Going Where No Tent Has Gone Before...

“Take a look at this 'tent'.

I can't decide if it is a real product or not. You decide!”

“Holy sh_tweasels, Batman! It has no bottom!”

“That's awesome.”

“I does appear to violate a few laws of physics.”

“It may be real but the site does not inspire buyer confidence.”

“Especially if you wind up on those rocks head first!”

“I am with pack on this one. Something smells funny here.”

“Holy shlt is right! That’s a trampoline tent!

Looks like everyone would end up sleeping in a big puppy pile right in the middle.”

“PO Box 'address'
No Phone numbers, ect.”

“Real or not that is too freakin' funny! (I don't think it's real and even if it is I don't think it'd work as shown)”

“That's gotta be a heavy tent:

”

“I think some college student has to much time on their hands. ;)”

“Nigal, don't discount that as no fun.

Add a tub of butter-flavored Crisco, and it might be a goooooood time.”

“If you pitch it over a river and then forget when you get out, your tent will be mine!

MOOOOOO HaHaHaHaHaHa”

“You must have to get those straps really tight. Sort of heavy also.”

“Not for me. I don't weigh much.”

“On the body of their website it says they have patent number 6,353,946 and others pending...

A patent search returns this Patent from the US Patent office.”

“Yeah, that's what I was thinking too LtHiker. What kind of damage would that do to the trees?”

“I don't see the big advantage to it. It's enough of a hassle sometimes finding the right trees to rig a tarp, let alone searching for just the right trees to pitch a tent. A few people inside the larger ones would have everyone sliding toward the middle, I would think.”

“True bit! I bet ya get some great "rebound" out out it!

The thing I can't understand is, "Why?". It's actually going ot be way heavier than a regular tent because of the heavier material needed on the floor, then the weight of the straps. Buy a damn Big Agnis matress, carry a lighter tent and sleep like a baby.”

“Don't come a knockin if this here tent be a bouncin up and down?”

“I don't think it could support my weight...especially if it was rockin'”

“Like a waterbed, you probably just have to get it started, and let physics take over...”

“Why not Dub? It'd just be you in there wouldn't it?
















BURN!!”

“I call it the beer and pizza at 3am business model.

Deep into a case of beer and a cheap pizza after a night of carousing one guy looks at the other and says...

"Dude, we could make a cross between a hammock and a tent and sell it online!"”

“Hey now! Single sex is safe sex!”

“You could jerk off in it, I suppose.”

“You guys are too much!”

“Well sure, there aren't too many places where you can't jerk off...

...oh and by the way, although you can, it's not a good idea to do that at a funeral...”

“I like the concept, although it's impractical. Funny thing is, they mention treeclimbing:

Now, there is even a sport called “recreational tree climbing” using rope and technical gear...Such users should thoroughly acquaint themselves with safety techniques and even consider harnessing themselves to the support web or surr ounding anchor points for sleeping and as needed for safety

But the damn thing is 3 point! It's hard enough finding 2 suitable points, let alone 3.

To the person asking about harm to the trees: None, I know from experience. Unless you're tying it to an extremely thin-barked tree.”

“Why not?”

“Bit, how do you know th....nevermind.”

“Why? Cause there'd be 2 "stiffs" in the room?”

“You Bit me too it skull.”

“LMAO”

“I’m surprised Mr.Inuendo hasn’t already started a thread called, “Cumming Where No Tent Has Gone Before”!”

“Oh, now that was beyond the limit of good taste”

“Like that's never happened here?”

“What the hell does Wounded know about good taste anyhow? LOL!”

“How do you know I don't have good taste!?!?!?!?!?!”

“Thanks for dirtying up my thread, pervs! ;)”

“I've seen worse.”

“Oh come one Stovey! You posted a message about a tent that doubles as a trampoline!

Can you think of anything else in the backcountry that screams bow-chicka-bow-bow more?

I can see it now, on the Man Show, TT girls bouncing on Treases!”

“It's Phunny Phriday! All the threads get dirtied up today! LOL!

Wounded- what are you listening to? Blonde? Nuff said! LOL!”

“Sadly the Man Show was cancelled...but it will live in infamy.”

“I still see reruns...last night they had the one with the female version of the Wheel of Destiny...one chick had to dip her boobs in caramel. And she had some nice ones...”

“It would be totally #&%!$ing worthless in the desert.”

“WK, you are cracking me up today!”

“Kinda pricey but I think I like it. I have a hammock tent but it's too confining & strong weather gets up under the flaps. If it has a good storm cover that horizontal rain couldn't blow under, I would be interested.”

“But back to the subject of caramel-covered boobs...

It was interesting, they had to digitally smear the image of her boobs until she covered them with caramel. Then, they were apparently okay to view in all their caramel-covered glory...


...gives me an idea, hmmmmm......”