Israel hiking trails

“I'm planning a trip to Israel. Anyone in here been hiking there, and if so where are the best trails?”

“The Gaza strip. I hear it's better if you wrap yourself in the Israeli flag while hiking it.”

“I am sorry ...I just am trying to stop myself from making a comment about Isrealites asking for directions........you can put me on ignore......LOL...”

“She is a troll ignore her she is just a dumbass that wants to get some reply.


I got a idea buy some sand and put it in your yard and there you go just like hiking out in the middle east!

DORK!

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“LOL Mike!

Go away, troll!!!!!”

“Contacted a friend who WAS living there for a few years and he said its not be a good idea to hike in the 'Israeli outback' right now.

He suggested going to the far south to Elat on the Gulf of Aquaba, maybe take a side trip to Petra in Jordan (part of the ancient spice trade route), or to the hills in the Sinai desert.”

“She is a compleat dork!She has to be the most dumbass troll I have ever seen post in my 3 years here!


8)”

“Or better yet go walk on a landmine.


Do the world a favor!


8)”

“Doesn't "Lonely Planet" publish a travel book covering Israel? If I remember right it has a few hiking trails in it for the more 'adventurous' traveler.”

“You go mike!”

“LOL@ all of ya!

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“Darn it!

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“Who let this sh*tweasel back in?”

“Here's the link!

Israel Climbing”

“Mamabear should leave TT once and for all!”

“dont get her riled up. remember the last time? apparently not”

“I read that there is a ski resort somewhere in Israel. There might be hiking near that.”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


8)”

“Each time you see smoke walk toward it ,but don't ever drink the water.”

“Just so you know, there is beautiful country there, if you were only educated and had a high enough IQ to figure it out.Please leave the crazy one until you can grow up and act civilized.

For the nicer folks, you can stay.”

“I appreciate you help. Actually, you are correct about the ski resort and I was surprised that it actually gets cold in Israel in the winter. I bought a guide book and there are some interesting trails you can take. One is along the old spice trail that the early traders used way back when. Fascinating don't you think?”

“Good luck with that, oh, and those little black things sticking up out of the sand -- try not to step on those.”

“Foot loose and fancy free. I intend to travel much and see the world. I'm finally doing things that I've always wanted to do, follow my dreams, and find myself again. Nobody recognizes me anymore because after losing 78 lbs, they just don't. It is funny when they finally realize who i am. I am even being hit on all the time. Wowzers! People even think i'm pretty now. I actually shopped in the petite clothes, cause the legs in the regulars are too long and the dresses go to the ground and my sleves are too long otherwise. And, i still need to go to REI by this weekend and get some smaller hiking boots. All my shoes have become lose and fall off lol. Imaging losing 3 sizes and a width?
lol
this is fun!
and i have more energy then in ages.”

“You are just too cute!”

“The ski resort is called Mt. Hermon and there are a few reviews about it on Outdoorreview.com Most were pretty favorable with good skiing, although it's a pretty small resort compared to European resorts.”

“You are very knowledgeable

Where you from?”

“PA.”

“Well RichB, you are obviously one of the intelligent people here. You're obviously not a village drunk or town hussy. There really are too many of those here, aren't there?”

“village drunk or town hussy.

ok I admit, I am both.


I am a drunken hussy.”

“And we appreciate it.”

“YEAH baby!”

“lyra is just jealous”

“Yah but she's so adorable we forgive her for it.”

“you can be a hussy, if i can be a strumpet and a trollop. deal?”

“Ooo, trollop, I like that. Can I call you that from now on?”

“Given the level of intellectual ability here I would say there are a lot of village drunks who post here.”

“no.”

“:-D”

“awww, please? How about strumpet?”

“Given the level of intellectual ability here I would say there are a lot of village drunks who post here."
Packinheatbear
12:28:02 PM
01/06/04

thats right and damn proud of it to!!

hey I have a question.

do bears packin heat sh_t in the woods?
and if yes, arent you afraid of shooting off your balls?”

“Mamabear, There's plenty of good people here. I'll take a guess and say that I've hiked with about 25 TTer's and it was a pleasure to hike with all of them.”

“You must not know anything about proper firearm safety mapleleaf if you think people are stupid enough to do that.”

“I have hiked with almost a hundred TrailTalkers and haven't found any I wouldn't hike with again.”

“to do what?

sh_t in the woods or carry guns while sh_tting in the woods. im confused....”

“Another intellectually challenged suspect who believes that carrying a gun automatically leads to someone shooting it.”

“umm then why carry it? what are you afraid of?”

“It is better to have and not need than to need and not have.”

“If only responsible people carried guns there wouldn't be any problems with people being armed. Trouble is, there's a whole lot of idiots out there. They give the rest of the human race a bad name.”