Election 2004

“With the election less than a year away the political platforms are clear.

In September the Republicans will reveal new evidence of WMD's.

In October the Democrats will arrange a new terror attack.

I love politics!”

“Man, you are one funny mofo! A regular comedy central!”

“TROLL!!!!!!”

“Dateline - Arkansas, 11/05/04

A wild eyed, bald, one inch wanged, over weight, former hiker was seen on the highway today, naked and crying, mumbling something about a God damn, sum #&%!$ from Michigan and how he could have never, ever seen the day coming where he would have to admit that he was wrong all this time. He was spottd by a Mexican road crew and reported to local authorities. When he came to, he was quoted as saying "Those damn liberial/socialists have taken over the country. We're all DOOMED. The end of the world is NOW. TAKE ME, LORD, TAKE ME NOW!”

“another thread? gee your on a roll there”

“JIHAD BUSH!!!
(Where has our jihad buddy been, lately?)”

“....don't miss him one bit....”

“He's in Limbaugh rehab.”

“Finally! A candidate for the people.

Beer Can Bob for President!



BCB on the issues.”

“BeerCan Bob looks like Dean with an eyepatch.”

“Latest Newsweek Poll:

52 Percent of Voters Don't Want to See Bush Re-Elected, 44% Do

37 Percent Strongly Want to See Him Re-Elected, 47 Percent Strongly Do Not”

“USA TODAY/CNN/Gallup Poll results

If Massachusetts Senator John Kerry were the Democratic Party's candidate and George W. Bush were the Republican Party's candidate, who would you be more likely to vote for: John Kerry, the Democrat, or George W. Bush, the Republican?

Kerry 53%
Bush 46%
Other 1%


<sub>Results are based on telephone interviews with 1,001 National Adults, aged 18+, conducted January 29-February 1, 2004

For results based on the total sample of National Adults, one can say with 95% confidence that the margin of sampling error is ±3 percentage points.</sub>
”

“un-underline”

“My question is: Which one is the alias?”

“Also...It's premature to be talking about Polls...The amount of media exposure that the Dem. candidates have recieved and their attacks on Bush have pushed his rating down...just wait till the Dem. candidate is elected...then all his flaws and misgivings will be laid out for the world..then we can really see if this is going to be close...Personally I doubt it..My guess is that Bush wins by 5 or 6%”

“5 or 6% of the electoral votes?”

“Who's rumming?”

“USA TODAY/CNN/Gallup March 5-7 Poll results:

If Massachusetts Senator John Kerry were the Democratic Party's candidate and George W. Bush were the Republican Party's candidate, who would you be more likely to vote for?

Likely Voters
Kerry 52%
Bush 44%

Registered Voters
Kerry 50%
Bush 45%”

“What makes someone a "likely voter"?”

“a pulse”

“I believe the first question they ask in the poll is "are you likely to vote?"”

“It could be but it doesn't qualify the description very well.

Are you registered to vote and are likely to vote is very different from are you likely to get registered and vote in my mind. I guess that comes mostly from years of listening to whiners complain about the political landscape but never do anything about it by voting.

Dunno, just wondering what they really meant.”

“6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:22mp - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Michael Moore, Jane Fonda Key Note Speakers)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
9:55pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Hate America workshop.
11:10pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm - Nomination of Democratic candidate.”

“6:00pm - Opening Ceremony wherein all delegates get a “Ten Commandment Tattoo”
6:30pm – Tear jerking tribute to Reagan
6:40pm – Rush pops another pain killer
7:00pm - Tribute theme to Haliburton
7:10pm - Collect offerings for Enron Exec defense fund.
7:22mp – Rush pops another pain killer.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Tony Blair.
7:45pm – Pro War Rally sponsored by Air/Space Industry
8:25pm – Rush pops another pain killer.
8:30pm – Fire Arms Training Session
9:00pm – Workshop on “How to become a Bigot in 30 days or less”
9:25pm – Rush Pops another painkiller
9:30pm - * Insider Trading Social Event*
9:55pm – Rush Pops another pain killer.
10:00pm – Session on “How to suppress Free Speech without using physical force”
10:15pm – Celebration of “Bush’s National Guard Duty”
10:20pm – Rush pops another pill.
10:30pm - Cameo by former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore
10:40pm – Rush pops another pill.
10:50pm – Pledge to reduce taxes on all Fortune 500 Companies
11:00pm – Hate anybody but Jews and Christians workshop
11:10pm – Rush pops another pill
11:15PM - Maximizing Tax cuts for the Nations wealthiest 1% workshop.
11:30pm - 'Celebration of Anniversary of Nixon’s Pardon’ pep rally.
11:59PM – Rush pops another pill
12:00pm – Nomination of Chaney and that “other” guy”

“Excellent, Chili!”

“If it's anything like the last one they should call it "Coronation of the Heir 2004".

PS -- All citizens wanting to protest will be kept at least 10 miles from the parade route to assure that reality will not intrude.”

“WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A team of international observers will monitor the presidential election in November, according to the U.S. State Department.

The Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe was invited to monitor the election by the State Department. The observers will come from the OSCE's Office for Democratic Institutions and Human Rights.

It will be the first time such a team has been present for a U.S. presidential election.
<snip>”

“I guess they won't be checking Diebold's source code...”

“What, Jiminey Carter ain't good enough for us?????”

“They had better be right up Diebold's ass!”

“I remember back when elections were decided by the voters.”

“Geez Geo, I thought you might remember when elections were decided by city gangs.”

“You mean the dead voters in Chicago?”

“No, bright boy, ala, "Gangs of New York".

(pssssst, I was tryin' to bust on the old guy)”

“No MarkO, I'm not as old as you. I can't remember that.”

“Bright boy???

Actually I wasn't refering to your post, I wa refering to Geobeet's post above yours.”

“Can't say, noprob, I don't live in Chicago.”

“the times, they are a-changing!”

“They registered and voted heavily in the 1960 election tween Kennedy and Nixon. I guess you could say the Daly machine was very effective.”

“Dead people vote in lots of places, and I'll bet they belong to all parties and a few in between.”

“Sorry NoProb, I didn't mean to insult your intelligence.”

“yes you did”

“Sounds like a job for the ministry of silly arguments.”

“A new movement is starting so everyone can show which candidate they want to be the next President of the US. The national display will take place on September 1, 2004.

If you support John Kerry, drive with your lights on in the daytime.

if you support George Bush, drive with your lights off at night.”

“I thought for Bush you should turn your lights on when nobody's home.”