Who'sOnLineRightNow?

“Do you know where your children are?”

“Mine are at my sister-in-laws with my wife in Montgomery right now. They're visiting and I'm working.”

“yes, but are they online?”

“is this the twilight zone?”

“be scared..:) the trollz are about.”

“not me. my troll is typing this”

“This thread is dedicated to some of my best friends. (who make really good trollz sometimes!)
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You stand in the center of a large five-sided room, the exits of which are marked by two large pillars to the North, East, West, Southeast and Southwest. The room is completely barren, the stark element of coldness intensified by its damp stone floor. There is a sense of quiet reserve here, not unlike which a mausoleum might offer. The walls about you are massive stone, not unlike those at your feet.”

“I can't afford a troll, so I have to do my own. Hey, how come I'm on Left coast time, but the board times everything two hours ahead? What time zone is the board on? It's 7 pm as I type this, so it should post as 9 pm, so that means central time for the board? We'll see.”

“I posted that last comment at 7:04 pm, and the board times it at 9:15. Wazzup?”

“It's server time?.. isn't it?..

Anyway.. what first.. characters?.. or rooms.”

“where in TN are you towndawg?

I be not a troll..”

“The server time is always about 10 minutes ahead of all my clocks and it's on central.”

“How's it hanging TD? Haven't seen you around lately.”

“Hey, I was just there! I stopped to visit HPM, treebait and Laurel.”

“lol.. just sitting here bored.. seeing who was on.

Howdy dayhiker.. my gosh.. was reading the TR.. sounds like a nightmare for yas..

Hi Paul.. :) you get to go more than i do lately!

Stormbringer.. I member ya.. never hiked with you.. and nashville.. don't have a CLUE who you are.. but hey.. a lot of new people around here lately.”

“Yes, TD, just drove 1,4333 miles in two days. Took my daughter to Chapel Hill for the first leg of her journey back to Iowa (school). Tonight she should arrive in Huntsville.

For supper I just boiied some Ramon and put Ragu on it. It tastes great.”

“1,433.3 miles.”

“My bad. I answered his second question which was, "Do you know where your children are." I answered the first question by posting.”

“LAUGHS at DH.. :)

Here's another room for ya.

The east wing of this strange stone cottage. An alchemist laboratory, full of arcane glassware -- bubbling with colorful liquids. Lying against the wall, and hanging nearby -- you gaze upon several dried plants -- tagged with names like monkshood, wolfsbane, hemlock, hyoscyamus and thorn apple. Interesting aromas fill the air, most of which seem completely unidentifiable. To your right stands a massive bookcase, filled completely with volumes of text and reference -- most of which are extremely dusty. A lone desk occupies the space to your left, cluttered with papers and notes. A quick gaze in their direction reveals nothing much more than runes and ancient cryptic tapestries. Set upon the shelf behind the desk are some half-dozen earthen pots, bearing names like arsenic, mercury and antimony sulfide. One particular container catches your eye -- a skull and crossbones upon it. The word aconitine is scrawled on its side with black ink.”

“My kids are in the closet where they belong!

Duuuuuude!!,,, you sound like a Dungeon Master.”

“yup.. found some old text.. long saved.. one of my fav RPs from back in the day.”

“"Do you know where your children are?"

Non-existant. Thank God.”

“YOUR MAMA!”

“My twins should be in their separate high schools, dozing off in during their 10th grade academics. While I am in New York City, having a nice vacation w/o them. That will teach them....to no longer want to be seen with their ever so devoted mother. Ha”

“I'm online right now !”

“Nope”

“Hey TD!!”

“negatron”

“???????????????????????????????????”

“not me!! it's dead today!! DEAD I tell ya!”

“well damn the night people suck..whats up witdat?”

“I'll be around all night! Til' 7 am, working.”

“fess up”

“I'm not online right now...”

“me either”

“i thought i was online but i was mistaken”

“YO!”

“I haven't been online in years.”

“its hard to get back into the swing eh”

“im here against my better wishes”

“I've been told I'm "not quite all there". Why do they laugh when they say that?”

“Can anyone see my post? I have myself on "ignore" so I'm not sure if this is showing up.”

“I can't see it Buck....it's not showing up here either. Better tell Matt.”

“Thanks, Nonconformist. I can't see your post either. I'll notify Matt, even though I have him on "ignore" too, as well as having his e-mail blocked. But it's worth a shot. I'm not sure why I'm telling you this because I know you can't read a word of this post.
last edited: 8/19/05 8:00:54 PM”

“Buck, I'm not sure what you just said since I can't read it, but if you said you'd notify Matt (I have him on ignore BTW) I agree with you 100%. Heck, it's worth a shot.”

“I quite doing lines years ago.”

“Nobody but us chickens...”

“i just woke up from a nap, i'm not feeling well. may go back to bed soon. but yes, i'm online.”

“KJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJHADBAKJDSSSSSSSSSSSS”

“I am an internet resident.
I work here and I play here.”