new to trail talk

“hi...im new to this group but not new to the outdoors.i backpack,snoeshoe,seakayak,xc ski, inline skate and mnt.bike.hope i can horn in on some of your adventures.bb”

“Dang, we've had a stream of trolls today.”

“welcome.”

“Hi there, Bald One! You may want to fill out your profile a bit, or you may be accused of being a troll. Where are you based?”

“Seakayak, ski and snowshoe...


Not a likely combination in the south.

Welcome aboard.”

“Troll!!!















Next.....”

“you said


kayak”

“Dang, we've had a stream of trolls today."
Dub

its your fault, o great recruiter”

“Wecome. Where do you hail from?”

“First things first.

Are you a..

Democrat?
Republican?
Independent?

Check yes or no.”

“Bald, not everyone who posts here are jerks. Just most of 'em. Welcome.”

“uhmmm....that should be wellcome with an "l".”

“Trollville”

“LOL....and only one "l"!”

“there are a lot of drunks around, as you can tell from skiracer's posts.
;-D”

“Welcome.”

“You know whats really nice about this board... If you are new, people will post to your thread, if only to call you a troll or somesuch. On another board, if you are new and post a thread, the folks just ignore you. I'd rather be insulted (in a friendly way) than be shunned.

$.02”

“Its all about love here fly guy!

Now cough up last months membership dues!”

“im sorry Fly, did you say somein?”

“right you are, flyguy, you @#$^$%#, @#$%($&ing @%$$%-$#^%$&@.”

“Hey maple,

Was there a Penthouse magazine in the box you received. I can't find copy?”

“Her son already got it.”

“I was gonna say something about my bald uncle...naaaahhhhhhh!”

“Hope he enjoys it!”

“OK, is Bald Backpacker male or female? This is important.”

“Why, aero? Don't like bald chicks?”

“I don't believe I said "somein." (Type much???)”

“what never....”

“here a troll, there a troll, every where a troll, troll,...”

“hay don't offend the mice - no bald jokes”

“Hi, cueball. Welcoms!”

“Why is it when newbies post a new thread, claim they are new and want whatever it is they want, we all post to the thread, state our peace and then they never post again on their own thread!!???? I hate that.

Welcome, Bald Headed Troll.”

“I am new also and find that the people here can be pretty harsh. Before you know it they will be calling you names.”

“that dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

seeya!”

“You pacifists wont run me off.”

“your daddys soooo bald when he wears a white turtleneck he looks like a busted condom.”

“Careful Maple, he may shoot you!”

“Are you really bald, or do you just shave your head?”

“no worries, i will just use your penthouse magizine to protect me...


hold it up in front of me”

“Nice!”

“Damn, he gave up easy...I wonder if he's from the other site?

Flyguy6x who are you on the other site?”

“do you like Jello???????????”

“he likes to rub lime green jello on his head”

“you dunks!!!

that might have been a really sexy woman who like to shave herself...sheesh...

And I MIGHT HAVE HAD SEX WITH HER!!!!

Thanks for NOTHING!!!

on the other hand...(no pun intended) it might have been a legitamate troll and in that case, well done...we don't need no steenken TROLLS!!!!”

“I'd worry about a woman who was bald headed...that's not what is supposed to be bald.”

“green jello is great for the scalp”

“Sheesh.

Hi Bald Backpacker, fill out your profile and at least tell us what state you live in. Ignore the goons.”

“Speaking of trolls.....looks like Buck took a long hike of the the short bridge (thank goodness!!). I KNEW that dip was a troll....”

“yea, what ever happened to him??”

“Bald Backpacker...watch out for that guy Pennsy Hiker....he really is bald!”