Just so long as they were a couple of the neighbor's kids, it's all good.”

“Oh well, they all found good homes!”

“awwww, that sounds SO cute, Aero! i can't wait until i have time for a dog...i heart them.

Tilt, you're such a dork!!! :-D”

“that reminds me of an old joke...

A man walks into the psychiatrist's office dressed only in cellophane. The psychiatrist looks at him, pauses, and says: "I can clearly see your nuts." (pun works better when spoken)”

“ive been parodied! i AM somebody!”

“So why did my multipul orgasm thread get the ax but this bit of inuendo still stands? I guess we know who Matt's favorite is, ey tilt? 8P

No fair! I'm tellin' Mom!”

“how is this innuendo?”

“hmmmmm. Matt was the first live TTer I met... did I get secret brownie points for that?

Yeah... those written puns. It's a recurring problem.

(Pretty good Jesse Jackson impression, Scooper boy)”

“DORK??? Lok who's talkin' 1111

(what the hell happened to Snoopy?)”

“Oh man! You're in like Flinn! You could run a muck here with impunity!

Abuse the power you have been given young Jedi...”

“And it's not 'dork' it's 'SPAZ'!

("1111"?)



"Use the Force, Puuuuuuke!"”