Ewker's Souvenir from the Grounds of Mic higan

“Aaaaaaaannnnnnnd,

We will just start this out the right way here...

Love you, Ewker!!!!

THE SOUVENIR”

“Who mugged him?”

“owwwwwww.”

“omg........Bless his heart!!!!”

“Yikes!”

“He's smiling.

Did someone knock him silly?”

“Awwww, it's mearly a fleash wound!

Good job, Ewker. That's a nice one!!

Now you'll always remember Michigan when you look in the mirror!”

“Dang these filters. Can't see the pic but I'm assuming you sent the right one Wolfeyes. You know the one we staged where Ewker is wearing a backpack. Thanks for helping us preserve his reputation! Wouldn't want to unleash the real story.”

“I liked this one better.
Looks like he's knocked out. ;)”

“And he got that before he even started drinking? Crap!”

“wow...what great pics....and what a cute little girl!!!”

“Where is everyone seeing the pics?”

“I missed what happened?

care to tell me”

“Uh Oh”

“geesh, I am not even through uploading and you have them posted.”

“how did you get hurt?”

“Chicks dig scars.”

“Nice leg there, dhutch!”

“that is only half of them, I will try to get the rest down shortly”

“Why is the guy in the middle not wearing a skirt?

Did the girls stomp Ewker?

Oh Abby!
I'm in love :^)”

“(hey ewker,
glad you made it home to TN ok!!)

Abby sure is a cutie, isn't she, TT??”

“Wolfie let the cat out of the bag, ewker.
I noticed new pictures were added after I posted the link. Hope you didn't mind. Now get to work uploading the rest and caption them! ;)”

“Cool Pics Ewker.
Ouch to the blood gushing wound.

"He's smiling.

Did someone knock him silly?"
Tom Terrific
10:05:00 AM


LMAO@TT”

“thanks for the answers!”

“wolfeyes
"I was walking along talking to Le Subtil and out of the corner of my eye I saw Shanedoggy take off to the right. About that time I felt myself falling forward. The weight of my pack (carrying dhutch's
tent since she was carrying 2 bottles of champagne) ground my forehead into the ice as I slid a few feet. Blood was gushing from my head and it was hard at first to determine where the blood was coming from. I was sopping the blood up with a bandana the forehead started to swell. I knew it was ugly when dutch came over for a look and turned away quickly. I thought oh great the eys is all screwed up as the blood had made my vision blurry.
Once I was determined fit we hiked the remaining 3/4 mile to camp. I managed to remain relaxed with all of the alcohol. Dhutch promised to stay up with me allnight to make sure I didn't go into a coma but we all fell asleep around 1:00 AM.
I didn't wake up the next day and this is my ghost haunting the Mich TT'ers.

Opie, that wasn't me you saw unless it was my body floating back to nashville to its final resting place."
ewker
10:33:37 AM
01/04/04
ignore this user”

“thanks dhutch, I was just copying that.
Glad to see you made it to work today. Don't know about you but it was hard to get up at a normal time”

“Yep, that is what he said happened....”

“wolfeyes, dont you believe me”

“oh man that sucks! but sounds like you had a good group of friends to take good care of you.”

“Sure.”

“It's a cover-up for what really happened, which was actually a bizarre zipper malfunction...”

“Hey, I priced one of those satelite radio thingamajiggies and they are expensive! 250 bucks! Had I known they were that much, you would have been wondering who broke into your truck.”

“What gets me is he was here doing everything under the sun, driving from the south to the north and back again, gets not one scratch...he goes on a little overnighter, and BAM!!! Blood all over the place. I just do not understand.”

“any bears in the area?”

“Yes, there are and he would have been my idol, hero, God had he said that he got bit by a bear while sleeping under a tarp...but NOOOOOOOOOO, he has to tell some whimpy arse story so that I am still without a hero.”

“Now that there's blood on all the vegetation, I'd say, yes, there's bears in the area!”

“LMBO @ wolfy!

really Ewker, you could have come up with a better story then the truth!
like 4 naked ladies chasing you down and you triped and fell and they were ALL over you!

thats what really happened right?”

“Did you get to keep the ladies stockings as souvenirs?”

“wolfeyes, check this link out for the one I have XM Satellite under $ 120.00”

“"......the forehead started to swell."

I'm gettin' a picture of ViOlIn here.”

“Capn Bobo, the ladies took the stockings home for future use that didn't include me :(”

“I have all of the stockings at my house! )8-)”

“wooohooo, guess I will head back to Michigan.

The rest of the pics are up Part 2 Pics”

“Wha???

You didn't rip them off with your teeth? Sheesh, and they call themselves "friends"!”

“How about those old scars. Walk much?”

“That scar down the nose looks nasty and that forhead one looks from still another head bash Rugby? Hockey? Prostitutes?”

“Ewker -
Did you include the picture of you riding my horse?”

“THe little one?”

“The BIG one. lol”