Is this accurate?

“i think i posted this site before, but i wanted to know how many people thought it gave them an accurate analysis. you just type in your first name, or anyone's name; click on "male" or "female"; and then click "analyze." i thought mine was pretty good!

kabalarians.com ”

“Not really:

Your name of Violin has created a most expressive nature, idealistic and inspirational, driven with a strong inner urge to be of service in some way that would uplift humanity as a whole. However, there is a tendency to assume too heavy a burden of responsibility for others, which leads to worry and undue concern. People with problems are drawn to you as they recognize you as one who has understanding and gives not only sympathy and comfort but provides also some constructive advice or assistance. You have a generous quality to your nature, but you must guard carefully against giving more than you receive or you will find yourself doing without because you have helped someone else.”

“Brief summary of your name: Lyra


Your name of Lyra gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour. Your ideas can be very original and inventive. You enjoy being with monkeys in a social environment. Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others. Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you may not follow such advice yourself. This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people.”

“Your first name of Amy has made you a friendly, approachable, and generous person. Generally you are good-natured, though at times you can be blunt and sarcastic. As you are naturally talkative, you find it easy to meet and make friends with many people. This name inclines you to be sympathetic and generous to those in difficult or unfortunate circumstances. You can be firm, positive, and independent in your own ideas and in reaching your own decisions, yet when it comes to taking action or following things through to completion, you often need encouragement. You respond quickly to kind words or any appreciation shown you. There are artistic, creative abilities in this name that you could express through music or singing, or, in a practical way, through sewing or interior decorating”

“you two are just too damn funny. ;-) the "monkey" part was a nice touch, LOL!

but FOR REAL, with my REAL NAME, it's this...

Your first name of (____) has made you a friendly, approachable, and generous person. Generally you are good-natured, though at times you can be blunt and sarcastic. As you are naturally talkative, you find it easy to meet and make friends with many people. This name inclines you to be sympathetic and generous to those in difficult or unfortunate circumstances. You can be firm, positive, and independent in your own ideas and in reaching your own decisions, yet when it comes to taking action or following things through to completion, you often need encouragement. You respond quickly to kind words or any appreciation shown you. There are artistic, creative abilities in this name that you could express through music or singing, or, in a practical way, through sewing or interior decorating.”

“Well... I put my real first name through and it came out as my polar opposite. Then I put the shortened version that everyone calls me and it is pretty accurate (and flattering).”

“LMAO!! i just saw that...yours and mine are exactly the same, Smiley! i guess there are a limited number of analyses on that site...”

“The name of Tilt gives you a very idealistic nature. Your desire for peace and harmony causes you to withdraw from situations where there is friction and acrimony. You are quite reserved and inclined to feel sensitive and self-conscious, even though you strive to appear poised and confident. Being rather secretive in many ways, and not liking people to pry into your affairs restrict opportunities for friendship; not until you feel you can trust others do you open up to them. The desire to help others and the generous side of your nature attract those who take advantage of you.”

“humanpackmule-

Sorry, but this name is not yet part of our database. Would you like to Click here to add this name and have a brief analysis sent to you by e-mail.

What kinda half-azzed database doesn't contain a name as common as humanpackmule? Harump, I say! Harump!”

“Ok, give it up, V-man. What is your first name?”

“I'm not telling.”

“i put yours in too, Violin...i didn't think it sounded that accurate (from what little i know), either. but then i tried "Jackass," and it came out perfectly!
:-D hee hee heeeee!!

(but i really did try yours, and it did suck.)”

“Would you also like my date of birth and mother's maiden name, treebeard?”

“Brief summary of your name: Aero


Your first name of Aero makes you extremely generous. You have a bubbling, spontaneous nature and a happy-go-lucky outlook which helps smooth the pathway of life. Also you are sympathetic to the needs of others. Interested in art, music, singing, dancing, and anything of an artistic nature, you could become a very fine performer. Your spontaneous expression stands you in good stead during arguments or debates, though you are perhaps too outspoken and inclined to sarcasm.

geez, I sound like a fairy!”

“Don't forget your SS#.”

“I hear 'Queer Eye' has an opening for a cast member, aero.”

“Bacpac will be my first makeover!”

“i was just curious, because i've always thought people look and act like their names, for the most part. i found this several months ago, and have been testing it out. their explanation of how the analysis works is confusing, though...i could understand that they add the numbers associated with the vowels in your name together; and add the numbers associated with the consonants. then there's another number that comes from out of their @ss or something, as far as i could understand. each number that they come up with at the end is associated with a pair charactisterics, one positive and one negative.”

“No, V. Just the pin #”

“Your first name of BowlderMan has given you a quick, analytical mind. You are creative, versatile, and imaginative. However, independence, positivity and the urge for action and progress are such strong forces in your nature that you find it difficult to control them. You feel happy as long as headway is being made, but as soon as you are obstructed or your individuality and freedom of action are restricted, you experience an intense nervous reaction. Moods of depression can result during which you become sarcastic and stubborn in your attitude toward everyone, especially to those in closest association with you.

OK, so they don't really have "BowlderMan" in their database, so I used my real first name....”

“The name of Treebeard has given you good business ability and a high regard for proper standards of conduct. You have an appreciation for good music, literature, art, drama, and philosophy, and you could be creative in those fields. An outdoor life also appeals to you and you could find much enjoyment in the beauties of nature. In the business world, your reserve and outward placidity command respect for your authority. However, in your personal life, this reserve and reticence are often mistaken for coldness and lack of feeling, with the result that others find it difficult to understand you.


Just for the record, I am a horrible businessman!”

“I was gonna say....”

“Harumph!”

“Brief summary of your name: Mule


The name of Mule creates a mature, self-possessed, and responsible nature. You are an organizer and leader who exercises sound and fair judgment in all your dealings, both business and personal. The name is a very practical influence, causing you to take your responsibilities seriously. At times it is difficult for you to see the lighter or more humourous side of a situation because of your serious attitude. Your highly capable and efficient nature make it difficult for some people to approach you. Although you desire to serve your fellow man, you may at times lack tolerance for those who are less self-assured and whose approach to life is not as positive and optimistic as your own.”

“Oh wait, it's first name...


Brief summary of your name: Human


Your first name of Human has given you creative ability, imagination along practical lines, and the patience to pay attention to detail for a while. Although you are attracted to technical, mechanical, scientific fields, you lack the patience to follow through with this interest. This name gives a certain amount of practicality to your thinking; but there is also a tendency to scatter your efforts for, although you want system and order and stability in your life, you are too apt to be distracted from the job you are doing and to become involved in spontaneous interests.”

“Ok, Aero. Is 'Pack' to follow?”

“Brief summary of your name: Brian


The first name of Brian creates a shrewd, aggressive, business nature, intent on personal gain. The desires for independence and financial success have been strong motivating forces from early in your life. You are capable of logical and analytical thinking along practical business lines, and could excel in financial fields, law, or politics. Your judgment is seldom swayed through your feelings.

Wounded Knee for President!”

“Babble-arian”

“okay, ADD babies...is it accurate? LOL! but for real, on a scale of 1-10, what would you say?”

“The name of Eddy has given you a very imaginative, creative mind. You always have new ideas, but too often they are for an easy way out of a difficulty, or an easy way of making money. You are not inclined to apply yourself consistently to a job and to reach the fulfilment of your goals through perseverance and hard work. The influence of this name has caused you to feel unsettled emotionally and mentally. You are never satisfied with conditions, because your feelings and desires are so changeable. Hence you seek change in order to have the opportunity for travel, new experiences, and new friends and associates. There are people in your association who could influence you unfavourably and thereby mislead you; disillusionment, embarrassment, and bitter experiences then become your lot.”

“Your first name of Mister has given you a quick, active mind, which has caused you to delve into many different ideas and theories. You have a desire for association with people and, since you have no difficulty in being spontaneous and expressive with others, you have considerable ability for discussion and debate. You enjoy unexpected opportunities for meeting people, or doing things on the spur of the moment. Where you have difficulty is in organizing and systematizing the handling of your responsibilities. Though you can work on any undertaking intently as long as it absorbs your interest, you cannot persevere when confronted by obstacles or by tedious monotony. Thus your success in your undertakings is limited.”

“I would say that they hit a few points on the head, but it's the same thing as horoscopes, so-called psychics and the lot. They are going to say a slew of things, some of which may be accurate because they are universal to lots of folks. And if someone sees a few accuracies, they may just read some authenticity into it...”

“Hmmm....I guess I'll have to combine all those.

Your first name of Human has given you creative ability, imagination along practical lines, and the patience to pay attention to detail for a while. Although you are attracted to technical, mechanical, scientific fields, you lack the patience to follow through with this interest. This name gives a certain amount of practicality to your thinking; but there is also a tendency to scatter your efforts for, although you want system and order and stability in your life, you are too apt to be distracted from the job you are doing and to become involved in spontaneous interests.

Your first name of Pack has given you a very practical, hard-working, systematic nature. Your interests are focused on technical, mechanical, and scientific things, rather than interests of an artistic, musical, or social nature. You tend to be skeptical outlook on life and rather materialistic standards. In reaching your goals, you are very independent and resourceful, patient and determined. You can be so very positive and definite in your own ideas and opinions that others sense a lack of tact and friendliness in your manner of expression.

The name of Mule creates a mature, self-possessed, and responsible nature. You are an organizer and leader who exercises sound and fair judgment in all your dealings, both business and personal. The name is a very practical influence, causing you to take your responsibilities seriously. At times it is difficult for you to see the lighter or more humourous side of a situation because of your serious attitude. Your highly capable and efficient nature make it difficult for some people to approach you. Although you desire to serve your fellow man, you may at times lack tolerance for those who are less self-assured and whose approach to life is not as positive and optimistic as your own."

Wow...that's me in a nutshell!”

“big friggin'nutshell, HPM”

“Nothing in there about hacking up hairballs, Mr. Hyde?”

“TB's looking at my nutshell again!!!”

“spoken like a true Aquarius, Treebeard.”

“Ssssh. Don't tell her. Now everyone willl want to see it...”

“True.
LOL!”

“Lyra's psychic!!! She knows I am an Aquarius...”

“Your name of Terrence creates a quick, clever mind capable of grasping and assimilating new ideas. You are rather studious, mentally challenging each new idea before accepting it. Because you learn so quickly you have little patience with those whose mental processes are somewhat slower, and you could become supercilious or somewhat "know it all" in your attitude. This characteristic could make you rather unpopular with your associates. Although you are very knowledgeable and intelligent, you often find spontaneous verbal expression difficult. You crave friendship, understanding, love, and affection about your reserved manner appears forbidding to others.”

“Pretty son she'll have her own call-in show.”

“okay, anyone who has ever seen Treebeard have a serious discussion/"argument" on TT, please read the following regarding Aquarians:

"They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to 'Be open to truth, from whatever source it comes,' and are prepared to learn from everyone." (stolen from some site on the internet)

LOL!! that describes you down to the bone, TB!”

“The name of Albus indicates you are a diligent and persevering worker who enjoys a routine occupation where you can do a job well and finish what you start. You like to work at your own speed, without pressure, as you prefer to take your time to work step by step in your own way. You could become frustrated and thwarted in your efforts if too many changes or disruptions occur. Also, you do not appreciate people enforcing new methods or ideas on you, as you like to examine all the details before making changes.”

“The name of Severus indicates you are a diligent and persevering worker who enjoys a routine occupation where you can do a job well and finish what you start. You like to work at your own speed, without pressure, as you prefer to take your time to work step by step in your own way. You could become frustrated and thwarted in your efforts if too many changes or disruptions occur. Also, you do not appreciate people enforcing new methods or ideas on you, as you like to examine all the details before making changes.”

“...but Aquarians "dislike full-of-air promises," and are very independent and logical. so that would explain the resistance to "horoscopes, so-called psychics and the lot."
;-)”

“Well go #&%!$ing figure,,,,they haven't even started analyzing me (by my trail name)....

Sorry, but this name is not yet part of our database. Would you like to Click here to add this name and have a brief analysis sent to you by e-mail.”

“Interesting, Lyra.”

“Your first name of _______ has given you a practical, logical, analytical approach to life and a great deal of patience. You enjoy working at anything of a mechanical or technical nature, and believe that what is worth doing is worth doing well. When you are interested in a project, you concentrate all your thoughts on it and do not appreciate being interrupted. This name creates a deliberate and methodical way of thinking and speaking; it takes you time to learn but, once you have mastered a subject, you do not forget it”

“

Gabriele:

Your name of Gabriele creates a desire for association with people and new experiences, many of which have been rather bitter. This name has given you a gregarious personality and a quick-thinking, creative, and versatile nature, but one that is very emotional. You desire change and travel and would enjoy opportunities that allowed you to be creative and to act independently, rather than to conform to system and routine. However, this name does not allow you to complete your undertakings, as farther fields always look greener.

Gemini:

Your first name of Gemini has given you a quick, active mind, which has caused you to delve into many different ideas and theories. You have a desire for association with people and, since you have no difficulty in being spontaneous and expressive with others, you have considerable ability for discussion and debate. You enjoy unexpected opportunities for meeting people, or doing things on the spur of the moment. Where you have difficulty is in organizing and systematizing the handling of your responsibilities. Though you can work on any undertaking intently as long as it absorbs your interest, you cannot persevere when confronted by obstacles or by tedious monotony. Thus your success in your undertakings is limited.”