Run? Toke? Run? Toke?

“I'll defer to the TT Run Club for conformation on this....”

“I think I'm allergic to the weed and this might explain why I don't like to run unless I'm being pursued or am pursuing.”

“well, you know what this means. we need to ban running, post-haste!”

“I've read science fiction where the nannies had gotten laws passed to that effect, lyra...

Doesn't mean it will happen, just cautionary.”

“Yeah, but I can't sit on my azz on the couch and run, now can I?”

“No wonder I'm always hungry after I run!”

“you dope fiend, Aero!”

“I only run for medicinal purposes. Heehee...”

“I can't wait until running is de-criminalized!”

“Face it, you have a problem aero. You run just to get stoned.

We should have an intervention, tie aero to his couch and make him watch TV.”

“Noooooooooooo!
You have to pry my eyes wide open to make me watch some of the Reality shows on now!”

“Nigal, you can sit on the couch and drool.

aero, picture your mind with a side of sausage and fried potatoes........after running.”

“LMAO!!! Tom T., that was priceless.”

“Does that mean if you run while you're high you'll be twice as messed up. Try it and report back to us Aero.”

“"Nigal, you can sit on the couch and drool."

Screw the couch I'm drooling right now! LOL!”

“I could stop running whenever I wanted.”

“I bet you're running right now, aren't you, BowlderMan?”

“Nigal, well, you said you couldn't run!”

“"I'll defer to the TT Run Club for conformation on this...."
laqtis

funny, i always thought of u as something of a non-conformist”

“He's an outright Wesleyan anarchist! Let there be no doubt about that!”

“This explains the little puffs of smoke that always trail the Road Runner and why he can't say anything more intellegent than "meep meep".”

“No doubt.”

“OK, I admit it. I have tried running, but I didn't inhale. (Maybe that's why I've never been a very good runner....)”

“LOL @ Violin! you people are just too funny today!”

“Sports authority will have to stop selling running paraphernalia - board of Nike will go to jail.”

“Hmmm.... and all these years I've equated it with heroin. I guess running isn't as addictive as I'd once thought.”

“If I felt the sme way after running I would run much more then I do now. I might consider changing professions...LOL!”

“toke, sit, toke, lay down, toke...laugh, toke, play frisbee...toke...do not play with power tools, toke...have sex.”

“What a load of crap! I use to run a lot (15 mi./day) when I was younger and I never experienced anything like the sensation of smoking dope (yeah, I did that too). I did discover, however, that I could drink like a fish and not gain weight (burned all the carbs, I guess) or get a hangover. Actually, I don't think that I ever experienced the fabled 'endorphine rush' either.

I feel so cheated...”

“Hmmm... go outside in the cold cruel world and have sweat dripping down into my eyes, my nose will start running, possible tripping over a curb, being bitten by a dog. Then my headphones won't stay on my head, I try to adjust them, the stap on the radio comes undone and falls on to the ground with a big crash for a fouth time...now I need a new radio...or go down in the basement and hit the bong... think..think...think. I will take the healthier lifestyle.”

“"He's an outright Wesleyan anarchist! Let there be no doubt about that.........."


FLMAO! That's a goodie!”

“Well Father Goose won't be running for President any time soon.


This is really ridiculous. Pot is illegal. Ephedra is illegal. But tobacco is sold in millions of stores. Should we make the other products legal or make tobacco illegal? And should running near wildcat habitats be illegal? Next thing you know, candles will be illegal.”

“I wonder how much money would be generated if pot was legal and taxed?”

“spandex and overly FAT personages are harmfull to the rest of the world...use caution and always, excercise your judgement in a kind and prudent manner...

***this message brought to you from the skinny persons alliance who are tired of seeing spandex stretched to its limits***”

“What's worse, spandex over filled, or spandex with slack in it?


You be the judge...”

“I knew a girl who said she was going to get her huh huh, ya know, "thingy" pierced because a girl told her you could have spontanious orgasms walking down the street. I said, "Yeah, you take up jogging and look like someone suffering from terets running down the street!".”

“Hey I don't care what people wear as long as they are willing to run, jog, whatever. More power to them.”

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Don't   Bo   gart   them   endorphins,   my   friend
Pass   them   o   ver       to   me . . . .”