Adam and Eve joke

“Adam says to God, "I really enjoy the Garden of Eden, but I'm lonley. I'd love to get a helper and companion. You know, someone to help me cook and clean and take care of me when I'm sick"

God replies, "OK, It'll cost you an arm and a leg"

Adam replies, "What can I get for a rib?"”

“Only a knucklehead would post that ancient joke...”

“Oh goody! Knuckledragger's back!”

“We're gonna stake 'im out over an ant hill at Savage Gulf...”

“LOL..go ahead....laugh....but we REALLY know why God made women.....”

“As a life-support system for a pu$$y???”

“lmao, FG!”

“Thank goodness ants are relatively tame this time of year.

I actually like the knucklehead moniker better than the original. I'm torn about which one to use. dayhiker came about because when I first started posting I wanted folks to realise I was a newbie and lay off. I don't dayhike much anymore and usually take about (6) 3 day trips a year and so the old handle doesn't really apply. I'm iffy about which to use.”

“BAD FG, BAD!!!”

“FG - you do troll with your own name don't you. It's been a while since I heard that one.”

“dayhiker? you a-hole! LOL!”

“Not really trolling, day...just being my usual wiseass self.”

“lyra - everybody like a little a$$, but nobody likes a smarta$$. Like I can talk.”

“So Knuckledragger really IS dayhiker? I thought dayhiker denied it?”

“I've been called knucklehead for 32 years and now I get knuckledragger?

Who is dayhiker?”

“No, who's on first?”

“so what do yall think?

dayhiker or knucklehead, which is the better handle?”

“Knucklehead during the daytime and Dayhiker at night...”

“How about knuckleheadhiker???”

“what's on second?”

“Or dayhead!”

“I think if you are going to make jokes about God you should use a name like "deserves to be shot hiker".”

“Missouri huh? We only have one Missouri hiker here so you must also be named skikmon. Stiky, go bug someone else!”

“Who is skikmon?”

“*i* like smartasses, smartass!

wait, i thought knucklehead and Packinheatbear were the same person?”

“Look in the mirror.”

“I guess that explains your affection for me, lyra...”

“Uhhh, no, they are not lyra.”

“I am not a knucklead.”

“i like you for your holiday spirit and general good cheer, bitpusher. LMAO!!”

“How about "Knucklehiker"?”

“just for one day...just for a couple of hours when trolling is worst, I wish Matt would all surprise us with a changed board where we all can see the IP addys of each poster.”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA

Good joke.”

“Gemini, that's actually not a troll anymore and I am actually considering using that as my handle.

It was a great troll for a while though.”