Ithaca Car Camping trip

“Marko
WTF are you talking about?
are you or are you NOT sharing a tent with pennsy? if you make me go back and find were you posted that I will kick the ever loving life out of you!”

“Snafu, keep your woody in your pants!
Shep, I wasn't sure about you. That's why I had you on the don't know list. We will put you down as a probably. If you can decide soon enough, we will need to make sure that you are placed in a site too...”

“DAMNIT i got no hot chicks in my tent...ill damn bring my own then...dont make me do it people....you dont want too many hicks from GA in the NY woods at once...we tend to get flash backs on the deliverance days...”

“Rules!!!!
Anything that burns...”

“Oh great, now Shep's going anal on us!”

“lol should i bring my Robert E. Lee shot glass to celebrate when i win all these contests...”

“lol not yet..hopefully not anytime soon either tree”

“You may be able to out shot me, but I bet I can out drink yo ass when it comes to beer!”

“We must take a picture of the alcohol stash before it gets raided. We will stak it in the party site, photograph it, and send it to the f_cking WHite House and say, "here, you morons! These are the weapons of mass destruction! You guys couldn't find your asses with both hands!"”

“LOL @ WK”

“I meant to say Out Shoot.

Tree that will be a great picture! Before & After”

“How about a picture of all the passed out bodies across the camp.”

“After picture: Snafu laying in the rubble of several dozen empty bottles and cans with pee running down his leg...”

“well im just wondering who if anyone is supplying the moonshine and if none is being supplied should i bring some to light the fries with??”

“A picture of Lumberzac sharing a 2 man tent with 6 hookers!”

“or fires whatever you want to burn with it..”

“Shep, that's alcohol abuse.”

“I was going to say, I have never had moonshine with an order of fries.

Might be good.”

“hmm hookers are bad business...ill just have to flip through my listings and find some decent outdoorsy chicks to drag up there i suppose...that is unless scorch and twinks want to catch a ride in the mighty mighty tacomobile”

“Yo quiero Taco Bell?”

“We better set up a bail money fund for this trip. I can see the arrest report now. 2 TT’ers arrested for aiding a prostitute, 5 for public nudity, 2 for arson, 1 for illegal logging tactics, I for BWI, 2 for bribing a forest ranger, and the rest for public drunkenness.”

“WK NEVER HAD MOONSHINE WITH AN ORDER OF FRIES??


what the hell do yall normally drink up there...”

“hey i could fall into anyone of those categories...if not all ...”

“Usually beer with fries”

“lol...so i mean is this kinda like the unemployed thread or what?? i thought i was one of the few on this board with nothing to do during midday..if you are employed and posting here then can you get me a job with you??”

“Yeah, Shep! Wanna be a lawyer?”

“Ditto”

“After picture: Snafu laying in the rubble of several dozen empty bottles and cans with pee running down his leg... and a 1/2 burnt piece of apple wood in his arse!"
Treebeard


I go away for 15 minutes. And you's guy's are making fun of me...LOL”

“MOONSHINE!

Hell we got's sopme stuff here in upstate NY called "Apple Jack" (just can't away from them apples) that will kick and moonshiners arse all the way back across the Mason/Dixie line!!! Looks like a distilary cook off is now on too...”

“I missed that one.

LOL with mountain dew squirting out my nose and gravy out of the knee!”

“Making fun? Gee, and I was serious!

:)”

“LMAO...

I got a 10 gallon jug of homemade wine that needs tapping...anyone want to do the honors on this trip...just gotta make sure you drink it all while there...


Tree its good to know that my lawyer is out there defending my rights and whatnot...got anything good on the burner??BTW do you pay for moving expenses???”

“there's no way I can keep up with this thread, but from what I saw, someone has skiracer with me on site 42. Pete and family are with me on site 42.

Site 45 is also in my name but I don't care who stays there. I'll let y'all sort it out, especially since this post will probably be several pages buried before the next time I check in.

Phantom - on my post last night, I was just funning with Tango about my "master plan."”

“Bruce Almighty = Pennsy ????”

“Maple is updating all these things, Bruce. It won't go unnoticed. We be efficient!

Shep, I'm just a paralegal. Dem lawyers would be lost without us! :)”

“38 snafu & GF & Chili
39 Winter Solstice (1 more tent aval)
40 Tree Family
41 Wounded Knee & scorch
42 Pennsy & Sir Pete
43 Tango (1 more tent aval)
44 Lyndy S & family
45 skiracer (1 more tent aval)
46 Party Central (move it you die)
47 Paul And Family
48 Geo And Creek Dancer
49 Taken By Unknowns (may the good lord protect them)
50 Taken By Unknowns
51 Taken By Unknowns
52 Wounded Knee (which is open)
53 Taken By Unknowns
54 Jackcanine & (1 more tent aval)
59 Roam Around & family
61 Lumberzac & Hookers (1 more tent aval)”

“"Yo quiero Taco Bell?"
Wounded Knee
01:58:29 PM

Yo Queero Taco???

Talk about gettin' anal!!”

“yeah snafu, that's my alter ego. I forgot to change it back.”

“We got ya covered, Penns. Hey, do you want me to send that book back now, Pennsy?”

“prolly oughta take the "& family" off my site, slim chance I'll have one kid, but it's reaallllly slim, so slim as to be virtually non-existent.”

“"new update
""#39 Wintersolstice

#40 tree family

#41 Wounded Knee

#42 pennsy / pete, wife and dogs

#43 tango

#44 Lyndy

#45 Tom Terrific AKA MarkO -the wife

#46 group site AKA party central

#47 Paul (geos son and family)

#48 Geo and creek Dancer"

Ski - are you still looking to share a site? You can share with MarkO on 45 if you want. Pete is bringing dogs and since I am very comfortable with dogs, I invited him to share my site."
Pennsy
07:47:37 PM
03/05/04"”

“Check the date on that last post!”

“UPDATE....yet again!!!”

“Geez, I "work" for a few hours and there are 100+ new posts!”

“Yeah, this has been a bellringer, Mark-O!”

“Tell maple I'm at #45.....for the forty-fifth time!!!”

“Tree - no hurry on the book because I doubt I'll be going up for the recon. I think I'm booked to backpack every weekend between now and then. Life just sucks.”

“Poor baby.”

“I'm just going to show up. There will certainly be room somewhere.”

“Ski, there are still empty spaces on the sites booked. Not to worry. You will be taken care of.

Penns, I can just give you the book when I see you then, ok?”